*Warning* Crack fic. I literally thought of this as I was passing out from exhaustion. Seriously, don't
read if you don't like random shit including bananas, necromancy and gratuitous amounts of smut. All characters are of appropriate age and such.
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Just an average day for Twilight Sparkle and Co.
No, really!
There is nothing odd happening here!
(Heavy sarcasm)