Special Ted

"That the guy?"

"Yeah, looks like him"

"Damn he's huge."

"tch, tell me about it. its gonna suck carrying him into the car."

"Jesus, what the hell do you think they feed the kid? Must take an entire farm to feed that... beast of a boy"

"haha, yeah, must cost a fortune to keep this guy- wait did you just call him beast?"

"...no..."

"..."

"What! Don't look at me like that."

"Is, is that... an erectio-

"It's a Cup! You never know when someone might try to get cheap shot in!"

"Are you...

"No you're gay!"

"uhh, I was actually gonna ask if you were gonna go to Joseph's party this weekend. Not if you were gay... are you?

"Shut up! I'm straighter than the pole you'r mom dances on!"

"A simple no would have sufficed..."

"Hey John."

"Yeah Adam"

"Why do you think Command wants us to kidnap some kid from an orphanage?"

*sigh* "I don't get paid enough to care sooo..."

"Oh"

"Yup"

"..."

"..."

John was sitting in the drivers seat of a black van, reading a newspaper, while sipping on his coffee. Adam was sitting in the passenger seat looking out the window. staring at the soon to be sleeping giant that was there objective. There objective was simple, kidnap a human that,

1: Would not be missed.

2: Has a very low IQ.

And 3: Will not be missed!

Failure was not an option.

Adam was putting a silencer on his modified Beretta m9. He then checked his magazine to see if he had the right ammo. It's been modified to fire 9x19mm Parabellum-sized tranquilizer darts rather than lethal rounds. It uses a slide-lock mechanism, enhancing the suppression effect but reduces the Rate of Fire of the weapon. 'Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, I love you.' He thought as he slid the magazine back in place and cocked his gun.

"You ready for this." asked Adam in a solemn voice.

*sigh* "Eeyup." replied John as he folded his newspaper and tossed it to the back of the van. Adam turned the key that was in the ignition, and the van roared to life. He turned around and opened a small window to the back of the van. "You guy's ready back there?"

"Ready!" said three men sitting near the side door of the van.

John quickly drove next to his target, while Adam shot said target through the open window. As the objective dropped to the ground the side van opened up and three men jumped out and hauled the sleeping Giant into the van. "Go, Go, Go," said one of the men as another slammed the door shut. John hit the gas peddle, and the van raced through the soon to be busy streets.

"Jesus this guy ways a ton!" exclaimed one of the men in the back

"hoh my gawd did you hear him before he got shot!" laughed another.

The three men sat down and waited for the arrival of their destination...  which was about 10 miles out of the small city.

"Damn it's cold this morning..." Said John stepping out of the van.

John looked around the small warehouse room. He was looking for someone to relieve him of his 'package'. As he found the man he was looking for, the men in the van exited and moved to another car on the other side of the room. leaving the sleeping 'Beast' alone.

John walked up to a man in a white lab coat. "He's all your's" he said as he tossed him his key's. "I trust you had no problems in acquiring the subject." Said the man in the lab coat as he handed John a brown bag.

"Not a damn one..." Said John grabbing the bag. he then proceeded to open the bag. "This all of it?"

"Every last dollar is in there."

"Pleasure doing business with ya doc." Said John as he walked towards the car. As John entered the car and sat down. a noise could be heard. It was a beeping noise. and it was coming from glove department. Adam, whom was riding shotgun, opened the compartment. All eye's went wide as about 2-4 pounds of C4 was jammed into the compartment.

Adam turned to John "John, I'm Ga-"

"Get The Fuck Ou-BOOOOOMMM" Interrupted John, as he reached for the door handle but was cut off by the the sound of the C4 detonating.

The Doc. looked on in glee as his 'witnesses' where disposed of. Chuckling to himself, the 'Doc' walked over to the Van and took a look at his newest test subject.

"My, my, my, aren't you a big one... wonder what the affects of the serum will have on you...I do hope you last longer than the others..."

"Is he strapped in tight Dr."

"Yes, yes, he'll be fine in there."

"I was more worried about us... So, Dr. what do you hope to accomplish with this... serum."

"I WILL accomplish something no man has ever done before. I will create the worlds first super soldier!" Exclaimed the Dr. as he pushed some buttons on a computer.

"So what will this 'Soldier' of yours be able to do?"

"Well Commander, from what I can tell the computer says he'll be much stronger, faster, and very adaptable to his surroundings."

"Will it make him smarter?" Asked the commander, slightly shifting his weight from one foot to the other. "I'm still not sure why you wanted us to pick up some retard from an orphanage... well, i get the orphanage part but not the retard part."

"Simple Major, you see in order for this to work I will need to completely erase his memory, And what better memory to remove than that of this imbecile. He has no future among civilian life. Plus I want to see if his healing factors will work on 'fixing' his brain. And we could just do a simple cranial reset and make him completely under our control... well almost completely."

"Healing factors? Wait, almost under our control? What do you mean almost?"

"Well you can't expect anything to be completely under your control now can you." Said the Dr. while extracting some blue liquid with a syringe. "And besides, he'll have absolutely no memory of his old life, meaning it'll be a hell of a lot easier to brainwash him..."

The Dr. walked up to the sleeping man strapped into a chair. "If you can hear me, I hope this hurts... Allot!" Yelled the Dr, jabbing the syringe in the the back of the sleeping man's skull. The commander cringed slightly at the sound of a fairly loud *crack*. The Dr. saw him and laughed like a madman. "Getting a little queasy now are we commander!? AHHAHAHAHA!" The Dr laughter rang throughout the entire compound. then slowly dyeing out, until nothing was heard.

"Well then, now we wait." said the Dr as he left the boy in his 'Bed' "How long until the serum starts to take effect?" Asked the commander,  as he walked out the door with the Dr. "About 24 hours or so... why, not quick enough for ya?" The Dr. gave a mad grin as they walked through corridors. "No, no, just asking..." said the commander as he stopped at an intersection. "I'll be in my office. Tell me when it's ready."

"Yes sir!" Replied the Dr.