There's a human?

Anyway thats my story idea kinda im hoping some writer out there will make this a clop but until then your stuck with my god-awful writing and editing if somepony out there feels the desire to make this a real story message me.

The following is a paragraph to make the 1000 word count as close to exact as i can

Im not of puppeters but i have a nagging fear someone else is pulling on the strings somethin' terrible is going down thru the entire town reeking arnachy and all it brings i cant sit idly no i cant move at all i curse the name the one behind it allllllllllllLLLLLLLLLL discord im howlin at the moon abd sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon discord what ever did we do to copyright thus song so i cant use it as my youtube intro  1

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As I stepped inside I was pulled harshly to the left by a purple aura, the door slamming shut behind me. ''It's probably a bad time but could and the other element bearers please investigate a strange creature thats hug crazy'' ''Mabey...'' said the mare. ''If you do me a favour'' having an idea of what that meant I proceded carefully ''whats the favour?'' I heard laughter behind me ''Rut me''

1 hour later

After some 'Negotiation' and an ice bath I was finally free to relax. I went to the kitchen to grab some oats and a carrot, after my dinner was finished however I couldn't rest so cleaning started first off was dining room which just need some dusting. On to the living room where I had to clean-up dried and fresh vomit, i'll have to have an intervention with berry eventually, or mabey kick her out. After the living room I was off to the kitchen to wash dishes, wipe counters, and take inventory of the fridge. I figured I could wait to do the upstairs a different day and i was tired after a half-hour of cleaning. Lazily I trotted to my bedroom to dream a dream....