
Snails is Perpetually High
Snails secret to success may be not thinking about anything, but how does one attain such an enlightened state? The answer is drugs. Lots of drugs.
For most ponies, life is a series of highs and lows, where one has to face adversity and obstacles in their path in order to make it to a better tomorrow.
Snails ain’t about that life, though. As long as he has a blunt in hoof, a smile on his face, and nothing in his mind; he can handle anything life throws at him.


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- Grazin' that Grass 2016-11-05 04:53:39 UTC2445