Spike has always loved Smarty Pants, a doll formally owned by his friend, Twilight Sparkle. Ever since Twilight let go of the doll, Spike has kept it close to him at all times. But, he lives with the fear that Twilight will want her doll back, so he decides to make sure Smarty Pants stays his forever.

Contains scat, watersports, and vomit. Refrain from reading if you aren't into these.