Author's Note

Warning: a lot of swearing is involved. Don't like it don't read it. and if you get any references I make, kudos for you.

Arrival

(This will take place as the Nightmare Moon attack on Ponyville is occurring.)

I always was an outsider. I made multiple efforts to make friends in the many schools I attended bouncing around the US in a military family. But friendships never really clicked for me...

Until I came to El Paso, Texas, where I met my best friend David. He resides there to this day. But sadly as all relationships do when in a military family, we parted ways. We are still best friends but sadly we are distanced physically from one another. Now in a new home, I am back to the same old dance of trying to make friends and failing miserably. Back at the house it isn't much different. I am often being cast out because as an ADHD child that is also an addict, I make the same mistakes over and over again. So my family doesn't really pay much attention to me as long as they enjoy themselves. So I often get the chance to stargaze from my Throne (not an actual throne but to me it is what I refer to as my chair.) So when I saw the stars moving, I thought it was the beginning of a meteor shower and decided to make a wish. Little did I know it would send me into a friendship adventure and love life I could never have conceived to be real in my life. I also failed to notice the black horse that appeared briefly in the face of the moon. My Wish:

'I wish that I can make friends, and meet the one I want to spend my life with'

And with that I disappeared off the face of the Earth, and onto another.

I come to consciousness in darkness.

"Holy crap my head hurts..."

I bring my hands to my head and begin to rub my temples. But then 2 solid things hit me in the head where my hands where supposed to land.

"OW, WHAT THE... Fuck?"

I look down at my hands or what used to be my hands in confusion. In the place of my hands were what I could see were horse hoofs. Furrowing my brows in confusion, my eyes track up the rest of my new limbs where my wrist should meet my hand is a ultramarine colored, fur covered horse leg. Then my eyes get to my shoulder blades and see an ultramarine colored torso not my own. I see more of a horses body (also ultramarine colored) with the exception of 2, of what I can tell, are wings of a bird.

My mind takes about 10 seconds of crashing before it comes up with an appropriate response.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ON EARTH IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

But then I notice the snout of the end of my face. Looking past it, I see a small puddle. Using what muscle control I have over my new found body, I hurl myself in its direction. I see an ultramarine colored unicorn with a windy green, watery blue, fiery red, and dirt brown mane and tail with wings looking back at me in the reflection of the puddle. My little sister was a major horse fan and in turn learned about mythological horses as well, including Alicorns.

"SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!! AM I A FUCKING ALICORN?!?!?! WHAT ASSHOLE FUCKING GOD DECIDED TO DIE AND LET FUCKING LOKI TAKE CONTROL OF MY FATE!?!?!?!?" I shout in nothing short of hysteria.

Then I hear a booming laughter and the faint whispers of what I assume is talking in the distance. I blink before what I assume is a rational thought comes to mind.

'Laughing and talking means civilization, right? Maybe the people who live here can help me!'

So with that I set off to find what I think is human civilization. Boy was I wrong...

30 minutes later...

I soon arrive in a small... and painfully, colorful town after about half an hour of falling on my face and learning to use my new body. Though it looks like every building would collapse in on itself and kill the occupants if so much as a feather landed on the roof. I couldn't tell if I was in a 3rd world country or something else...

I shrug and continue towards the sounds of laughing. Jinxing down several alleyways, I finally arrive at the source, another Alicorn with midnight black fur, dark blue hair that flowed in an intangible wind, and on its flank is a tattoo of a menacing moon in a midnight black sky. Confused I looked around for humans.

'Buildings, check. Laughing, check. People?' I thought.

I looked back at the Alicorn, I see it is still laughing maniacally. I shrug.

'Probably means one of 2 things. 1: That star I wished on teleported me to another universe and in turn, a new planet or 2: This is all a dream and for some reason my mind wandered to this in the dream state.'

Being a sci-fi nut, I go with route 1, for giggles mostly.

I clear my throat and approach the still laughing Alicorn.

"Greetings! I come in peace! Take me to your leader!"

She stops laughing, and turns to me with a glare.

"Who might thou be?" it asks.

"I am Bryce, and I am here for-" I begin before it begins to laugh uproariously.

"HAHAHAHAHA, what kind of name is that?!?!?" It asks still in a fit of laughter.

I scowl.

"Its a perfectly good name you ass." I say

It immediately stops laughing and glares death at me. Then it flares its wings behind it menacingly.

"HOW DARE THOU INSULT US!!! WE ARE NIGHTMARE MOON, BRINGER OF ETERNAL NIGHT, SOON TO BE RULER OF ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!" The now identified, Nightmare Moon booms.

Now its my turn to laugh.

"HAHAHAHA, what kind of dumbass girly name is that?!?! And bringer of eternal night!?!?! Don't make me laugh!!! According to the laws of the fucking UNIVERSE, the planets orbit around the sun on their own rotational axis!!! So unless you can stop both the rotation around the sun and the rotation of the planet we stand upon that isn't going to fucking-"

I never got to finish that sentence, as I received a black lightning bolt to the face. I get launched from the impact, screaming from the pain, into a building that looked like a giant pastry. I shake off some pastry and rubble from my face. Standing back up, I glare Hell itself at Nightmare Moon.

"YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO COME INTO TOWN FIND SOME PEOPLE, GET MY HUMAN BODY BACK AND GO HOME!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOO. I CAME INTO TOWN TO SEE A FUCKING BITCH OF AN ALICORN LAUGHING HER BITCH ASS OFF OVER GOD KNOWS WHAT-"

At the time, while I was ranting I failed to notice that my body was slowly turning into a flaming Alicorn shaped inferno with enough power to match the pure rage running through my system. I also failed to notice the rubble surrounding me had caught fire and was melting from the inferno being generated by my rage filled body. However, Nightmare Moon noticed and now saw me as a true threat. A midnight blue glow flowed over her horn as she charged up a spell.

"-AND ANOTHER THING!!! THAT FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT FUCKING HURT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!? FUCK YOU!!!"

I charged forward, leveling my flaming horn like a javelin or jousting rod. Then she released the spell, which materialized as a massive energy blast that demolished everything in my direction. Except me.

Still charging, the power of the rage fueled flame had absorbed the energy blast and had channeled it into even more flame for the inferno. Nightmare Moon looked like she was panicking as I drew close. She threw up an energy barrier in an effort to protect herself, but it was in vain. My horn made contact, and with a fiery explosive inferno, the shield shattered. Smoke from the explosion filled the area. I was blinded by the amount of smoke and I squinted to get a glimpse of where she was so I could kick the crap out of her further. Suddenly a pitch black mini horse jumped out of the smoke at me, baring its dagger like teeth at me.

With a yelp, I jump back and a trail of fire blasted from my horn melting the horse into little more than a puddle. Suddenly, a wind gust blew through the area, taking the smoke with it. And I see about 7 more of the evil horses, or should I call them ponies? Imma call them ponies.

I see Nightmare Moon standing behind them, smiling wickedly before she sees the black puddle, then she growls.

"KILL HIM!!! RIP HIM LIMB FROM LIMB!!!" She says pointing a hoof towards me.

The black ponies growl, and charge, but 3 run into the forest, for reasons I don't know nor care about. With a roar of challenge, I charge too. But as I was about to make contact with them, I exploded. Not like I detonated into pieces and died, no that would be a bad ending to the story and I wouldn't be here to tell you this story. I exploded in a Fiery explosive inferno that launched itself from by body, burning the ponies into ashes.

Blinking at what I did, Nightmare Moon and I stare at the ashes of the ponies. However I recover faster than her.

"HA!!! THAT THE BEST YOU GOT BITCH?!? ALL IM GOING TO SAY BEFORE I RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND PUT IT ON A PIKE FOR A TROPHY IS IM NOT IMPRESSED!!!"

She glared death at me once more and began to charge another spell, when suddenly her eyes flared in surprise and she looked to the forest I landed here in.

"That's impossible!! I made sure those were gone myself!!!" She said and she disappeared in front of me.

I roar in frustration. She will not escape my wrath!!! Just as suddenly as when she disappeared, I sensed her reappear somewhere else. I grin evilly. NONE ESCAPE MY WRATH!!! I charged out of the town leaving a trial of molten magma and burning buildings in my wake. I ran for about 15 minutes before I reached my destination, an old ruined castle. Thinking back on it, it would have looked awesome in it prime. But at the time I couldn't give 2 flying fucking shits. I charge at a stone wall and as I make contact I burn through it, turning it into magma. Looking around the room I see my target, Nightmare Moon, standing in front of 6 multi-colored ponies.

One is a purple Unicorn wearing a tiara and has a sparkle tattoo on its butt, another was a cyan colored Pegasus with a prism colored mane and tail wearing a necklace and had a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt coming out of it in the same area, another was a white unicorn with a purple mane and tail with 3 diamonds as a tattoo in the same area again (with a necklace), another was as pink as I will get out (species pony) with 3 balloons as a tattoo (wearing a necklace), another was a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane and tail with 3 butterfly's as a tattoo (wearing a necklace), and lastly an orange pony wearing a Stetson hat and 3 apples as a tattoo on its butt (wearing a necklace).

They were all flying in the air, floating in pure energy. But once again I didn't care. All I wanted was Nightmare Moons head. I roared again, and leveled my horn again, and once again it was wreathed in a fiery inferno. The roar alerts Nightmare Moon to my presence, and she mirrors my stance and charges as well. We make contact and I feel a shoot pain in my chest and another flare of pain as well. I look at the damage I caused to see I impacted the side of her neck, only giving a mild wound that cauterized from the shear heat. She screams in pain as I latch my flaming body onto hers and suddenly all I can see is pure white.

I wake with a groan. I open my eyes and look around. I'm still in the castle and I am surrounded by those ponies that were in the energy ball. Though they seem to be in the middle of a conversation. They soon notice I am awake.

They all turn to me and bow, though it looks like the white and purple Unicorn is trying not to throw up.

"Your majesty." The purple unicorn says.

Then I notice a dripping sound. Looking to the source, I see it is my body. I am standing in a puddle of my own blood. I see a gaping hole in my chest, then I notice several scorch marks and the smell burned flesh. Looking back up at the ponies I grin and weakly say:

"I think I got nicked."

Then I pass out of the land of the living for the 3rd time that day and into unconsciousness.