Transformers Equestria Girls In Disguise Shorts

In a part of Canterlot City, in a small filming set, one girl with fiery hair and orange-yellow skin in an Autobot fighting suit sat in a chair, in front of a blue covered table. This was Sunset Shimmer. And on that table, there was a bowl with pink Energon shaped cereal bits, a glass cup filled with orange juice, and a cereal box that had Autobot artwork on it.

Sunset Shimmer had been requested to do a commercial for a new brand of cereal that was coming out, in respect to the Autobots. And since Sunset was the closest friend to the Autobots, she was requested that she'd perform in the commercial.

"So, whats my line?" Sunset asked to a man off-screen. "Oh, okay. I can do this."

Sunset cleared her throat, and began speaking.

"Hi everybody. I'm Phoenix Prime, second-in-command of the Autobots. As you know, I work alongside with Optimus Prime and the valiant Autobots of Cybertron. But I can never start a morning to fight the enemy without a healthy bowl of Energon-O's. Energon-O's is part of a complete breakfast. It has all of the vitamins and minerals that you children need, and every box of Energon-O's has a free prize inside," Sunset said, reaching her hand into the box. She reached in further, and soon enough, she pulled out a small rectangular metallic blue device.

"Oh look at that. Its a.... its uh.... Um..." Sunset puzzled. She honestly had no idea what this was.

But before she could respond, Wheeljack poked his head from out the side, getting in front of the camera.

"Its a cosmitron!"

Wheeljack pulled away, allowing Sunset to continue.

"Oh, right, a cosmitron. Whatever that is," Sunset just tossed the small blue device off the side so it wouldn't be seen. "So, Moms, Dads, pick up a box of Energon-O's. The best cereal on Cybertron, and your planet too," Sunset winked.

Sunset looked to the director, who was behind the camera. "How's that?"

"Oh that was perfect Sunset, marvelous. Now just take a bite of the cereal," The director called.

"Uh... take a..." Sunset scratched her head. How could she take a bite of the cereal, when she was in her Autobot suit. And the bigger question was, how could she even eat when her Autobot suit had no mouth?

"How am I supposed to take a bite without a mouth? This suit doesn't really have a jaw, per say, and its kind of modeled after Optimus Prime so..." Sunset hesitated.

"Uh... art department!" the director called off screen.

Take Two: Rainbow Dash/Rainspeed with Wheeljack

After the failure of the first take (and several more takes after that) Rainbow was called up by Sunset to take her place while Sunset took a much needed break. Rainbow kindly said yes and eventually showed up to the studio in her Autobot battle suit. And because the commercial flocked attention, somehow Wheeljack's attention was taken and now he joined in as well.

"This is a bad idea..." Rainbow grumbled.

"Aw, come on," Wheeljack said. "I'll show you how its done. I've studied all of your commercials, and I know just how to do them."

"Ugh, fine." Rainbow said.

"Okay, ready and... action!", the director called.

"I'm Rainspeed," Rainbow began.

"And I'm Wheeljack, the Autobots most brilliant and talented engineer," Wheeljack said with pride.

Rainbow face-palmed, "Oh my god..."

"And we're here to talk about this totally awesome new cereal, called Energon-O's. I tell you, this cereal is so tasty, you're gonna love it!"

Wheeljack clutched the spoon in his gray hand and he dipped it into the bowl of cereal. Once there was a spoonful of the mini Energon, he hit it against his mask covered mouth and pretended to eat it.

"Mmm!" Wheeljack said enthusiastically. Rainbow could practically hear his jaw hitting together like he was eating it. "Now that's delicious! Tastes so good! Yum!"

Rainbow just gave Wheeljack a weird look, "What, are you doing?"

Wheeljack just continued pretending to eat, "I'm eating the cereal, tastes good!"

"But you're not actually eating it. Do you even have a mouth? I don't even think you have a mouth!"

"Well of course Rainbow," Wheeljack said, "I'm pretending to eat it. Its called, acting."

Rainbow rolled her eyes, "Wheeljack, its still on the spoon. You can clearly see it!"

"Nah, they can edit that stuff out. Haven't you heard of movie magic?" Wheeljack said waving his hand around.

Rainbow just rolled her eyes again and turned away, "You're an idiot."

Wheeljack's eyebrows furled and he snarled, "Hey, I was just trying to help you out!"

"Yeah, well, I didn't ask, so..." Rainbow droned.

"Well you knew yourself did!" Wheeljack said as he pushed the bowl of cereal away from him still snarling. "And don't ask me for any help next time you need someone to make you some new power suits!"

"Yeah, Uh-huh," Rainbow said sarcastically.

Wheeljack looked back, still keeping an angry look.

"You know what? I hope those Predacons kick your *bleep*!" Wheeljack snapped as he kept on pointing at Rainbow, before slamming his fist on the table.

"Hey, maybe if you knew how to make a power suit that would actually work and wouldn't constantly backfire on us, maybe, just maybe we could have had a chance!"

Wheeljack glared, "What... did you say?"

"Working suits, Wheeljack!" Rainbow snapped.

"Oh you are never going to let that go, will you?"

"Hey! Lets make the suits incredibly weak so the Decepticons can easily pull us from our only means of defending ourselves! I'm Wheeljack, I make terrible suits!"

"Okay, that's it! Come here!"

Wheeljack tackled Rainbow Dash, and the two fell on the ground, behind the table. All the while parts were flying up in the air, either hitting the back of the screen, or being tossed at the equipment.

"You talk that way about my work!? I'll show you what I can make!"

"Um, cut! Cut! We can't use any of that!", the director yelled, "Guys? Guys?"

None of them were even paying attention, they just kept on fighting and throwing things around as they wrestled on the ground. They didn't even notice Pinkie Pie stepping from the corner, poking her head out.

"Um... I don't think they're evening listening anymore. I'm gonna call someone to break them up," Pinkie replied, "But, oooh!"

Pinkie's eyes were locked on to the Energon cereal that was on the table. She walked over to the table and she looked down at the food.

"Alright if I can have this?"

"Go right ahead, at this point, we'll just cut and reshoot this with someone else cast to do it."

"Okay!"

Pinkie just picked up the whole bowl and she shoved it in her face, devouring all of the cereal in the bowl. Once she was done, she set the bowl down, and she let out a loud BELCH!!!

"Excuse me," Pinkie giggled, "That was delicious!"

During another time, Fluttershy and Bumblebee were asked to try and do the commercial, and both were very eager to try and give their input on the commercial. But this time, Fluttershy was allowed to just be in her normal clothes and just sit with Bumblebee since the two were roughly the same size to one another.

Take 3: Fluttershy/Flutterblades with Bumblebee

"Ready, and... action!"

Bumblebee cleared his throat, "Good morning everybody! I'm Bumblebee!"

"And I'm Fluttershy," Fluttershy smiled.

"And we're here today to tell you all about this new cereal, called Energon'Os."

"Energon'O's is part of a complete breakfast, and it has all of the vitamins and minerals that you children need," Fluttershy continued with a friendly composure.

"And every box of Energon'Os comes with a free prize inside," Bumblebee said digging into the box, this time pulling out a toy, not the little device that Wheeljack possessed. The toy that was in Bumblebee's hand was a miniature form of himself, much like an action figure.

"Every box of Energon'Os comes with an action figure of one of your favorite Autobots, and there are many different ones that you could possibly collect," Fluttershy replied.

"So, Moms and Dads around the world, pick up a box of Energon'Os. The best cereal on Cybertron... your planet too," Bumblebee winked. "H-How was that?"

"Bumblebee, Fluttershy, that was the best take I've seen all day. I haven't seen a pair work together so well," the director said.

The two just blushed harshly as their cheeks turned red.

"Now, there's just one more thing, Bumblebee, Fluttershy, can you two take a bite of the cereal?"

"Um, sure," Fluttershy replied.

"Of course," Bumblebee continued.

Both took spoons and took bites into the cereal. The microphone could pick up the sounds of chewing as they chowed down on the cereal, giving their product a taste.

"Hm... this is really good," Fluttershy smiled, "I love it!"

Bumblebee still was chewing what he had in his mouth, "While its not Energon... its still good."

Bumblebee swallowed the cereal in his mouth and he went for another bite. But just as he took in another bite, he froze as he heard a loud sizzling sound coming from within his stomach. His head began to pound against himself, and he felt pain going down to his chest.

"Ooooh.... Oh my electrodes!"

Bumblebee groaned in pain as sat at the table while Fluttershy moved over to provide comfort.

"Oh dear, that's not supposed to happen. Mr. Bumblebee? Is everything alright?"

"Bumblebee? Are you okay?"

Bumblebee looked up and his expression changed to angry, "No, what's in this stuff!?"

His angry expression went away again and he continued to groan in pain.

"Um... are you sure you don't want to call someone Mr. Bumblebee? We could call a doctor, or--"

Bumblebee raised a hand up, and he got on his feet while his other hand still held onto his stomach.

"If you'll excuse me... I've got to jettison some weight," Bumblebee urgently said as he ran off the set.

Fluttershy just sat in shock as she saw her friend run off the set with such urgency, and then she looked back to the camera.

"Um... cut."