Wait a minute; why didn’t I just told Exclusive to teleport all of us away from here before Fluttershy shows up? That would have been a better idea than hiding in a back of a cave. Maybe if I hurry I might be able to… nope out of time here she comes. I can see her coming near the entrance of the cave trying to find her victims.

“H..hello is anypony here?” she called out into the cave.

“No pony in here.” Sweetie Belle replied quietly.

“SWEETIE BELLE!” the rest of us shouted.

Fluttershy then made her way into the cave spotting us at the end of it. “Oh, there you all are. I was wondering what happen to you all.” She then notices the situation we were currently in. “Oh, is everypony ok; why are you all in a dog pile like that?” she asked tilting her head to the side.

“UH! No reason!” Scootaloo said shaking a little.

“Ok then. Um, have any of you ponies seen Exclusive anywhere? There is something I got to say to him.” Oh, no you don’t you Vixen.

I then got out of the dog pile to confront the mare while limping a little on my way over. I just about have enough of this nonsense and I will not sit around anymore and do nothing about it.

“Now just hold it right there, Missy! You are not going to say two cents to Exclusive; until I have given you a piece of my mind!” I said making my point.

“Wouldn’t that hurt?” Rainbow said

“It’s metaphorical Rainbow!”

“But Jessica” she tried to say.

“UGH! Enough with the ‘but’s’ already Shy. I have already told you about standing up for yourself. That includes your choice of words. And I know my advice wasn’t meant for you but it stills applies. Also, I am sorry for making you faint earlier but that’s not important right now.”

Everypony else was getting comfortable as I continue to talk to her. “I can understand that you are in love with Exclusive, but you are doing it all wrong.” Fluttershy looks a bit worried now.

“Uh, Jessica?” I just ignored her.

“NO! you just sit there and listen." she sit. "You can’t just go running around chasing somepony just because you told them that you love earlier. And then except instance results when you do catch them. Love doesn’t work like that. It takes time for those kinds of feelings to grow. You can’t rush these things.”

It was around then that the others started to realize something wasn’t right here and started to talk amongst themselves.

“Wait didn’t we tell her that Fluttershy was under the effects of a love curse?” Sweetie asked Exclusive.

“I don’t think she caught that in the story. We better stop her before she makes a fool of herself.” Exclusive said turning his attention back to me.

“And it doesn’t help that you were casing us all around town like some sugar craving pony would after a runaway donut.” I continue while the others were trying to get my attention Rainbow tried first.

“Jessica.”

“Not now Rainbow! I am busy at the moment whatever it is, it can wait. And another thing, if you truly do have feelings for Exclusive, you should have stop your advances. When you heard him said that he has his eyes for another mare.” I then notice that the others are looking a little worried for some reason. Maybe they have notice something I didn’t? Naa…

“Uh, Jessica!” Exclusive tried but failed.

“In a minute! But noooo, you just let your feeling for him get the better of you. And then you cause all of this destruction and mayhem we are in right now. Enough is enough you can be better than this Fluttershy. But for right now I just got one thing to say to you Fluttershy.” I am in her face now.

“Jessica!” They tried again but it was too late to save me.

“Stay away from my stallion!” I shouted.

Silence, nopony dare to speak. Slowly the words of what I just said came to me as a blush appeared on my face. I then looked around the cave to see Exclusive embarrass with a little red on his cheeks. Rainbow looks like she’s no the verge of having a laughing breakdown with Scootaloo right behind her. The others were picking up their jaws form the floor.

“Did I really just say that?” I am now officially a red mare no longer a white one.

After a moment of silence, Fluttershy decided now was the best time to talk.

“Uh Jessica I was trying to tell you that once Twilight found me earlier she put me in a magic sphere until she found out what was wrong with me earlier. It turned out to be a modify version of the love curse I somehow eaten earlier that only last for forty minutes. So, she kept me in the bubble until the effect ward off. I just came here to apologize for my earlier actions to you all.” She said with her quiet voice of hers.

I now backing away from her denying what I just said. “no, no, no…”

“Twilight is trying to calm down the ponies of Pony Ville right now as we speak. And sent me here to apologize and to bring you all back.”

“no, no, no, No, No, No…” I said with my voice getting loader as I got to a wall stopping me.

“So, are you all ready to head back into town?” she asked.

“No, No, NO, NO, NO, NO” I can’t happen I did not say that! I am not in love with a PONY!

“Uh, Jessica are you ok there? You're turning a bit of red there.” Applebloom asked.

“And what do you mean ‘No’ Fluttershy just said it’s ok to head on back,” Scootaloo asked.

However, my ranting wasn’t stopping and Rainbow was no longer looking like she was going to laugh. She was now looking really annoyed with me and had a little twitch in her right eye. “ALL RIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS!” Rainbow shouted as she knocks me out.

Ten minutes later

I am waking up again with the pain again! But if I am in pain than I didn’t die of embarrassment …Beep… IT! I open my eyes to see to that indeed Pinkie Pie was next to me with that infernal horn of hers. I can also see the rest of the ponies in the room: Red Heart, the three fillies, Fluttershy, Exclusive, Twilight, Dash, and Two Pinkies?

“Oh good, she coming to. Jessica, can you hear me?” Twilight asked.

No, I will not deal with all of this now. “Out,” I said simply.

“Pardon?” she asked

“Get out of here. All of you.” I just want to die in piece!

“Now, now Jessica calm down we were all just worry about you.” Twilight said gesturing to everypony in the room who also nodded in agreement. Well at least they cared.

“OK. As you all can see I fine for now at least. I was just be a little antsy with all that has happened to me.” Wait was I always wearing a gown?

“We understand. I mean who can blame you. You’ve had more stuff has happen to you in one day. Than anypony here has to deal with in a month.” Rainbow said. Really?

“Thank you everypony for your concern, but I really would like some time alone to calm myself, before anything else happens.”

“Are you sure that is what you want?” Exclusive asked

“No, you are right I have priorities first. Ok I need everypony but Twilight to leave the room. I have a private matter that I would like to discuss with her.” That seemed to make everypony confuse for a moment before Nurse Red Heart spoked up.

“Ok then, come on everypony you heard her, everypony out.” She said as everyone was making their way out except Exclusive for some reason.

“That means you to Exclusive.” I told him. He was about to say something but I don’t want to waste any more time. “I don’t care what you have to say right now. I said that this is private and I mean it! We can talk about us later.” He seemed to have gotten the message and left.

After he left I was going to tell Twilight my story, but I was having a funny feeling that some pony stuck around. So, I hold up my hoof to her and motion her towards me. “I think somepony is still here; just play along for a little bit.” I whisper to her before talking normally.

“The weather is quite lovely today; isn’t it Twilight,” I said making my way out of bed.

She looked confused about what I was doing but decided to play along. “Why yes, it is quite lovely today despite what happen earlier.”

I made my way to the closet and open it quickly “YAH!” I said while seeing a bat flying out towards the window. I have no idea why it was in there, but I need to check the rest of the room. I continue to walk around room talking. “It would be a shame if something else would happen to ruin it anymore.” I said get into position near the door ready to strike and then I attack. “AH!” my battle cry was meet with nothing. But I still wasn't convinced that we were alone yet.

“However, if something would happen I would prefer a light breeze.” I then notice movement near the window. I use my hoof to let Twilight know as I made my way over.

“Yes, that would be nice. I really like to feel the wind in my mane.” She said as I got next to it.

Before they knew what happen I strike. “Hiya!” I then pulled in our guest who was caught off guard by my cunning.

“AAAHH!” screamed Rainbow as she gathers herself off the floor.

“I thought I made it very clear that this was supposed to be a private chat Rainbow.” I said as Twilight stare in disbelief that my ingenious plan had actually worked. After she had left I made my way back to the bed ready to tell Twilight my story. Hopefully without any more interruption.

“Ok now. Now that is out of the way let’s get down to business Twilight.” I said getting comfortable.

“Lets. So, tell me, Jessica, why did you want to talk to me in private?” she asked

“Well the last time I tried to talk to somepony, I wound up being knocked out or end up waking up on a mountain top. So, you can understand my precautions so that it doesn’t happen again.”

“Yes, I can.” She said nodding in agreement.

“Anyways like I was trying to ask you earlier. What do you know about humans Twilight?”

“Well for starters that Lyra is crazy about them, and that they don’t exist in Equestria. Why.” She said lifting an eyebrow.

“Now before you think I am crazy just hear me out please.” She nodded “I am a human.”

She actually snorted in a laugh “Good one.”

“No Twilight I am being Serious here.”

“Uh, huh.” She then made a scroll appeared before her. “This makes this case number 145.”

“What is that?”

“How many times I had somepony told me they are a human so that I can send them to their home world this year. Who turned out not to be human and just wanted to go see real humans.”

“WHAT!” I screamed “You mean I am not even on Earth right now! Will that explains why everything looks so different here, and might even explain why I am a pony instead of my normal body.”

“You know you sound very convincing Jessica, more so than any other pony before you, but I will not be sending you to the Human world.”

“Please, Twilight you have got to believe me. I can’t live the rest of my life as a pony. I can’t live with myself if I am still only eating veggies for the rest of my life.”

“And what is wrong with eating veggies for life? I mean you ar-..”

“NO, I AM NOT A PONY! I WASN’T BORN A PONY! I AM A HUMAN BEING!” my shouted cause Twilight to rub her ears.

“Ow please, Jessica calm down.”

“Calm down how can I calm down when the only way home is kept secret form me by a pony who won’t help me!”

“Ok, Jessica. Let’s say I believe you. Then why don’t you start from the beginning, please? How did you get here?”

“I have no idea how I got here. One minute I was home napping and the next I was here, running for my life by some dog made of wood. I then had to wait for morning in a tree before it left me alone.” She looks interested in my story and… wait… is she writing this down? “Once I got to Pony Ville things got even more strange when I meet Pinkie Then Rainbow then Exclusive then running into the Cutie Marks Crustier at the spa.

By the way Twilight, what is a Cutie Mark any ways?” I just realize that I never found out what a cutie mark was.

“Oh! A Cutie Mark is a mark the that appears on a pony’s flanks when they find out their Special talent.” She stated like a teacher. Wait...what?

“Wait! You mean those Tattoos on everypony’s butts isn’t a tattoo but it’s just something that appears on their butts with magic!” At least that what’s I am gathering here.

“Well I don’t know what’s a tattoo is, but yes a cutie mark is a natural thing around here. See my cutie mark is a constellation of stars that means magic.” She said showing me hers.

“Oh, that is neat. Wait we are getting side track. Anyways after that Exclusive took me to his house to see if he can help me, However, before I could ask him the Diamond Dogs got us and the rest you already know.”

“That’s quiet the story you have got there. I know what you said about meeting Pinkie and the others are true, but how do I know you aren’t making up the part about being a human?” she said pointing her hoof at me.

“Well, I am not making it up Twilight. Just pull up my record and you will see that I just show up out of nowhere. No family, no history, no nothing. And I am not a changeling whatever that is Exclusive said I was, but I am not that. I am no threat to anypony, well not intentionally. But Twilight Please promise me that you hear me out and believe that what I am telling is truth, and let me go home.” I pleaded with her.

Then she causes another scroll the appear before her “Hum ok, I will give it some thought then.” she writing something on the scroll. “However, if I find out you are lying we are going to have a lot to discuss Jessica.”

“Thank you!”

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