Open up a newspaper and what do I see? Ahh, ah See my girl, ah, looking at me
"But I mean, why are we here? It's not like we knew Plum Barley.
"We're here because I'm the princess. They expect me to show up. I'm being polite.
But why? What even happened?
Scene 1: Spike and starlight glimmer
Twilight, how's your leg doing? I hear you had quite a crash.
How was the party?
Oh, a swell soiree, darling. You all really should have been there. You should have seen Twilight! She was all over that dashing stallion from Beshbarmak.
Oh, really. Rainbow smirked. "Did you get any tail?"
"I... I don't have to answer that question!"
Rainbow deepened her smirk and added raised eyebrows to the mix. "You totally fucked, didn't you."
Fluttershy squeaked. Applejack chuckled. Twilight's face grew even redder. "We, uh, had a nice night. Th-that's all I'm going to say. Can we move on? Please?!"
Rainbow wouldn't stop. "I mean, you must have had a pretty wild time for you to need a
I'm glad you enjoyed it, rarity. You too, Twilight.
Applejack, you should really get that checked out. It looks like a fungal infection.
Applejack returned a deadpan look. "That's because it is a fungal infection.
Hey Pinkie, you all right? Your hair...
Oh, dontcha worry! I'm not deeply depressed, liable to commit a massacre, or anything like that. I'm just getting in the mood of the season?
You can change your mane like that?
I can do lots of things with my hair! Just ask Rainbow Dash!"
Rainbow coughed loudly.
Do you know the real reason why Ponyville was founded? They weren't expanding Equestria. They were escaping it.
This story blows." Rainbow complained
It's been erradicated here. The vacinnation is just a precaution.
Pinkie: Yeah, earthponies are all vaccinated at birth. You'd have to, like start out as a unicorn and then become an earth pony or something. How crazy would that be?
Oh
Applejack: Twilight, you have something you want to tell us?
She denies it and lets slip detail about the foal's death
Fluttershy points out that *detail* hadn't appeared yet
Rainbow realizes she hasn't been flying.
Rarity realizes she saw Twilight with the representative from
Applejack
Why do you even know that?
Last scene: Twilight asks them why they are leaving
