We start off at Comic con with six idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like NORMAL human beings.
There sitting down at a table were five people cosplaying as a Trainer from pokemon, Gardevoir, Alex Mercer from Prototype, Rick from Rick and Morty and of course The Pyro from Team Fortress 2 an unlikely pair but they made it work anyways as they sat at the table playing Cards Against Humanity one of them more specifically the Pyro seen something that interested him he told the others.
"Hey guys is that what I think it is?" he asked out of disbelief
"I don't know what?" the Gardevoir said obviously not paying attention to whatever the Pyromancer had his eyes on
"The Phlogistinator a godly weapon if you don't like air blasting" he said getting up from the table and entering the store Rick following right behind.
"Hello what may I do for you today firebug" he said strangely enough I did not have a good feeling about this person but I proceeded anyways but I feel like I know him but I just cant place my finger on it oh well "how much is the Phlogistinator?" I asked
"The price is $60 a good price for power hum?" he said well I think you know my course of action by now I mean you must have read a bunch of these before you read this. Any ways back to it I took my wallet out of absolutely know where but then I found out it all came flooding back
what he has done "before I do this may my friends come with me?" I asked to which it surprised the man considering I just found out who he
was "You want to leave despite knowing who I am? Or that you won't be able to see your family again?" he asked me in surprise it boggled his mine to no end.
"Hell ya I mean what has this world done nothing but bad choices I mean look at what people think when they hear the word feminist or how easily offended people get when someone does something they don't like plus I generally hate humanity so may I take my friends along for the ride or what?" I asked to which he noted his head
"Who are your friends?" He asked I pointed to the four people at the table outside the shop and the Rick coming up to the counter with something in his hand it looked like a Morty plushy
"Hey dude how much is this" he said holding the plushie in his hands.
"that will be 40 dollars" Noah looked in his wallet only to find 30 dollars
"Shit" he said trying desperately to find some spare change lying around
"hey dude no worries I got ya" I said as I thru in 10 dollars for him
"So what do ya say bud we got a deal?" I said really eager to what awaited us I mean come on live geats real dull after a while and to me it's
gust moving on to he shook his head and we shaked on it everything went black and we went on to start the new chapter for
our lives.
