My Newest Adventure Of My Life

My bright reddish orange SS Chevelle sped down the highway. Tears streamed down my face.  I had just recently visited my fathers grave. It had just turned my birthday and now I as 22. I never got to know him cause he died of a heart attack when I was in kinder garden. The only things I did know about him was he loved canned mushrooms, he hunted ,and he was a school teacher.  Like I said I never knew him but I still loved him.  I looked ahead a bright green swirling object appeared. It looked like a portal. I was up for adventure so I drove into it . I really didn't make a good choice ,but that happens when you are slightly drunk on Jack Daniels Alcohol.

But enough about how I got here and about my old life. I arrived in a forest . Rain was pouring down , lighting could be seen appearing and disappearing in a instance. Thunder could be heard rolling and rumbling. It was dark and I turned my head lights on . It turns out I arrived in a clearing. Trees, ferns, and flowers was the only things  I could see. I had taking the Chevelle on old dirt roads but nothing like this. I put the Chevelle in reverse and back out of the clearing. I see a dirt path it gave me to go left or right. I had a 50/50 chance so I went left . And I was loving the weather but silence was really annoying.  So my apple phone was plugged up so I switched on music . The first song that  came on  was  Sound of Silence by disturbed a real song  go check it out.

I reached the end of the forest and saw what looked like a town. Except it looked medieval like. The building had thatched roofs and cobblestone roads. Banners of purple with golden suns on them were . A huge banner said welcome Princesses. "Well I am not clearly in Kansas anymore." saying loudly to my self. I noticed it had stopped raining outside the forest. Looking in the back seat of the Chevelle and found my hunting rifle, my shotgun, 3 boxes of ammo for each gun, my grandpas black stainless steel combat knife, and my binoculars. I decided to survey the town. Looking around I noticed a gazebo that had guards in golden armor with shields and swords at there side. But there was something wrong with them. They had big ears, covered in fear, and huge muzzles . They had almost looked pony like. Weird fucking place. I decided to see what they were guarding and I saw Eight pony looking like humans . Two of them had had only wings, One had just a horn on top of its head, Two others didn't have either, and lastly Three of them had both wings and horns on there head. And if I can say one last thing about them. Damn they had some Massive Cleavage.