There's a human?

I never really was a ''social'' pony, mainly because ponies are boring. But since Riley came to ponyville via a portal, i've slowly warmed up to her. Riley is like a sister to me even though we've only known each other for a couple of months. On her first day in equestria riley refused to stop hugging me as I attepmted to finish my  weekly errands. Thankfully it was my last stop of the day before making a nice salad to pair with my unfinished novel still sitting there unread to this day. I should probly finish reading that soon. Anyway as I was saying it was my last stop, sweet apple acres. Big Mac wanted to talk to me about his sister apple bloom not wanting to spend time with him anymore and him having to deal with bucking the trees on his own when AJ goes on her crazy abventures. I love the guy but I fear he may have to find that special somepony soon or he'll end up like me, a social outcast that few people actually know and/or care about. Mac is strong in body but not in mind, his emotions sometimes get the better of him like when he drank too much apple cid... I probley shouldn't talk about that.

When I got there Mac noticed my passenger and gave me an odd look and said ''is that your marefriend?' To which i responded with my signiture sarcastic phrase ''Does it look like it?'' Trying to suppress a laugh he said ''Eeyup!'' I sighed then the thought occured to me. ''Do you mind if she stays here for awhile, so I can convince the purple scientist to investigate or something?'' Mac gave it some thought ''Well what wrong with your place?'' ''Berry punch went to a Pinkie party and drank three cups of the pinkie punch.'' ''I can keep her here for a few days.'' Him knowing what Pinkie punch is made of he gave me a knowing nod ''Thanks Mac let me know when you need help with the apple bucking'' His face lit up ''No problem'' ''mind if we post-pone  the talk i'm sure she'll be good company till then'' riley let go, ''So i'll be staying with Big red intead of you?'' She gave a pouty face ''Yes and please don't strangle him like you did me'' ''Its called a hug you know'' riley said quietly as she and 'Big Red' walked off. ''Now that I have time to think, I should probley panic.''