Transformers Equestria Girls In Disguise Shorts

Over in a part of the Autobot base in Nevada, in the Ark that was still crashed and stuck in the volcano, one lone girl in an Autobot fighting suit kept pacing back and forth, with a pad of notebook paper in one hand, and a pencil in the other, tapping her chin. She had been trying to think of a perfect battle cry to use out on the field to inspire and lead the Autobots to victory, but she wasn't coming up with anything in mind.

"Hm... ugh, how can I do this? Optimus had the perfect battle cry, I've got to come up with something else that's great," Sunset groaned, "Okay, keep it together Sunset. You can do this. There are tons of people out there and famous characters, that have had witty battle cries, lets just think here."

Sunset continued pace, tapping her chin with the pencil.

"Lets see... Ooh! Autobots, roll and recapture!" Sunset yelled pumping a fist in the air. She paused for a moment, but now that she listened to it, it didn't sound very correct. Not a lot of missions relied on capturing anyone.

"No, that doesn't make any sense."

Sunset scribbled that idea furiously out on the paper in a big 'X'.

"Okay, lets think, what can be a good battle cry?" Sunset continued tapping at her chin with the pencil, but was then replaced with her scratching at it with her hand.

Suddenly, a big smile crept on her face as an idea came onto her head. "Autobots, rip it up and ride it out!"

The more Sunset thought about that remark, her lips drooped, thinking about a disturbing idea that had just popped into her mind.

"That's just... wrong."

Soon enough, an alarm went off. Sunset turned around to face the control panel, and hit a few keys.

"Energon deposit!" Sunset grinned.

Several running footsteps came charging revealing a few Autobots that came charging in.

"Sunset, we heard there's an Energon deposit. Should we go get it?" Trailbreaker asked.

Sunset's Headmaster head component displayed nothing but pure joy on her face.

"Alright, shall we go?"

The Wreckers gave confirming nods.

"Okay then. Autobots! Lets rev up and roll out!" Sunset yelled raising a fist into the air, pointing out into the desert.

Awkward silence was all Sunset received alongside the sound of clanking further in the base, and the sound of a cat making a low meow. Sunset waited for a response, but she was given no response. She turned around to look at Trailbreaker, Mirage, and Hound just staring at her in awkwardness.

Sunset sighed heavily, "I'll work on that last part."

Sunset's Autobot suit transformed into the big rig mode, and the rest of the Autobots transformed and rolled on out for their mission.

The mission went without a hitch, and they got all of the Energon supply they needed.

"We've got what we came here. Shall we go?" Trailbreaker asked.

"Yes, of course. Autobots, lets rev, rock, and rumble!" Sunset said in a silly tone, along with moving her body in a silly way.

Trailbreaker just replied by facepalming himself and Hound and Mirage hissed, finding what Sunset just said to be very cringworthy.

"Oh really?" Sunset asked, standing straight again, "I kind of liked that one."

"Wordplay isn't really your strong suit Sunset," Hound said.

"Alright lets just go," Sunset sighed.

Sunset transformed into vehicle mode, and the Autobots followed after. They still couldn't comprehend what she said.

"So, let me get this straight, you're trying to find a battle cry?" Knockout asked. "Why not just use the simple one we all use like 'transform and roll out'? Or even 'Til All Are One' is good battle cry."

"Because I want to come up with something of my own, and I don't want to steal from Optimus," Sunset said.

Bumblebee chuckled, "Sunset, we've all used 'Transform and Roll Out' before."

"Just show us what you've got so far Sunset," Rainbow asked.

"Okay, okay," Sunset said. She pulled out the wad of notebook paper she had out, and looked at some of them. "Oh okay, how about this? Autobots! Gas it up and blow it out!"

The girls and the Autobots all stared at Sunset with highly disturbed face. There were so many things wrong with that statement that they couldn't even comprehend it.

Sunset saw their disturbed faces, "Okay, so I should have thought that one through more. No big deal."

Sunset scribbled that battle cry out in a big 'X' and moved on to another one.

"Okay, how about this one? Lets hit the tires, and light the fires! No, wait. Someone's using that battle cry, never mind," Sunset scratched that statement out in the paper.

"Sunset? May I ask you a question?" Rarity asked. "How long have you been trying to figure these out?"

"Uh... few hours. Why?" Sunset asked.

Rarity looked at Sunset with a nervous smile. "No... reason."

As time went on, it began to become darker and darker outside. The girls were to the point where they just fell asleep. Even the poor Autobots were starting to drift off to sleep.

It took the loud footsteps of the Autobots leader to get all of their attention.

"What, what wha.... what happened? Is it over?" Rainbow asked.

Optimus looked at the states that the girls were in, they looked exhausted beyond all belief.

"Autobots, take the night off and take the girls home." Optimus ordered.

Ironhide yawned, "On it Prime. Come on Applejack, I got you," Ironhide said sleepy.

The Autobot guardians transformed into vehicle modes, ready to make the drive. But the girls were already fast asleep. So in a quick move, some arms transformed out in vehicle mode and carefully grabbed the girls and placed them inside the vehicle modes, where the seat belts connected with the sound of a click, and the seats reclined back for the girls to fall asleep.

The vehicles engines revved up, and the Autobot guardians zoomed out of the base in a flash, not going back.

"Sunset, you must get some rest," Optimus said.

"No, I must..." Sunset soon began drifting off, starting to become sleepy. "I can... find the perfect one... Autobots, roll up, and... and.. roll up..." Sunset just fell to her feet, exhausted.

Cliffjumper stared at Sunset with some slight shock, "That has be Sunset's worst battle cry, yet."

Optimus simply picked up Sunset with both hands, and transformed into truck mode. Without hesitation, he raced out of the base, driving into the desert, on his way to get Sunset back to her where she belonged. And hopefully she wouldn't try and make more battle cries. The Autobots all agreed her battle cries just... the worst.