Bumbling through my Education

Bonus Scene

It’s Me again Twilight

Twilight sighed as she prepared for the night. The week had been something of an occasion. Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Flurry heart were all here. Thankfully she had finished her project a couple of weeks before Celestia came to Ponyville. With the right development she believed that her phonic-communication-devices, or phones as Mayor Mare called them, would be a wonderful addition to the communication matrix across Equestria. It was already making things easier in Ponyville. Although, she was having some issues with attempting to get the Pegasi living in the clouds connected.

Still things were working out, and she yawned as she prepared for bed. It was already well past midnight, and she had an early morning tomorrow. Plus, her insisting that everypony stay here was both a blessing and a curse. She had learned that without a soundproofing spell the castle tended to echo things. Hearing Luna scream, “Rutt me in the Tailhole!” wasn’t exactly something she wanted to hear all night.

So a nice sound proofing spell later, and she was ready to get some sleep. As she began to sleep an Apple farmer and his fiancee sat in Berry Punch’s tavern drinking. Rainbow slumped across the table and looked at the stallion she was with. She was lucky, happy, and more than a little tipsy.

“M..Mac, ya ever think of herdin’ like… Buck, like Luna is?”

“Eeeeyup, Cheerilee didn’t like the idea. Wasn’t inta munchin’ mare muffin.”

Rainbow giggled, “Why.. Why did ya marry her anyway? She acts like she’s got a stick rammed up her plot.”

Mac sighed, “Ah loved her. Ah loved her something fierce Rainbow, but she was always a jealous pony. When she thought Ah was ruttin’ Berry she started callin’ me things, shoutin’ at me, saying that Ah wanted to bring a taillifter into our marriage. It hurt.”

She leaned forward and kissed him, “Sorry, if you want to bring Berry in, I don’t mind.”

He laughed, “Naw, and ya’d be all kinds of surprised, and maybe a little upset, at who Ah thought about.”

She leaned, back, “Tell me..”

The hours past, Rainbow was still giddy over what they were doing. She had convinced him it was a good idea to call her, and together they were stumbling down the street. Big Mac looked at the phone booth. It was something new to Ponyville, well newer, and he knew that Twilight had been the one to implement its use. Thinking of the bookish Princess made him smile. She was jiggly in the right places, she was smart, and she was somepony he certainly wanted to get to know better.

It was already three in the morning, had he been more of a sober mind he'd realized that what he was preparing to do would possibly be seen as upsetting, and he certainly would have had the good decorum to wait until later in the day when the Princess had her rest. Instead, he stumbled toward the phone booth, opened it, and dialed the number.

'brrring, brrring, brrring'

"wha?"

Twilight rubbed her eyes, her head barely lifting off of the pillows.

'Brrrring, brrrring, brrring'

She looked at the phone, worry struck her. The only way somepony would be calling this late would be if there was an emergency. She used her magic, lifted the phone, and listened to the heavy breathing.

"Hello?"

"Twilight?"

The voice sounded slurred, she hoped from sleep.

"Yes?"

She could almost hear the drunken smile on the other end.

"It's me Twilight. Are ya nak’d?"

Her eyes went wide.

"Who is this?!"

"Ah bet ya are. Bet that yer plumb nude under yer blanet... Ya, rubbing one out already?"

"Wh..WHAT?!"

Her wings went stiff as she heard the voice.

"Ya sound so sexy Twilight, I'd like ta fill your cooch and tailhole up with apple icecream and just eat it all out."

Her eyes went wide, her mouth feel open, and she heard the line disconnect. She sat there trying to process what she heard. Rainbow laughed as she heard him disconnect from the magically powered line. She leaned on Big Mac with a huge smile. “We’ve got to do this again!”

Twilight, sitting in her castle, contacted one of Luna’s guards, explained what happened, and the guard quickly asked the questions to find out if anypony could trace who did it. Twilight informed her that Written Script, who worked in Town Hall, had helped set this up, and he would be able to trace the magical signatures back to their sources.

“Okay, if he calls again, we’ll have Written here, and he can trace it.”

Twilight nodded, relaxed, and looked at the phone. It wasn’t meant for that! She finally got back to sleep, and the next day she went about with the meetings needed for the Princesses. Discussions on herding being a viable choice now that royalty had so easily taken to it. In the back of her mind she thought about the phone, the call she received, and how much it had bothered her, and well… slightly aroused her. Hearing that stallion talk so plainly to her felt dirty, and a little fun, but it wasn’t what they were created for.

The day had come to an end once more, and once more she cast the soundproofing spell after hearing Luna screaming about rutting her tailhole, make her his whorse, and Faust knew what else. She honestly never expected Luna to be the one that was so… vocal. She saw Written Script, along with his bride Carrot Top.

“Princess, if it’s okay, our…. Part of our herd would like to come after she closes her shop.”

She looked at them, “You’ve got a herd?”

They nodded, “Yes, we were keeping it quiet, what with it not being common, but since Princess Luna is openly in a herd we felt it could be better accepted,” Carrot Top replied as she shuffled her hooves.

“It’s fine.”

“Thank goodness, I’ll let Berry Punch know,”Carrot Top said before she turned and left.

The hours clicked on and then Twilight heard the sound of the phone again.

‘Brrrring, Brrrring, Brrrring!’

She lifted it.

“Hello?”

“It’s me again Twilight… ya naked?”

She sat there, “No, and who is this?”

“It’s me Twilight. Ah wanna come over there, the both of us do, and we wanna rut ya so silly that ya cain’t even form words no more.”

She felt herself getting wet, but she shook her head, “Listen, this is not what these were created for.”

“Ah wanna fill yer womb so full that ya got a bump where mah foal is gonna be.”

Her eyes widened, her mouth fell open.

“I..I…”

“Gonna make ya scream out mah name over and over again, and Ah’m a gonna rut that pretty tailhole of yers right until ya cain’t sit right.”

“Got it!” Written shouted.

The line went dead and she looked. It was a phone booth about a block away from the tavern.

“Good, we’ll station some guards in the dark, catch this fool when he does this again.”

Twilight looked at the Lunar Pegasus, and shuffled in the bed. She didn’t want to say that it had been a good long while since she had felt a pony inside of her. Still, she didn’t argue with them. Instead she wanted to see this stallion that was talking to her, like this, over what was supposed to be a communication’s breakthrough for all of Equestria.

Once more the day went by, though Twilight had heard that Cadence had to have a talk with Flurry. She understood that it was over a colt, and Flurry apparently attempted to bed him. She shivered as she thought about that.

How could a filly like Flurry get the idea that rutting a stallion was the way to get his attention?

Of course she had no way of knowing that Flurry had grown up around her parents rutting all over the Crystal Palace, in the courtyard, near the Crystal Heart, on the train, and Faust only knew where they had in her own castle. She was thankfully oblivious to that. She sighed, not sure if her nocturnal caller would be calling again, but almost as if clockwork the phone rang again.

‘Brrrring, brrrrring, Brrrring!’

She lifted it, “Hello?”

“Mah dick’s hard fer ya Twilight.”

“Tell her you want to rut her with me on top of her!” a raspy voice she knew all too well said in the background.

“RAINBOW?!”

“Ummmm… No….”

There was a commotion, and then she heard guards grunting. “They got me Twilight! Ah figure ya ain’t gonna miss me, not really, but Ah’m gonna miss ya. And when Ah get out Ah’m a gonna come over with some applebutter, Applejack’s toy, and Rainbow. We’ll have a good old time!”

She got out of her bed when the line disconnected, and instead of putting on her royal regalia, she undressed from her pajamas, found a lavender silk nightie that Rarity had made her, and she slipped it on, allowing it to stay open on the front, showing the tuff of dark purple, with a pink stripe, hair that was just above her vagina. She waited for the guards to appear, and she walked toward the door of her room. She heard them, in the hall, and she threw the door open. The guards stopped, seeing the Princess standing there.

She saw Big Mac, Rainbow Dash, and she smiled.

“Guards, I will take care of this.”

The guards released them, and she brought them both into her bed chambers. Rainbow looked at the floor, “We...We was jest…”

“Rainbow an Ah wanna herd. Ah always liked ya.”

She looked at him, dropped the nightie, and his green eyes widened.

“You made some promises, fulfill them.”

She felt him lift her into his powerful arms. Arms that made her feel secure, and she felt him place her onto her bed. She looked at Rainbow who was smiling, getting undressed, and then she looked at Big Mac as he finished. His cock larger than average, and she let out a moan as it touched her. She felt him slip inside of her, and thrust until he was balls deep. He backed out a little, and then once more he was buried so completely inside of her. She looked up to see Rainbow straddling her face. She grinned, sticking her tongue out, and taking a lick. It had, after all, been forever since she’d Taste the Rainbow.

They lasted for quite some time, and finally she was snuggled between the two of them.

“If nothing else,” Twilight sighed, “This will certainly help make herding more accepted.”

Author's Note

(AN: Thanks for reading, and well... Not going to lie, the inspiration for this was something from a while back.

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