I have done a lot of things during these past five years I've been stranded in Equestria, some good and some bad. Lately I have taken up the occupation of Adventurer, traveling the land and solving any problems a pony can think of, provided they can pay of course. Lucky for me, my newest client lives a very... interesting life.

This is my first foray into a serious work of writing, so do not take it too seriously. I hope that you all are at least somewhat entertained! Gore warning for possible wound descriptions.