Why me?

by Miner

Hay where did you go?

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Ok so apparently, the trio of fillies that crash into the spa are known as the cutiemark crusaders (Whatever that means). And I am never going to forget just how loud these little fillies are; they could wake the dead without even trying. They also seemed to be the most adventurous little fillies around in town; but I think they are just thrill seekers. Well that’s what I gather from what Pinkie told me about them while we waited outside of the spa for them. They were trying to clean up their mess as best as they could but can you except form kids.

I was wearing a robe form the spa. I got to remember to change into my clothes later. Also I haven’t seen Rainbow since her grand escape earlier. Exclusive is talking with the spa ponies about something about helping them later and apologizing for the fillies. I feel sorry for them; until they fix the hole in the wall. They don’t have much of a business going for them. Well at least no one have hurt.

Oh, here comes the little trouble finders themselves. They all have the look of being caught red…. hoofed?

“Sorry for ruining your spa treatment earlier.” Said the orange one I think she was Scoutaloo or something like that.

“We didn’t mean to do it on purpose.” Said Applebloom

“Why are you still wearing the spa robe?” Said Sweetie Belle.

Wait what did she say? “What was that again, dearie?”

“I was wondering why you are you still were that robe?”

Well that something you don’t hear every day. “I like to wear clothes dearie, and I haven’t had a chance to change yet.” Honesty is the best policy. I all way say.

“Oh I was just wondering why. It’s just odd to see some pony wearing something. Since not too many of us wear clothes in the first place.”

“Now Sweetie Belle. Don’t go and make Jessica feeling uncomfortable now.” Oh, it looks like Exclusive is done talking with them.

“If she wants to wear something then it’s not up to us to tell her otherwise.”

If only my parents were like you; it would have save me form many years of criticism.

“Thank you sir. Now that’s everything is ok now. I going to get change. Be right back.”

Luckily for me changing rooms were spared from the crash earlier. But that’s not the problem I am facing right now. My clothes are gone! I already had enough problems learning how to take them on and off earlier and now they are gone. What gives?!

I then notice a blue feather nearby.

“WHY THAT LITTLE…. (The author has decided not to show following words for they are inappropriate for this age group).” And, it would also appear that my little mouth exercise has got the attention of all the ponies in hearing range. As I was catching my breath, Pinkie came next to me with a questioning look on her face.

“Ah Jessica what did you say? And what wrong?” she said tilting her head to the side.

“That …Beep… of a…Beep… just took off with my …Beep… clothes and …Beep… and what the ..Beep.. PINKIE WILL YOU STOP PLAYING THAT HORN IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY” I shouted at her while trying to get that horn form her.

“But it’s funny. Also you need to be careful of what you say. Kids could be reading this story.” She says calmly moving away from me with that …Beep… horn!

“I SAID STOP THAT ALREADY!" and how did she known what I was thinking?!

“Well I might consider it. If you ask nicely.” She said with that big grin of hers.

“You can’t be serious right now. You know what never mind. I’ll deal with you later. In the meantime, I need to talk to Exclusive to see if he won’t mind giving me some more clothes.” I then made my way out of the dressing room with Pinkie bouncing right behind me. And I am not talking about a small little jump. I am talking about a basketball player jump! And what is strange is that she makes it look so easy. How was she doing that? Nevermind! I have got to stay focus. Clothes first, jumping pony later.

Once I had told Exclusive on what happen. He was more than welcome to help me out again. I would have huge him but that would have been weird, and not me.

Also, the spa ponies were nice enough to let me keep the robe. But a course I just had to return it once I was done with it.

We said bye to Pinkie and the others, before I head out with Exclusive. During our small walk a sudden thought just occurred me. 'Why haven’t I asked these ponies; to see if they know a way back to my home yet!' “Hay Exclusive hold on a second."

“What’s wrong Jessica?” he turns to me.

“I just realized that I don’t know how to get back home.”

“Why it's that?"

“Well how do I put it? I don't belong here."

"I know what you are feeling."

"You do?"

"Yes that is one of life many questions. Do I belong here or somewhere else."

"No Exclusive. That's not what I meant."

"Really?"

"I mean, I don’t belong here at all. I am not a pony.” Exclusive tilts his head in confusion.

“So are a changeling then?” That seemed to gotten the attention of the nearby ponies

That’s was not the response I was hoping for. Also what is a changeling? “No I am not a changeling! I am…” before I continue; I notice the crowd of ponies are getting bigger around us. I then decide that this was something not to be discussed out in the open.

“Ah maybe we should take this madder into a more private place. Before some pony starts to panics Exclusive.” I said pointing around us.

He then looked at the crowd of ponies and seems to understand what I am getting at. “Agreed. My house is nearby let’s go there.”

Normally he would have to taken me to dinner first. Before saying that. But I am in a hurry and will make an exception. We then quickly made a exit stage right on the crowd of ponies. Before they knew what happen we were long gone.

We then arrived at house about two blocks down the road. It looks like any other house in the area at a glance. But once inside it was a whole different stroy. It's amazing and not talking about like wow he gots the lasted things on the market. But the fact that almost everything in here has a jem or two embedded into it somewhere. I just stare in awe of what I was seeing. And I was still stand in the doorway. What kind of a job does this guy have if he can afford all of this? I mean even the curtains are litter with jewels!

“Miss Jessica are you alright?” Exclusive said form in the hallway.

“Huh? A yes I am alright.” I then made my way inside closing the door behind me. We then made ourselves comfortable on the coach. Before a casual conversation could begin about me. Something had made itself know to myself and it demanded attention immediately.

“Ah hold on a minute Exclusive, can I use your restroom before I begin my tale?”

“Why yes. It is down the hall second door to the right.”

"Thanks." I then made my way to the bathroom. However during the trip I thought I had heard something moved under the floor panels. But I didn’t give it much thought. I had a duty to do. Thank the lord that these ponies have something like our toilets or I would be in trouble.

Notice I had full filled my duties I then made my way to the sink. As I turn the water on I could see a big white creature with big blue eyes and crazy red hair staring at me. "GAH!" I scream and moved away. After calming myself down I just dawn on me that it was just my reflection. But then again it's the first time I actually saw my new face. So of course I wouldn't have recognize it. Moving towards the mirror again I can see for the first time since I got here what I look like. Putting a hoof on my face I confirm that this is my face. And in my opinion I look rather cute with my red mane, white coat and wait...."My colors are the same as the stinking flag's! Oh come on! Now this has to be someone's idea of a dumb joke!"

After fuming out in the restroom I calm down I titty up myself a little, washed my hooves (force of habitat) and left. I called out to Exclusive to let him know I was done. But he didn’t give reply to me which was odd. As I made my way to the Living room, I notice he was gone. How rude of him! Here I was ready to tell him what being going on with me I and then he disappears on me. The lest he could have done was let me know that he needed to go somewhere. I decide to wait for him to return from where ever he went off to. But after waiting over an hour in a stranger’s house with no entertainment things started to get boring. I am all alone with nothing to do and now I am getting hungry.

“Well all NUTS!”


Author's Note

let me know what you all think about the story.

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