ItCameFromMars Equestrian Tour!

“Quite a crowd there lad eh?” Josh asks Dreo in a thick Scottish accent.

“Yeah, I guess we better put on a show then.” Dreo shouts back in an Australian accent.

“Dreo! Grab your guitar and prepare to rock your stadium ol’ chap.” Aaron shouts in a thick old English accent.

-After the show-

“Aaron lad! Pass me mah Iron Brew!” Josh shouts as he flops onto a sofa.

“I do believe there’s a word you’re missing in that sentence. Thy word begins with P and ends in Lease.” Aaron replies.

“I’m Scottish. I don’t say please.” Josh replies with a grunt.

“Oi Aaron mate pass him the drink ya posh cunt.” Dreo groans as he strokes his pet crocodile which has no teeth for safety.

“Ah’m still amazed they let ya keep him.” Josh says as he opens a bottle of Iron Brew.

“I ‘ad him since I was 15.” Dreo replies patting his crocodiles head.

The room then falls silent. Then suddenly....

A fart is heard coming from Aaron.

“Sorry chaps. I had taco bell.” Aaron says with a chuckle.

“THAT’S FUCKEN MINGING!” Josh shouts with a laugh.

“Hang on a sec lads. I’ll be back in a jiffy.” Dreo says as he runs out of the room and towards the restroom.

Mumbles and groans fill the room from the remaining members. Until.

“WHAT THA FACK?!” Dreo shouts as he enters the room.

“Ya clog tha toilet or sumit?” Josh asks with a groan.

“Guys ya gotta see this!” Dreo shouts as he runs into the door not realising it closed behind him.

Josh rocks backwards and forwards laughing at Dreo.

“Now’s not tha time mate. Ya gotta see the bathroom! There’s some weird portal thing!” Dreo says as he stands back up and opens the door.

The band then head towards the bathroom.

“Would you look at that! It’s a portal!” Aaron says as he scratches his hairless chin.

“Aye lad it is. But where does it go?” Josh asks.

“I don’t know mate let’s find out!” Dreo says as he jumps into the portal.

“Fuck it! Here I come lad!” Josh shouts as he jumps into the portal only for his belly to become stuck.

“You fat bastard! You blocked the bloody portal!” Aaron shouts as he kicks Josh’s butt through the portal.

“You ready Martin old chap?” Aaron asks as he prepares to jump through.

“Yeah, let’s go.” Martin replies.

Aaron jumps first followed shortly by Martin.

They then appear in a small town surrounded by multicoloured horses.

“GET OFF ME YA FAT FUCK!” Dreo shouts as he tries to push Josh off of him.

“Say that again and I’ll bite yer fuckin’ nose off!” Josh growls.

“Quit the fighting you bunch of pricks.” Aaron says with annoyance in his voice.

“Guys.... Why are there horses looking at us?” Martin asks.

“Huh?” Dreo asks.

Josh climbs off of Dreo and takes a second to look around.

“IT’S A FUCKING PONY! Are we in Equestria or summit?” Josh asks.

“I think we are!” Dreo answers.

“Equestria? You mean that land from the children’s show?” Aaron asks.

“Go and fuck yerself before I fucking stab you ya nonce!” Josh growls at Aaron.

“Look Aaron. It isn’t just a children’s show. It’s a great show that a lot of adults watch you tea drinking crumpet fucker.” Dreo groans.

“How dare you! I do not drink tea!” Aaron growls.

“Lads. Ponies at 12 O’clock.” Josh says stopping the arguing.

Aaron is then immediately kicked by a passing mare causing him to fall to the ground.

Josh, Dreo and Martin all burst into laughter.

“How rude! No manners in this town.”  Aaron groans as he stands back up.

“Ya got rekt there matey!” Josh says with a chuckle.

“What are you?” A voice asks form behind.

“Scottish little mare lassy.” Josh says proudly.

“Ignore him, we’re humans.” Dreo answers.

“Yer a prick.” Josh grumbles under his voice.

“Are you a species of Minotaur?” The voice asks again.

“Minotaur? Nah bonny lass. We’re humans. A species of our own.” Josh explains.

The band then turn around the look down to see a 4 foot tall pony talking to them.

“Twilight Sparkle?” Dreo asks.

“Yes. Who are you?” Twilight asks.

“I’m Dreo Lead Singer and Backing Guitarist of ItCameFromMars, this is Josh Screamer for ItCameFromMars, Aaron Drummer for ItCameFromMars and Martin guitarist for you guessed it. ItCameFromMars. And we are of course ItCameFromMars.” Dreo says proudly.

“So.... You came from ‘Mars’ where ever that is?” Twilight asks.

“No. We came from earth.” Aaron explains. “Mars is a planet near earth.”

“Earth? You mean the place from the Hearth’s warming play? The not real place?” Twilight asks.

“I can assure ya lass. Earth exists as much as you do. Now if you’ll excuse me you being here means that Applejack is here. Which means that cider is here.” Josh says as he rubs his hands together.

“Your tall. What’s your name? Wanna be friends?” A pink pony asks.

“Tall? Ya damn right! 6 foot tall and 308 pounds of pure human. Or 185 Centimetres and 139 Kilograms if you’re one of those type of people.” Josh says happily.

“People? Silly filly I’m a pony not a people!” The pink pony replies.

“Urm Pinkie Pie. Could ya move? Yer blocking the alcohol.” Josh asks.

“Alcohol? But it’s midday!” Pinkie Pie points out.

“Midday?!” Josh asks in a panic.

“Yeah!” Pinkie Pie replies.

“I’m late for my booze!” Josh shouts as he runs past her.

“No alcohol yet!” Pinkie Pie shouts as she chases after Josh.

“Well then. That was rather interesting to watch.” Aaron says with a shrug.

“Yeah it was.” Martin says.

“Anyone seen my croc?” Dreo asks.

A creature is then thrown out of the portal and straight into Dreo.

“Ah fuck!” Dreo shouts as the crocodile lands on him.

“What’s that?” Twilight asks.

“It’s a crocodile.” Aaron answers.

“That’s a weird looking crocodile.” Twilight Sparkle says.

“It’s normal from down under.” Dreo says proudly.

“Anyway. We need to go to Applejacks farm to find Josh.” Aaron says.

“Good point. Let’s go.” Dreo says.