I am a 16 year old boy named Derek. Your average, boring, boy living an average, boring, life. But all of that is about to change.

I attend Canterlot high, just the same school routine. But one day I come home, and find a fucking Alien in my basement! Apperantly her name is Vriska, and she's a troll or some shit, I don't know. But with the help of my best friend Rainbow Dash, I will have to learn how to split my life between school, work, home, and the Alien in my basement.

(In case you didn't know, it's an MLP Homestuck crossover, the original story can be found here!)
CONTENT WARNING:
This story will contain foul language and crude humor, as well as tons of innuendos. Maybe even a little violence, who knows.