ItCameFromMars Equestrian Tour!

-Josh-

“Pinkie mah little lassie. Can ya fuck off now?”  I ask angrily.

“What does Fuck mean?” Pinkie asks excitedly.

“When you ride mah dick. Now go away ya nonce.” I shout angrily.

Pinkie Pie runs away with a blush on her face.

“I beat the UN BEATABLE!” I shout with a pump of my fist.

I continue running towards Apple Acres. As I reach the gates I see a large red pony working in the fields.

“HEY! BIG AND RED! I’m here for yer Cider!” I shout as I run through the fence.

“YA JUST BROKE THA FENCE!” A voice shouts from inside the house.

“YEP! NOW GIVE ME THA BOOZE!” I shout as I come to a standstill.

“JOSH!” Dreo’s voice shouts.

“DREO! ARE YOU HERE FOR THE BOOZE TOO?” I shout at him.

Dreo runs up to me only to trip over a small rock.

“Get wrecked scrub!” I laugh loudly.

“Shut the fuck up!” Dreo growls.

“Eat the grass some more nerd.” I laugh.

“I’m not a nerd! Kiss my croc!” Dreo groans as he picks himself up off of the ground.

“What in tarnation happened to the fence?” AppleJack asks with a scowl.

“I broke through it so I could get to tha booze!” I say proudly.

-Narrator Laddie!-

AppleJack growls at Josh as Dreo slinks away leaving the two of them to their own devices.

“COME AT MEH!” Josh shouts clenching his fists.

“Here ah come!” AppleJack says charging Josh.

Dreo then slips on an apple and falls onto AppleJack, causing both of them to fall to the ground.

“I WIN!” Josh shouts pumping a fist.

“I fell onto something soft and I’m scared!” Dreo shouts as he squeezes his hand.

AppleJack whinnies causing Dreo to look at where his hand is grabbing, to see he is squeezing AppleJack’s flank.

AppleJack gives Dreo an angry glare, causing Dreo to jump off of her and sprint straight into the barn, followed by AppleJack.

From the outside the barn is seen rocking side to side.

“When the barn’s a rocking don’t come a knocking!” Josh shouts laughing followed by whistles.

Dreo and AppleJacks heads are then spotted poking out of the barn window glaring towards Josh.

“Nothing happened!” Dreo shouts blushing heavily.

“DARN RIGHT NOTHING HAPPENED!” AppleJack shouts with an equal blush.

Pinkie Pie then pops up in front of Josh’s face.

“Hi there friend!” Pinkie says happily.

“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!” Josh shouts to the heavens.

“No! I don’t wanna fuck you weirdo!” Pinkie says giving Josh a weird look.

“I hate my life.” Josh groans.

Josh then runs into the barn grabs Dreo then runs into the cellar of the barn grabs two bottles of cider and leaves a number of pound notes equalling £40 then runs out of the barn carrying Dreo over his shoulder and the two bottles in his hands.

“YA BETTER HAVE PAYED FOR THEM!” AppleJack shouts.

“’COURSE I DID!” Josh shouts as he runs out through the gap in the fence he left earlier.

Josh continues to run till in the distance he spies the band tour bus “The Shuttle”.

“When did that get here?” Dreo asks confused.

“Don’t know, don’t care.” Josh replies bluntly as he runs towards the bus.

“I care! It’s my bus!” Dreo shouts as he falls off of Josh’s shoulder and lands on his face. “FUCK!” Dreo shouts.

“Shit! Sorry bro!” Josh says laughing.

Josh then back tracks to Dreo picking him up then continuing to run towards the shuttle.

Josh then flings the door open to see Aaron hugging a mare.

“We’ll talk about this later Britty boy.” Josh says as he drops Dreo to the ground.

“OW! My butt!” Dreo says with a growl.

“Second time you’ve said that!” Josh says with a laugh.

“WOOOOOOW! I hate you....” Dreo says with a groan and a frown.

“So.... Who’s the mare?” Dreo asks with a smirk.

“Her name’s Tree Hugger.” Aaron admits adding a fake cough.

“Just spreading the love man!” Tree Hugger says as she cuddles against Aaron.

“NOPE!” Dreo says as he pushes the mare out of “The Shuttle” then closes the door.

“Drive! I hear music! Which means performances! Which meeeeeaaaannnnss! We can perform!” Dreo says with a smile.

Josh sits in the drivers seat and grabs the steering wheel.

“You guys ready?” Josh asks.

“YES!” Dreo shouts.

“Can I just say that I’m not....” Aaron says.

“NO!” Dreo cuts him off.

Josh then puts the pedal to the metal and drives off towards where the sounds of music can be heard.

-1o minutes later-

“WE’RE HERRRRRRRE!” Josh sings.

“Get your stuff ready bois! We’re gonna perform and rock their world.” Dreo says getting the others pumped up.

“Who’s ready to fuck the groupies!?!?! I AM!” Josh shouts excitedly.

“Please don’t fuck the groupies.... It cost a lot of money and sentence time for that last show!” Dreo scolds.

“Fine! I’ll only fuck one of them!” Josh says with a sigh.

“I hate you.” Dreo facepalms.

“You might get your own hot groupies.” Josh says winking at Dreo.

“God damnit!” Dreo says as he grabs his Fender Standard Strat Arctic White with Rosewood Fretboard guitar and heads out of the “Shuttle”.

“Josh you ready to scream you’re lungs out?” Aaron asks.

“Absolutely mate! I’m prepared as possible.” Josh says as prepares his throat.

The group then grab their instruments and head towards the building.

“Who are you?” A bouncer pony asks holding a clipboard.

“We’re ItCameFromMars! We’re performing tonight.” Dreo answers.

“I don’t see you on the list.... You’re also not from around here are you?” The bouncer asks.

“Nope, Ah’m from Scotland, I’m from Australia mate, I’m from England ol’ chap and I’m from England too.” The band answers.

“Never heard of any of them. But since you have instruments then I guess you must have just been forgotten off of the list. Head on in.” The bouncer says waving the band in.

“Can you watch ‘The Shuttle’ please?” Dreo asks the bouncer as he points towards the bus.

“What is it?” The bouncer asks.

“It’s our transport. That’s how we got our instruments.” Dreo answers.

“Urm.... Okay....” The bouncer says with a look of confusion on his face.

-Back Stage-

“Josh.... This place plays country music you fucknugget!” Dreo growls.

“Fight me you Shrimp on the BBQ croc fucker.” Josh laughs.

Dreo glares at Josh then sighs.

“Well bois, let’s get ready to show them that we humans can rock out better than any of them!” Josh says getting them all hyped.

The band walks out onto the stage and all walk towards the singer on stage.

“We’re next. You need to move yer stuff off the stage love.” Josh whisper into the mare’s ear.

“I was told I was the only one who made it.” The mare says with a nervous look on her face.

“I’m sorry lassie, but we managed to make it. Now could ya get yer stuff of the stage.” Josh asks politely as he can muster.

“Okay. They’re all yours.” The mare says as she walks towards the country band.

The mare and the band then walk off of the stage.

Josh plugs his mic into a speaker he brought with him, whilst Dreo put down two speakers, one for his Mic and the other for his guitar. Dreo then pulls his guitar off of his back and plugs it in followed shortly by his mic. Aaron sets up his drum kit and speaker whilst Martin plugs his guitar into his speaker.

“Hello there little pony dudes! Ya ready for some human music?” Josh asks into his microphone.

The crowd then look at each other then proceed to stomp their hooves while a few let out cheers.

“Ya ready boys?” Josh asks the other band members.

The others nod their heads.

“This is a song called Deaths Ally.” Dreo says into the mic.

“Dreo Singing”

[Josh Singing]

(Josh Screaming)

-Start of Song-

“The day I met you was the most important day of my life, I will never forget that day.”

(Because it was the day you ruined me!)

“I’d love to meet you one last time, tell you everything I kept from you.”

(Like how you’re nothing more than a disease to my heart!)

(Change the perspective and try living in my shoes!)

(My hole ridden and broken shoes!)

(You destroyed all that made me human!)

(Now I’ll destroy you like you destroyed my)  [sanity!]

(THERE’S NO END TO THIS PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!)

“My hands are steady, My blood cold as ice I’m missing a heartbeat please help!

I’m scared please don’t let me die, I just want to see you one last time!”

(I want to meet you one last time!)

“(JuST ONE LAST TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEE!)”

(MEET you one last tiiiiiiiiime!)

(I want to meet you one last time and watch the walls you created crumble all around you!)

(I won’t dig you out from the rubble as the sight of you dying will bring me back to liiiiiiiiiiiife!)

“My hands are steady, My blood cold as ice I’m missing a heartbeat please help!”

“I’m scared please don’t let me die, I just want to see you one last time!”

“My hands are steady, My blood cold as ice I’m missing a heartbeat please help!”

“I’m scared please don’t let me die, I just want to see you one last time!”

“I want to grow up and move on but you’re my anchor to my old life.”

“Please let me leave and start a real life.”

“Don’t let me die here surrounded by sorrow and hatred.”

“I want to die around friends and not enemies.”

“My hands are steady, My blood cold as ice I’m missing a heartbeat leave me to die!”

“I finally accept death please let me die!”

(Let me die.)

“Please let me die.”

-End of Song-

The crowd look towards the stage all shocked out of their minds. A small group of the crowd start to clap and whistle whilst the rest whisper and start to leave.

“Since this is our first performance in Equestria feel free to come back stage and meet us.” Dreo says as he puts his guitar back on his back.

The band wave to everyone off stage and head back stage.

“Shame we only had time for one song. I hate the whole schedule keeping thing we have to do.” Josh says as he picks up his stuff.

“Same.” Aaron says picking his stuff up.

“Yeah well it was their first exposure to screamo. Just start them off easy.” Dreo says as he heads back stage followed by the rest of the band.

“AWESOME PERFORMANCE!” Two voices come from the back stage entrance.

The band look over and see two mares in the doorway.

“Who are you?” Dreo asks.