My roommate is an idiot and I hate him. He just doesn't understand how amazing My Little Pony is and he thinks my love for Fluttershy is "dumb" and "cringe-worthy". Ridiculous, right?

I've tried to reason with him. I've tried to convince him. I even forced him to watch the pilot episode with me, but I feel like my efforts have been wasted.

I'll show him though! One day I'll get to go to Equestria for real. I'll arrive there and all the Mane 6 will instantly fall in love with me and we'll live happily ever after. I'm somewhat of a ladies man so I'm sure I'll have no trouble earning their affection. That hope is really the only thing that keeps me going in my otherwise miserable life, so I pray every night at my Fluttershy shrine.

I didn't expect it to actually work…