Author's Note

Whew, that took a awhile! (Cracks back, pops fingers.) This chapter will be more chill, and we will be meeting the mane 6 in this chapter.

I believe an introduction is in order!!!

I wake, yet again with a splitting headache. I groan and bring my hooves (slowly this time so as not to smack myself in the head again) to my forehead and massage it. I open my eyes to see an angry cyan and prism colored pony nose to nose with me.

I yelp and throw a punch. It connects with its lower right jaw and it goes flying into the wall. In the following 3 seconds I got, I managed to analyze the entire room in view.

It looks just like a normal human hospital room without any of the technology. To my right is a cardinal blue colored curtain separating half of the room from me and the other side of the rooms occupant. Then the blue Pegasus is back up again.

"What the buck!?" She (apparently, from what I can tell with its pitch of voice) says with an angry growl, rubbing her jaw where my hoof made impact.

She launches herself through the air at me and tackles me out of my bed and into the curtain. The curtain collapses and falls down on top of us. We continue to skid and smack into a hard metal thing. I hear a crashing sound and a loud 'oof'.

The Blue Pegasus and I both start thrashing the get out of the curtain. My horn rips a hole through the curtain and I press my newfound advantage. Ripping the hole wider, I make it big enough to squeeze my head though. Poking my head through the new hole I see:

"YOU!!!" I shout in anger.

I see the other occupant of the room, an Alicorn that looks just like Nightmare Moon. She looks back at me confused.

"Dost I know thou?" She asks.

I growl and try to pounce on her but get caught in the curtain. Then the Blue Pegasus gets out of the curtain.

"I'm gonna throttle you!!!" she launches herself at me with a flap of her wings and grab my face.

Raising a hoof to land a punch, she is stopped by a golden glow surrounding both of us. I turn to the source of the golden glow and see a large white Alicorn, with the other ponies I saw earlier standing beside her. (I am just assuming they are all girls judging by color scheme.) The white Alicorn had a large multi-colored mane that flowed in an intangible wind.

"Rainbow Dash! Why and how did you get yourself in this mess!?" The purple one exclaimed.

She mumbled a bit and looked at her mouth. The purple one looked at the white Alicorn and gestured to her mouth. The white Alicorn face-palmed... Face hoofed? She face hoofed and the golden glow stop encompassing the newly named Rainbow Dash's head.

"I was just watching him, when he woke up and hoofed me in the face!" She exclaimed.

A white pony in gold armor walked in carrying a ring in his hoof. The white Alicorn waved her hoof at me and the new white pony walked up to me and placed the ring around my horn. I was just watching this transpire with a puzzled expression. The new pony stepped back and walked out of the room and out of sight. The golden glow recedes from my head.

"Who are you and what do you rule?" The white Alicorn asks.

I hmph, and turn away.

"I ask again, who are you and what do you rule?" She asks.

Turning back to her, I glare and say:

"Why should I say anything other than what I am saying now, hm?"

"Because I will take the information if you don't."

I roll my eyes at this.

'What is this, some cheesy spy movie? Fine, I'll bite.' I thought.

"What are ya gonna do torture me?" I say tauntingly.

"No, this." she says.

Her horn flashes, and the world turn into a gray empty plane. Surprised, I look all around. All I see is gray in all directions.

"Am I dead? Is this Hell? If this is Hell, Hell is boring..." I say.

Suddenly, the world changes into Hell from Doom 4 complete with dead bodies. I yelp and it shifts back. Confused yet again, I do a double take, and the event repeats again.

'Is this the dream scape?' I think and it booms all around me.

"Nope mind scape." I say aloud.

"Very observant Bryce." A voice says.

With a yelp, I turn to the source of the voice. I find standing there the white Alicorn. I growl.

"Who are you and how did you get into my mind?!" I shout at her.

"I used a simple mind-reading spell and combined it with a dream walking spell. And I am Princess Celestia, Ruler Of Equestria. And you go by the name Bryce. What is your real name?" She asks.

"What do you mean 'what is your real name?' That is my real name! I am not a fucking Alicorn! I don't belong here!" I shout at her.

The room around us began to take a fiery red appearance as my rage and frustration grew. Celestia took a step back, keeping a calm, emotionless face at my outburst.

"Please, do explain." She asked, gesturing me to continue.

With a groan, I flopped down to the ground.

"I was hoping to get some emotional response. But fine. Might want to sit down for this. this is going to be a little crazy." I say.

"There is no need for you to tell me your history, only how you got here." She says, sensing a monologue oncoming.

I sigh happily.

"Good, because I really did not want tot go into a monologue! I'm pretty sure that, as cheesy as it sounds, I arrived via star travel. I was back in my room at my home... on Earth not here, and when I saw some stars moving across the sky, I thought that they were a bunch of falling stars, of course being the dumbass that I am. I made a wish and then here I am!" I say exasperatedly.

She puts a hoof to her chin and her horn glow once more. I feel her sifting through my thoughts and memories. I growl and try to resist her. Suddenly I feel her progress stop. Looking up at my horn, I see an ultramarine colored glow surrounding it. I grin. I put more effort in to whatever I am doing. As we mentally fight a war with one another, I watch as her façade cracks, revealing her surprise. I grin wider, standing up. I put as much power into it as I can, and my horn begins to glow 8 more colors: Gold, Grey, Purple, Brown, Green, Fiery Red, Windy Blue, and Oceanic Blue. The combined colors makes the mindscape around us turn into a prism of color. She visibly winces and grabs her head with her hoof.

"Get out of my head!" I roar.

And with another burst of effort we exit my mindscape.

I awake in a new place. It looks just like my mindscape except pure white. I groan.

"I really need to stop passing out." I say.

"How did you get into my mind!?" A voice angrily questioned me from behind.

I yelp and jump, flapping my wings once, and turned to see who had spoken. It was Celestia. I growl.

"I didn't say that you could scan my memories at your leisure you prick." I growl to her.

"I realize this, and choose to ignore your protests, due to the fact that I must protect my subjects. How did you reverse the mind reading spell? When I scanned you memories, the world you came from had no magic so there is no possible way you could learn to use magic this quick. Explain, NOW." She growled back.

"Yeah, no. I don't answer to you. Now, as I see it, we have 2 options. 1: You can release the spell holding us here, and we can talk this out like civilized people... erm ponies, I guess, or, we can hold each other in each others minds forever and get very personal with one another, and when one of us decides to leave, we spill some very important and embarrassing secrets to the populace about one another, and in turn, ruin one another's lives for as long as the live. What do ya say? Do we have a deal?" I said and held out my hoof.

She growls and scowls at me, and then her horn start glowing. Not feeling any resistance to enter my mind again, I analyze her facial features and quickly realize that she is thinking over her options. I lower my hoof, set it down, and sit down. Then I begin to twiddle my figurative thumbs. After about, what felt like 2 minutes her horn stopped glowing and she looks me in the eyes. She groans, scowls at me, and holds out her hoof.

"We have a deal." She growls.

I smile.

"I knew you'd see it my way!" I say annoyingly happily. (Mostly just to be a dick.)

I held out my hoof and we shook hooves. (somehow.)

Her horn glowed and we exited the mindscape(s).

I awoke with a massive headache.

"Ow ow ow ow..." I said, rubbing my temples.

I open my eyes to see all the assembled ponies staring at me and Celestia expectantly, aside from Rainbow Dash who was glaring at me in an attempt to intimidate me.

"Well, what did you find?" The purple one asked.

"All I found is somepony that needs more than I can or will provide for him. Twilight, if you will, please take him back to Ponyville-"

*snicker*

Celestia glares death at me. The recently identified Twilight also looked at me in confusion.

"Is something amusing?" Celestia asked, her voice positively flooded with venom direct at me.

I wont lie, the amount of venom and loathing I could sense coming off of her made me wince. But of course, being the smartass that I am, I decided to piss her off further.

"Ponyville?! What kind of name is that?! It sounds like the name of some tiny pastel colored town from a 2 year olds show!!!" I exclaimed.

"I assure you, that is a common name for Equestrian society..." Twilight responded in an intrigued voice.

At this I merely shrug. I stand up, and Celestia turns to Twilight once more.

"I repeat the question Twilight, but this time with a warning, Bryce as he calls himself will be much more difficult to contain than you think. He comes not from this world. He has no idea what he has been forced into. Take care of him. Don't let him out of your sight. Understand?" She asked.

Twilight pauses.

"Yes. I will do it."

Celestia nods.

"Good, I will have a squad of Guards escort you and your friends to the train, I will also provide you money to pay for it, safe travels." Celestia said with a smile to the ponies and a glare to me.

'I doubt that she will ever like me... meh. Don't give a shit.' I thought.

"Soooo, Twilight is it? Lead the way." I say and gesture to the door.

Twilight nods and turns to the midnight blue Alicorn.

"Goodbye Princess Luna, hope you get better." She says with a smile.

"Thank you." Luna responds.

Twilight turns to the other ponies.

"Come on girls!" she says and trots out the door.

"Right behin' you twi!" The one wearing the Stetson says, and she and the other ponies trot out the door after Twilight, Rainbow Dash glaring at me the whole way out the door.

I follow them with a smile. At the doorway I give a glare to Princess Luna before I leave. After that I exit the room with the smile I had on a second ago.

'This is going to be quite the adventure!' I think.