Bumbling through my Education

by Ron Jeremy Pony

Special Treatment

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Bumbling through my Education

Chapter 13: Special Treatment

“Dude, I’m so sorry that Sweetie shouted like that, but you know, you could have given us a little more warning,” Button said as he looked past Bumble and at the guards behind him, “So, how’s things?”

Bumble smiled, “Good, school’s going great, and I think that I should be able to run a serious test on the Medical Golems this semester.”

Button Mash shook his head, “Yeah, I kind of figured that you wouldn’t want to talk about the fact that you and Princess Luna are doing the horizontal mambo.”

Bumble blushed and looked at the table, “I just don’t like to talk about that kind of thing. I don’t mean anything.”

Button laughed, “Naw, it’s cool. You kind of skimped when we played your character and I set up those encounters for you. I figured that you weren’t the kind to kiss and tell.”

Bumble smiled, “So, are you and Sweetie still living together? Don’t mean anything, but I know she got kind of mad before.”

Button nodded, “Yeah, she was a little upset, but I couldn’t help it. When Neightendo wants you to have a full script for an arcade RPG you get that script out!” he laughed, “Course afterward I had to take time off. Money is important, but like Mom said it doesn’t mean anything without the one you love.”

“That’s right,” Sweetie’s voice chimed in from behind them.

She walked around and took a seat beside Button, “I really didn’t mean to be so mean, but in my defense you got to see everything, and I’m not really into that.”

Bumble blushed, “Sorry, seriously I didn’t mean to look.”

She waved it off, “It’s okay,” her eyes widened, “Oh! We need to go by Rarity’s!”

Button looked at her, “Okay? Why?”

She rolled her eyes, “Because she asked for me to help pick out a small bouquet of gems for Spike, and she thought that you might be able to tell her one of his favorite tabletop games.”

Button rolled his eyes, “You do realize how backward this is right? Your sister chasing after Spike. That’s sort of like upsetting the balance of the Universe.”

Bumble had to laugh. Spike didn’t get to attend classes, because of his duties, but he still graduated from Ponyville school systems, and so he got to walk with them. When he did he noticed that Spike wasn’t the little dragon he had been, but instead he was actually about a head higher than the rest of them. Plus, from what he heard he was officially adopted by Celestia making him a full fledge prince.

Naturally, everypony knew about how much Rarity wanted to associate with Royalty, and he supposed that since Spike didn’t look like a foal anymore, and technically was a prince, it just clicked for her. He supposed that if anypony had a reason to milk this it would be Spike. The thing was he didn’t see Spike milking it for the purpose of milking it. While he wasn’t exactly the best of friends with him, he did know that Spike seemed very genuine most of the time.

It could be possible that had begun to move on with his life, and now Karma had decided to let Rarity chase him for a spell. If that was the case then he wished both of them luck. He heard the click of a tongue and looked over at Sweetie Belle.

“Bumble, don’t you agree?”

He looked a little lost, “Ummm… sorry? I was just thinking about the whole Spike and Rarity thing.”

She rolled her eyes, “Well, this is sort of about that. Don’t you think that Spike and my sister would make a cute couple?”

He shrugged, “I guess. I mean I wish them all of the luck in the world.”

She smiled, “I do too… It’s so romantic…” she looked at Button, “Oh, Rarity wanted to know if we would double date with her and Spike. She got tickets to see Hinny of the Hills in Canterlot. Apparently Countess Coloratura is playing the part of Hinny.”

“Sweetie, I’ve got a really big project to get…” Button looked at her narrowing her eyes, “And that’s why we have the night hours. Sure, I’ll be glad to go…”

“Good,” she kissed his cheek, “I’ll let Rarity know.”

She got up, “It’s good seeing you again Bumble!”

With that she left and Button leaned back. He watched his marefriend, the way her plump rump wiggled and jiggled just right as she walked.

“I don’t know how you’re doing it.”

Bumble looked at him, “What?”

“You’re juggling what… seven mares right now? How?”

Bumble shrugged, “I...I don’t know, I mean we just click.”

Button shook his head, “I have a hard enough time with Sweetie Belle. I don’t mind going to these things, and sometimes they’re fun, but then I’ve got to catch up on my work when she’s sleeping, or over at one of her friends,” he let out a sigh, “Sure, she makes up for it, but I’d like to be able to get my work done before going out.”

“Ummm, maybe try talking to her?”

Button rolled his eyes, “Dude, we’re talking about Sweetie Belle here. She’s sweet, and understanding, but she kind of knows that she runs things in the relationship.”

Bumble looked confused, “She can cut me off, close access to the fun spots, you know, say no more rutting until she gets what she wants.”

Bumble shook his head, “Are you serious?”

Button nodded, “Yeah. I guess that I don’t really mind.”

It sounded like a foreign concept to Bumble. He couldn’t imagine any of his herd wanting to hold out on him. In truth they usually seemed to be the ones who got things started. To think that any of them wouldn’t want him was something that just didn’t make sense. He pushed the idea back, this was a chance to catch up with Button, and maybe even get a chance to check in with Featherweight and Pip.

Button’s attention went outside, and Bumble turned to see what he was staring at. There, walking together, was Rumble and Pumpkin Cake. Bumble’s eyebrow raised, “Not that I mean anything, but isn’t he kind of flaunting that…”

The door opened, and Button sighed, “Rumble.”

The light gray Pegasus grinned, “Stash, sorry, Mash, how’s it hanging? Enjoying my sloppy seconds?”

Button growled as he looked at him.

“Oh no, the gamer is getting upset!”

Pumpkin elbowed him, “Rumble, be nice.”

He rolled his eyes, “Sure sweething, sure. Look, Mash, I need a favor. Pumpkin has managed to talk her way into about an hour lunch break, and I need a bed. Since your place is closer, and since Pumpkin can’t do a proper cloudwalking spell for shit, what do you say you let me borrow your bed, and I’ll owe you.”

“No.”

Rumble glared at him, “Mash, I don’t think you quite understand. It’s a favor, to the guy that’s getting ready to be pretty important at the weather team. So, maybe, if you want to make things easier, you might reconsider.”

Bumble looked at him, “He… He said no.”

Rumble looked at the Unicorn that mouthed off to him. Button Mash was one thing. Earth Ponies, even gamers, were unnaturally strong. If he didn’t get away from Button, didn’t get outside, Button Mash could pin him, hurt him, even break his wings, arms, or Celestia knew what else, but Unicorns… Oh, Unicorns were weak little pussies. Sure, the strong magic casters needed to be feared, but otherwise, they were there to be window dressing like his Pumpkin, or to be a victim, like this loudmouth.

“What was that… B..B...Bumble? Did your balls finally drop?”

Bumble got up, and he looked at Rumble, “You need to leave, and you need to leave her alone.”

Pumpkin was about to say something when she felt Rumble grab her. Her eyes widened. He’d never done that before, and it wasn’t the kind of grab she’d seen her mother and father occasionally do. It felt… possessive, wrong, and it kind of confused her.

“Really? I need to leave her alone?” he laughed, “You know, when we were kids, you were always sticking up for your little sister. Before Diamond Tiara stopped being a major pain in the flank you even stood up to her. I even remember you getting pushed into the mud once or twice. Seems to me that you didn’t learn anything.”

Rumble pushed Pumpkin back, causing her to stumble, nearly fall, and he swung out. The first strike connected, hitting Bumble square in the jaw, knocking him back, but the next never followed. Button saw no less than four guards in his home, two of which had Rumble on the floor, his hands behind his back.

“What’s going on?!”

“You attacked the royal consort to Princess Luna,” a rough voice said.

Rumble’s face fell, his eyes widened, and he looked at Bumble.

“I...I...I’m really sorry. I was just being.. I’ll leave, and nothing else will be said, I swear. I’ll even leave her alone… She’s not that cute anyway.”

Pumpkin’s face fell as she heard him and she ran toward a different room. Bumble shook his head, “What happens if I don’t say to let him go?”

A female Pegasus guard smiled at him, “Automatic one year servitude to the crown. Typically, since it’s mainly been Blueblood that deals with this, they’re made to clean every toilet in the palace with a toothbrush.”

Bumble closed his eyes, “And if he doesn’t do it?”

She couldn’t contain her smile, “He’s tried before the royal council, and if found guilty he serves his sentence in the dungeons. A closed in place where he can’t fly, or stretch his wings, or see the sky for a period of one year, at least.”

Bumble saw Rumble’s pleading face, his begging eyes, “Let him go, but keep an eye on him.”

The turned him loose, “Get out,” the female guard said. Rumble nodded, rushing out, not caring that his shirt had been ripped open, not caring that he had pissed his pants, just wanting to get as much distance from himself and that house as possible.

Bumble nodded to the guards who left and he rubbed his jaw.

“Dude, that was cool! I mean it sucks that you got hit, but how cool was that?!”

Bumble rubbed his jaw, feeling it swell already, “Kinda I guess. Think we should go talk to her?”

Button looked toward the bedroom where he heard Pumpkin Cake bawling her eyes out.

“Yeah, I guess so,” he got up, his gray shirt and blue jeans hanging onto his thin frame, “You know, that’s a pretty cool perk.”

Bumble shrugged, “I guess, I didn’t even think about it.”

Button stopped, “Wait, you didn’t think about it? Seriously? Bumble, he was the star player for the Ponyville hoofball team, and you just didn’t even think about it?”

Bumble shook his head, “No, he was being mean. I didn’t like how he was talking about her, and he was treating you like you owed him something. I didn’t think that was right.”

Button grinned, “At least that hasn’t changed at all. You’re still the same good natured colt you always were.”

They walked into the room to see Pumpkin curled into a ball.

“Hey, want to talk about it?” Bumble asked.

She looked at him, tears streaming down her muzzle, “He…. he said he loved me.”

Bumble felt sick to his stomach as he tried to smile and offered his arms. A moment later she was hugging him.

“He said he loved me, and that he wanted to be with me! I… My Parents are going to be so mad at me!!!” she bawled.

“Shhh, it’s okay. I’ll go and help explain.”

She looked at him, “T..Thanks…”

He looked over at Button who nodded, “Sure, we can always hit the arcade later.”

The three of them walked out of the house, toward Sugarcube Corner and she stopped, “I don’t know if I can ever face mom again after this.”

Bumble rubbed her shoulders, “Look, one thing I know about moms is that no matter what they love their foals.”

She gave a slight smile, and they finished walking toward her parents bakery. Bumble was ready for a mild argument. He got his mind ready for that. What he wasn’t ready for was sitting across from Mr. and Mrs. Cake, their eyes glaring at their daughter, and him trying desperately to keep them from being too upset.

“And… then he took off,” Pumpkin said as she looked at the table.

“I...I see,” Mrs. Cake said as she closed her eyes, “At what time did it even seem like a good idea to go with a colt that was at least five years older than you, go into another colt’s house, and then agree to… I got onto your brother for the same exact thing young lady!”

Every head turned toward her and Mrs. Cake looked at the ponies, “Sorry, family meeting… Please, don’t let us bother you. Pinkie, would you kindly get everypony a free wedge of Lemon cake?”

“Okie Dokie Loki!”

She sighed and looked at Bumble, “Thank you so much for standing up for… Oh dear, that’s turning into quite the bump.”

He felt her soft hand touching his jaw, “Carrot, do you mind to see our new Prince Consort to the hospital?”

Bumble rubbed his head, “Really, it’s okay.”

“Nonsense, you were willing to send up for our little Pumpkin, so it’s only right.”

Residing himself to go Bumble started to get up, but in doing so he seemed to have forgotten that gravity never really liked him. Almost as if to prove this point somepony dropped their fresh wedge of lemon cake behind him. His hoof stepped in it, slid forward, and Bumble fell backward hitting his head against the edge of the table.

The next thing he saw was blackness. He didn’t know what had happened, or what was happening, but when his eyes fluttered he saw a dark room, and heard beeping beside him. He felt a line connected to his arm, and slowly sat up. There was a nurse, well a candy striper, that had come in. Looking at her in the dark Bumble couldn’t make much out. She seemed to be a little shorter than he was. He couldn’t make out much more than she seemed to be a Unicorn, but she had the tuffs of fur on her ears that he noticed the Lunar Pegasi had. She walked toward him, leaned over, and checked the IV bag, line, and then she seemed to check his pulse, heart beat, and finally he felt her magic.

It was gentle, and she seemed to pull his blanket back. He stayed quiet, right up until he felt her magic pressing against his cock through the gown he was wearing.

“Ummm…”

She stopped, her entire body went stiff, and the light flickered on, “Uh… Hi?”

She was cute, that much was absolutely true. She had dark gray fur, her mane and tail was green with red highlights, and her eyes were perhaps her most stunning feature. She had the most lovely green eyes that looked like a Lunar Pegasus. He saw her horn, so naturally he was a little confused. She shuffled her hoof.

“I’m really, really sorry that I felt you up right then. But in my defense, I was supposed to check and make sure that everything was okay on you.”

“Uh Huh…” he looked around for a moment, “Umm, has there been anypony else…”

His question was answered by the sound of running hooves and the sight of his mares, all of his mares, rushing into his room. He looked up at the young mare that had come and checked on him. She looked a little flustered, and a little uncomfortable, but to her credit she didn’t say a word about it. Instead she accepted that she was being crowded in around him.

“Beloved!” Luna shouted as she kissed his muzzle, “We heard what happened! Thou showed that stallion mercy, and thus we, I, did not challenge your decision,” she smiled, “However, we did tell our guards that should he put one hoof out of line we want him brought before our court.”

He smiled at her, and then he felt Honeypot hugging him, “Don’t ever scare us like that again.”

He gave her a smile, “I’ll try not to, but gravity and I have never really been close friends.”

Pina snickered. She looked to see Honeypot glaring at her, “What?! I’ve know him all my life, he’s not wrong. It’s like gravity was a mare, and she doesn’t like him. Or maybe she needs a good rutting, don’t know, but I will say that Bumble isn’t lying.”

Majira kissed his head, “This worry was not good, watching over you we all stood.”

Pinchy nodded, “She’s right. Mom, and Mama Derpy, talked us into going and getting a bite. Flagrante stayed behind, just outside the door, to check and see if you’d wake up. When you did she came and got us.”

He looked toward Flagrante who returned his smile, “I wasn’t hungry.”

“Okay, everypony, the Prince Consort needs his rest,” the candy striper said, “It’s good that he’s awake, but like the doctor said earlier he should be fine.”

Luna practically glared at her, “Mine beloved was out for nearly two days. We were unable to connect to his dreams, this was not fine!”

She looked worried, or did until Bumble touched Luna’s hand, “She didn’t mean anything, and she was checking on me,” he said before he scooted back in bed until he was in a sitting position, “And besides, I think she’s just doing her job.”

Luna smiled at him, and then looked at her, “We, I, am sorry.”

She nodded, “It’s okay. If you all want to stay here, that’s fine, I don’t mind it at all.”

Cumulus was near him, her wings extending into a more guarded position. She pulled a seat over next to him, sitting right beside his bed, facing out, her eyes on everypony there.

“We’re not getting her to leave again. It was hard enough the first time,” Pina replied.

The Candy Striper nodded. She turned to leave and Pina caught the way that Bumble was looking at her. She had to admit that the girl was certainly exotic. She obviously had some Thestral in her, and that was something that was a bit of a turn on. She grinned at Bumble.

“So, want to ask her to stay and help?”

Growing up with Pina and Pinchy at his place all of the time helped Bumble learn her little tells when dealing with her. One of them was the way that Pina smiled a little too earnestly when she wanted somepony to do something.

“What are you…”

It occurred to him that she had seen him checking her out. He rolled his eyes, but he’d be lying if he didn’t think the mare was cute.

“Miss, would you mind to stay and keep all of us company?”

She stopped at the door, and looked at him, “Ummm… I’m kinda on duty. I don’t know if…” she felt somepony pat her back, and she turned to see head nurse Redheart.

“Go ahead dear. You just got asked by a Royal to stay in the room. Consider this special training, and besides, I’m sure that if you’re needed else where the Prince Consort will be more than willing to let you go.”

With that Redheart left and she looked at them.

“Okay…”

She walked toward them, found a seat, and gave a small smile as she looked at everypony, “Guess that I could introduce myself. I’m… Luciana Pavari, but everypony calls me Pavi. So that’s fine.”

Pina grinned at her, “Pavi, our Bumble was checking out that sway you have.”

Pavi’s eyes widened as she looked at him. She saw his light gray gain a bright blush, and he looked away.

“Wow…” she giggled, “I’ve never been checked out by a royal before.”

He looked at the mare that made him blush and gave a faint smile, “Yeah, thank you for staying back here with us.”

Pina looked at Honeypot who was shaking her head. She loved this adorkable stallion, deeply loved him, but there was times that he just didn’t realize that the mare was ready to seal the deal. She could practically smell it coming off of Pavi. She could… Her eyes narrowed slightly as she looked at her. Pavi looked like a mare, cute as could be, but there was little things, small features, that seemed a little different.

What stood out was her jaw. It looked a little more, masculine, more stallion in appearance. It wasn’t that she hadn’t noticed these kinds of things in other mares. There were plenty of mares in Canterlot that were built a bit closer to stallions in the face than mares, but then there was the smell.

It was a musky smell that any mare couldn’t mistake. The kind of smell that screamed that there was a stallion in the room, and not just a stallion, but one that was truly potent and ready to provide the much needed batter for foal making. She studied her a bit before she took notice of her below the waist.

She could see the way that Pavi stood, and she noticed that she was trying to keep from standing where her skirt would fall naturally against her thighs. She looked toward Pina, hoping to get her herdmate’s attention, and Pina noticed her looking toward the direction of Pavi. Smiling, Pina walked toward her in the sort of way that a mare walked when she was confident and sly all rolled into one.

She neared Pavi, her hand reached out, but it didn’t find her hand, instead it rested on a now noticeable bulge. Pavi’s eyes widened, she looked at Pina with worry etched across her face, but Pina instead smiled brightly.

“Well hello nurse!” Pina exclaimed while giving a gentle squeeze.

Pavi swallowed, backed away, and gave an uneasy smile, “Well, goodnight everypony.”

“Wait,” Bumble said, “Please don’t leave.”

Pavi sighed and looked at him, “Why?”

He grinned, “Because I see a mare that I’d like to thank for looking over me, and if she would be interested, I’d be willing to get to know her.”

She sighed and walked toward him, “Okay, but can we hold off fondling for a couple of dates?”

He gave her a grin, “I can’t exactly promise that for everypony here, but I can promise that I’ll be on my best behavior.”

Flagrante leaned down toward Bumble, kissing his muzzle, “But what fun is there in being good?”

Pavi watched as this older mare ran her hands down Bumble’s chest. She could see how tender her touches were, how gently she treated him, and then she pulled the blanket back to reveal the herd’s treasure. Pavi’s eyes widened as she took it in for herself. To say it was massive would be giving it a disservice. No, she was certain there was not another pony alive that was hung like that. She watched as the older mare stroked him to life, Bumble’s eyes closed, his breathing began to deepen, almost in pants and gasps, and it was that moment that she turned toward Pavi.

“Now, you are welcome to wait for a few dates before you do anything,” Flagrante said before she licked down Bumble’s shaft causing him to shiver, “Or you can throw those notions to the wind, come over here, and receive the greatest dicking that you’re ever going to get in your life. Your choice.”

Pavi looked at them all, she found the clasp to her uniform, unsnapped it, and let the candy striped uniform fall to the ground. Her breasts were smaller than Flagrante’s, but they had that proper jiggle that told of them being real. It was something lower though that caught Flagrante’s attention.

Pavi was easily the same size as Whet. A knowing smile crossed her lips. She’d sold more than enough toys to various nobles, and other ponies, to see every kind of kink, and to know various types of sexuality. She’d heard of more mares like Pavi, but she had met only one other, a while back. The mare was a darling Unicorn. She was quite beautiful, but like Pavi she simply had a little something extra.

She smiled at Pavi as Pavi neared the massive erection.

“I… It might be too big.”

Flagrante grinned, and her magic lit up around the younger Unicorn. Pavi’s eyes widened as she felt herself being lifted up. She looked at Flagrante in concern as her panties began to dissolve into nothingness. She felt the tip of this stallion’s massive tool knocked on her entrance, preparing to push into her tailhole, and she whimpered softly. Flagrante leaned forward, catching her in a kiss, and then Pavi felt two tongues running down her length. She let out a moan at these intense feelings of pleasure, something wet, slick, and slightly warm worked its way into her tailhole for just a second before she felt herself being lowered.

Two hands grabbed her hips and Pavi let out a deep gasp as Bumble pulled her deeper onto his cock. She grunted as she felt him filling her. Every inch moved deeper until she finally felt her rump against his balls. She breathed out in a soft gasp, and then she felt him pushing her up, only to pull her back down to refill her once more. The tempo was slow, and he was giving her the gentle loving she had hoped to find. She looked down at him, only to see his golden eyes looking up into her own.

The few times she had been with stallions had been less than she had hoped for. Often they looked at her like a piece of meat, and those that weren’t turned off by her being so different from other mares wanted to treat her like a common whorse. He wasn’t doing that. He was certainly looking at her in lust, but it gentle in nature. He was gentle in nature. She felt the mouths around her shaft, the cock buried in her, and suddenly it was far too much. She came in such a force that it painted Bumble’s chest white.

She fell back, breathing hard, her eyes half lidded, and then Pina smiled. This was something she’d been hoping for. After getting to see the dream that Luna shared with Bumble and Honeypot it was something she certainly wanted to see. Now, she just had to work on getting Bumble to give Pavi the same attention and love he gave Luna. Although for the moment, this was a good start.

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