There's a human?

Some would say that I took riley being in equstria pretty good. They're wrong. After getting rid of riley I ran as fast I could through town twice to calm down, such is not irregular behavior for me so nopony thought much of it. As I started walking back to the library I Thought about what i would say to twilight to get her out of the book she was probably reading thats when spike came running out and crashed into me. After helping him    up on to his hooves(paws?) I asked ''whats wrong, what happened, what did she do to you this time.'' Still dazed he responded ''I have to get to rarity's it's happening again'' Remembering what time of year it is I asked spike ''is still early stages right?'' He looked at me shocked that Iwas willing to enter the library after    that bit of information ''just started today''

I looked at him with a scincere look of fear etched on my face ''Be brave young dragon''

As I stepped inside I was pulled harshly to the left by a purple aura, the door slamming shut behind me. ''It's probably a bad time but could and the other element bearers please investigate a strange creature thats hug crazy'' ''Mabey...'' said the mare. ''If you do me a favour'' having an idea of what that meant I proceded carefully ''whats the favour?'' I heard laughter behind me ''Rut me''

1 hour later

After some 'Negotiation' and an ice bath I was finally free to relax. I went to the kitchen to grab some oats and a carrot, after my dinner was finished however I couldn't rest so cleaning started first off was dining room which just need some dusting. On to the living room where I had to clean-up dried and fresh vomit, i'll have to have an intervention with berry eventually, or mabey kick her out. After the living room I was off to the kitchen to wash dishes, wipe counters, and take inventory of the fridge. I figured I could wait to do the upstairs a different day and i was tired after a half-hour of cleaning. Lazily I trotted to my bedroom to dream a dream....