Why me?

by Miner

What just Happen

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I got to admit that I am feeling a bit spoiled by all of the gifts Exclusive have given me. I am going to have to make it up to him somehow. I am wearing a simple pink dress with a light trim around the ends along with a brown sun hat. I have a saddlebag where the actual dress is in. It’s a red dress with silver lining. I am going to wear it, after the spa. After a short walk, we arrive at a building. Which I can only guess is the spa.

“Here we are the spa where you can wash away all of your worries in their care,” Exclusive said waving his hoof in front of said building. He must like this place a lot. I hope it’s not too expensive. “Pinkie and Rainbow why don’t you join us?”

Pinkie looks excited but Rainbow, I might be seen things, but did she just stop in the air momentarily? She flying normally now, but she looks very nervous and she's sweating. I guess she’s not so fond of the spa. She starts looking left and right probably trying to think of a reason not to go. “Uhh, no thanks... I uhh got some clouds to move. That’s it clouds to move over to Sweet Apple Acres. So.... uh..... BYE!” Rainbow said quickly, but just as she turned around to take off in the sky. She started to glow a light blue and stop moving. What is going?

“Huh! Hay let me go! Exclusive, not cool.”

I then notice that Exclusive’s forehead has the same color glowing. Wait he has a horn! How did I miss that! Wait a minute. There is magic being used right in front of me, Awesome.

“Now Miss Dash calm down. If my memories serve me correctly. You said the same thing last time as well. Also, you said that you would be joining us the next time we would come here.”

Rainbow has a confused face. “I did?”

“Yes, you did.”

“I couldn’t have said that it must have been Pinkie Pie who did.”

“Nope, it wasn’t me Dashie. You did. And you also said you would can a hoofacure.” A what?

“What! No, I didn’t!”

“Did so!”

“Did not!”

“Did too"

“Did not”

“Did too”

“Did not”

Maybe I should stop this. Wait where have I seen this situation before?

“Did too”

“Did not”

“Did not”

“Did too”

“Did not”

“Did too”

“Did not”

“Did too”

“You never get a hoofacure and that’s that.”

“You can’t tell me what to do. I am getting one and that’s final!”

“Ok then, have it your way.”

Rainbow then marches into the spa with her head high and chest out. Everyone seems to be happy with her sudden change of heart. The front door was already closed behind us; when her brain started to work again. I could help but smirk when she realizes that she had doom herself.

“WAIT A MINUTE!”


This is the first time I have ever been in any type of spa. So far, it’s all right in my opinion I won't mind coming here or another one again. I am in a huge bathtub relaxing and enjoying every moment of this.

“GET OFF OF ME! GIVE ME BACK MY HOOF YOU FIENDS!”

Rainbow on the other hand-er hoof was fighting for her life. I can see Pinkie pinning her down on one of the massage chairs as the two workers are trying to file her hooves.

“I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE! YOU’LL NEVER SEE A SUNNY DAY AGAIN! RAINY DAYS WILL BE THE ONLY FORECAST YOU WILL EVER SEE!”

“Rainbow Dash, for Celestia sake you are overdue for a treatment for a while now. Now stop complaining and let the ladies do their job.” Exclusive said plainly in his mud bath across the room.

“That’s easy for you to say Exclusive. You’re not being forced to do something against your will” I included in the conversation.

“LISTEN TO HER YOU PONIES. SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE IS SAYING!”

You should have said that Dash. A smile comes to my face for a golden opportunity have given to me for a little fun. “However, didn’t she say earlier ‘You can’t tell me what to do. I am getting one and that’s final!’ I believe were your exact words.” I finished with a smirk. As she’s giving me her best death glare.

“Thank you, Miss Jessica. Now calm down Miss Dash. We are almost done here now just hold still.”

“LOOK OUT!!” Someone screamed

I look towards whoever just screamed.
But all that happen next was to fast for me to see. CRASH

“AHHH”

“Weee”

“Woah”

“Freedom!”

"What just happen?" I was sure I was in a bathtub on the other side of the room earlier. Not on the floor with something on my back and my mane blocking my vision. I don’t move for a fear of something else bad was going to happen. Oh, wait my back is killing me. "Ooooowwww."

“Is everypony ok? Wait. Sweetie Belle, what are you doing here?” Exclusive stated he got out of the mud bath.

Wait who’s Sweetie Belle? I then notice the weight on my back move off of me. Allowing me to get up and finally have a look around. Moving my mane to the side I could see that there is now a big hole in the wall nearby the tub. I also notice that Rainbow went flying through said hole.

"Sorry about that we were just helping out Derpy with her mail route one second. Next thing we know a cat ran in front of us in Scootaloos scooter, so we made a sharp turn to miss the cat. But then there's this whole mess of running into other ponies and things until we went flying on a ramp, and here we are." SweetieBelle said

I then notice that she wasn't alone there's a yellow filly with a red bow in the bathtub I was in. And an orange one stuck halfway in the wall before she pulled herself free.

"Well, that just happened."

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