Why me?

by Miner

WHY!

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Pain that all that I am feeling right now. I can feel it form the top of my brain to the bottom of my hooves. What happen? All I remember was talking to the Princess about humans and then nothing. But obviously something did happen around that time because whatever I am lying on now isn’t a bed. It is cold smooth and ruff and I can’t see anything. Why can’t I just do one thing without something else happening right in the middle of it. Wait something on my face and stomach, oh and now I can feel something moving on top of me. Oh, please don’t let it be a giant bug!

“Uuuuggh.” Oh yes, it’s not a bug! Wait a minute, somepony is on top of me. “Huh? I am alive? I am alive!” Wait that sound like Exclusive. “Ground oh how I miss you!” I can hear the sounds kissing; which would be so bad if I weren’t also feeling them on my belly!

“HAY! NOCK IT OFF!” Oh, great I am blushing again. Can’t I wake up without him near me or something!

As soon as he got off me, I could see again I could now conclude that it was indeed Exclusive kissing my belly. He looks so cute looking like a tomato… wait.

"Why are the fillies trio here, and why are they…correction why are we covered in dirt and random debris? Where are we?" I then started to look around.

“Isn’t that Pony Ville, way down there….” Something wrong here. Why are we on a mountain?

“Yes, it is. Well, what’s left of it.” Apple Bloom said scratching her head.

She not kidding I can see the destruction form here. Annnd there goes a house.

Backing up form the view I turn to the others. “Well then. Can somepony tell me what happen?” I asked.

“That’s right you were out of it during the whole time.” Said sweetie belle.

“But shouldn’t you know something. I mean, after all, it all started from your room.” Said Scootaloo.

“What do you mean it started form my room. All I remember was talking to the princess and then I wake up here. And ow, why do I hurt all over? What happen?And how did we all get here?

“Well, I all I know that it all started form the hospital.” Said sweetie belle.

"You said that already."

“Oh, Rainbow brought u... wait where is she!?” Exclusive said looking around.

“Over here guys she’s over here!” said Scootaloo.

We made our way over the to where Scootaloo was pointing and can see Rainbow unconscious near a cave entrance. Oh, please don’t let this land have dragons I hate dragons. They always kill me in those R.P.G.’s games.

“Is she ok?” I said keeping an eye on the cave.

“I am not sure. I am no doctor, but I think she is just asleep.” Exclusive said while giving her a look over.

“Well, that’s a…”

We then heard a loud voice coming from Pony Ville that can be heard all the way to next town over!

“YOU WILL LOVE ME!”

“Huh! Was that Fluttershy!? OK What did I miss! How long was I out?” I don’t know why, but I am scared. I can feel her rage from here. She out to get me!

“I might be able to shed some light on that.” Said Exclusive taking Rainbow inside the cave and putting her down near a wall.

“Well? what are you waiting for start talking.” I said following him and laying down.

Ow my everything. I shouldn’t be here right now, I should be in my comfy bed talking to the princess to find a way home. I just can’t wait to hear what happen this time.


Three hours ago, Exclusive point of view

I leafed my house that morning the to head on over the Zecora’s place to receive the mane regrow potion for Jessica.

“Why did something happen to her mane?” Sweetie Belle asked

“Moving on!”

After I got the potion, I stop by Sugar Cube Corner and to order my usual. However, I had forgot who else would be there when I walked through the front door.

“Hi Exclusive.” The hyper active pink mare of doom herself Pinkie Pie.

“Ah! Pinkie!” like always she appeared out of nowhere freighting me, but it didn’t stop there.

“Hi Exclusive.” Her cousin was in town.

“Wait, so what is wrong with that?” Jessica asked confused “It is just her cousin.”

“Berry is just as troublesome as Pinkie is.”

“Really? I find that hard to believe.”

“Anyways…”

“Ah! Berry, not you too! How many times do I …Wait a minute, what are you two up too?” I said eyeing them suspiciously.

“What do you mean?” Said Pinkie.

“Now don’t try and play innocent with me Pinkie. Whenever you two are together your up to something. Which is a Fact!”

“Oh, come on Exclusive. Your just over reacting!” Berry said

“Oh really; must I remind you about the bathroom incident three weeks ago?”

“Oh, come on Dud that was totally not on purpose!” said Berry

“Twilight hasn’t even looked at me since she saw me coming out of there!”

“Hay we said we were sorry it was supposed to be Sweetie Belle that saw you.”

“And that supposed to make me feel any better how?”

“Alright enough you two. But I was wondering Exclusive did you get some…”

“Hay, Exclusive how is this relevant?” asked Jessica

“Sorry about that. Let me skip a head little.”

It was about thirty minutes before we got here. I have just saved most of my house, and was making my way back to your room at the hospital. I was outside your room and I could hear you talking to Twilight. When form inside the same room. I could hear the voice of a loud unhappy mare.

“WHY CAN’T I FIND SOMEPONY TO LOVE ME!” then there was a loud clang of something metal along with a scream. Rushing into the room I could see Fluttershy sanding on her hind legs with her forelegs stretch above her head yelling into the heavens. I found Twilight clinging to the ceiling like the time she got scared by snakes, and as for you while you were unconcise with a bed pan near your head. That was when Fluttershy notice me by the door scaring me with a mean look in her eye.

“YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!” she said as she lungs at me.

I duck under her as she flies out of the room and I close the door behind her. I then brace myself against the door once she started pounding on it. I then turn my attention towards the batty mare in the room.

“Twilight what is going on?!” I shouted towards her as Fluttershy continues to get the door open.

“I am not sure. One second I was talking to Jessica and the next she was unconcise with Fluttershy acting up for no reason.” She said coming down from the ceiling.

“LET ME IN!” Shouted Fluttershy.

“Not going to happen Miss Shy, and Twilight what are we going to do about this?”

“I don’t know Exclusive. I just need some time to figure something out!”

I was having a hard time holding the door close when all of the sudden it stop. Then I can hear something flapping away.

Looking towards Twilight in disbelief “There is no way that could have calm her down.”

“The window!” said Twilight

I rushed over to the window to hold it shut, but was too late for she was already inside the room. She smiles at me with a predatory grin as I quickly back away from her. I only stop when I ran into your bed side. Scared for my life; I was looking for any way out of that room. “Now Fluttershy, let’s talk about this for a moment.” She then slowly starts walking towards me. “We are both adults here I pretty sure we can come to an agreement which doesn’t involve any of us getting hurt.” I said shaking a leaf.

“Oh, you won’t get any trouble form me. Just some little T.L.C. once I take you back home.” She said.

“She said that!” Jessica said

“Hay you are ruining the story!” The trio said hushing her up.

“Fluttershy stop this!” Twilight said taking a stand against her friend and moving in between us, stopping her advancement towards me. “This isn’t like you Fluttershy. Something is wrong with you, if you just let me help you I can fix this.” She pleaded with her.

“You Know your right, something is wrong Twilight.” She said getting next to her friend, before whispering in her ear. “You’re in my way.” Twilight didn’t know what hit her before it was too late. Out like a light Twilight fell to the floor as Fluttershy turns her attention towards me again. “Now then.” She started walking towards me again as I back away from her.

“Now, Now Fluttershy let’s not do something either one of us will regret later.” I then notice that I had backed myself into corner.

“Why didn’t you leave the room. Or use your magic?" Jessica asked.

“I was terrified ok. I wasn’t thinking straight. And stop interrupting!

“Don’t worry I will take good care of you.” She said closing in for a kiss

“A WHAT!” Everypony shouted.

Just before she could a voice came through the window.“Hay did you guys hear that loud shout just now!”

This cause Fluttershy to stop and look. We both could see Rainbow half way inside of the window. She looks at us funny. “And what are you two doing?”

“Help me; Fluttershy gone nuts,” I told Rainbow as I used her sudden arrival to leave the corner.

“Only Nuts over you. My Shmoopy-doopy.”

“What in the world is a Shmoopy-doopy!” Jessica asked

“What the hay did I miss here?” asked Rainbow.

“Now is not the time to be asking questions right now Rainbow. Now’s the time for action.”

“Yes, indeed my Kissy-Wissy Snuggy-Wuggy sugar bear.” Said Fluttershy with as much of her love she could put into her voice.

“Gauh” the cutie mark crusaders said as they stick their tongues out.

“What is she even saying?” Jessica said scratching her head.

“Ok, Fluttershy there are a few things wrong with that. One, I have no idea what you just said. Two, I am scare out of my life right now because of you, and three my Snuggy- sugar girl is knock out.” I said

“WHAT!” Jessica shouted at me.

“Can I please continue with my story without any more interruptions?”

I felt proud of what I said but then I realize I had just dun goofed by telling her that. For now, she has turned her to attention towards Jessica with hatred and envy in her eyes.

“Oh, I am sure she won’t mind. If she does not know.” She said as she take a bed pan in her hoof. “ever.”

I then get between her and you.

“Now I know what you’re thinking Fluttershy and I am going to tell you this. That is not going it happen while I am around.” I said putting my hoof on her chest to keep her away. Then I heard a battle cry.

“YYEEEAAAHHH!” Rainbow tackled Fluttershy and is wrestling with her.

“Get her out of here! I don’t know how long I can hold her!” Rainbow said while holding Fluttershy in a head lock.

“On it,” I said making my way to Jessica lifting her out of the bed with my magic.

“And why didn’t you use it on Fluttershy?” Jessica asked.

“I was panicking I forgot ok!”

Anyways, I got us out of the hospital running as fast as I could before I ran into something. Or more like they ran into me causing me to drop you in the process.

“Now that I think about it. Why were you girls going that fast in the fast place anyways?”

“We were going to Sugar Cube Corner for their sale on cookies. Two dozens for four bits, we couldn’t have passed that up.” Sweetie Belle said.

“ANY ways! What happens next?” asked Jessica

“Oooogghh…. What happened?” Applebloom said on top of Scootaloo, with her scooter nearby along with a tip over the wagon.

“My head.” Sweetie Belle had landed safely on Jessica but Jessica had landed on me.

Once I regain my bearings, I lifted both of you off me, as put Sweetie belle next to her friends, while I kept Jessica next to me. “Girls you need to get to safety now. It is not safe here Fluttershy’s…” I tried to warn them but was interrupted by a very familiar creep voice.

“Fluttershy’s is looking for her Shmoopy-doo.” She said next to me causing me to jump away from her.

“Oh, no! Not again!” Applebloom exclaimed

“Wait this has happened before!? What’s going on then?” Jessica asked

“She was acting just like somepony under the affect of a love curse,” Scootaloo stated.

“Ok two things. One why would somepony make a love curse in the first place. And two, how do you three know what somepony would look and act like if they are under its influence.”

“We tell you later.” Applebloom quickly replied.

The girls and I did our best to keep away from Fluttershy, hiding everywhere, from closets to trash cans, but nothing work. She wasn’t even letting the townsfolk or building get in her way. There was so much chaos and destruction that I though Discord was the one causing it.”

“Who”

“Jessica not now!”

As we continue the run for our lives, we then found Rainbow in a trash can head first. Once we had freed her we asked her to fly us out of town, but then Fluttershy found us again. Rainbow was getting ready to face her again, but then a magical purple beam hit Fluttershy followed by a ‘sorry’.

Twilight had woken up and was now confronting Fluttershy. Rainbow used that opportunity to get us out of there. However, she didn’t have a good hold on all of us and Sweetie Belle was trashing all over the place, which cause Rainbow to lose control and crashed into cloud and the rest is history.


Jessica point of view.

“Now that is quite the tale,” I said taking it all in. “But what are we going to do about Fluttershy now?”

“Wait I see her! She is heading this way!” Scootaloo called out form the cave entrance.

“Not good!” Applebloom said before panicking.

“We need more time.” Sweetie Belle before joining her friend.

“How did she get away from Twilight?” Exclusive said looking around for a place to hide.

“Ugh, What’s going on?” Rainbow said as Scootaloo ran over her.

“Oh, great now she wakes up. No time to explain, just help us hide Exclusive Rainbow.”
I then turned to the screaming fillies. “You girls follow our led.” With no big rocks or dirt hid behind we did the next best thing I could think of. We all made a big pile of ponies in the farthest part of the cave to cover Exclusive and waited for Fluttershy’s arrival.


Author's Note

Is the story still good?

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