"Well.... Today had a weird start. I never expected to see them return." I think out loud.

"Why did ya Mom leave?" AppleBuck asks with a look of confusion. "Ain't family meant to stick together?"

"That's not important. What is important is taking your 'toy' away before more weird shit happens." I say with a smirk.

"Aw come on! It was an accident! You wheren't meant ta hear anything." She explains.

"I think that last part is quite obvious.... Unless you like that kinda.... Thing." I point out. "Anyway I need to go see how everyone's doing. Also we need to decide who's making breakfast. You know? The good shit. Not like Rainbow Dash's burncakes.... Never again."

"That was food?! Ah thought that the bottom of tha pan fell out and we had ta eat that." AppleBuck says with a smirk.

"Don't let her hear you saying that AppleBuck, she'll probably make us eat some." I chuckle.

I give AppleBuck a smile before turning around and heading towards the kitchen.

"So Fluttershy.... How big was the morning wood?" I hear Rainbow Dash ask.

"I-I don't know.... I d-d-didn't exactly look...." I hear Fluttershy answer with a gulp.

"Dad?" AppleBuck asks.

'Dear god no....' I think to myself in a panic.

"Yes AppleBuck?" I answer with a nervous laugh.

"What's morning wood?" She asks.

I sigh before answering.

"Well you see, sometimes when a guy wakes up he has an erection. I don't know why it happens, nor do I care enough to really research it but someone somewhere will know."

"Like you have right now?" She asks.

I look down and I see nice tent being pitched. It's a nice sized tent and I should be proud but I'm too busy freaking out at the fact that my parents AND my children saw me walking around with a tent pitched so strongly that the fabric might rip if I move wrong.

"My god....." I gulp.

She pokes my tent.

"So that's what ya used on ma Mom." She says in facination as she gives it a gentle poke.

"WHAT THE FUCK! NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!" I say as I slap her hand away and cover my junk with my hands.

"Jeez. Ah don't get why it's such a bad thing that ah touched ya junk." She mumbles.

"What am I too you?" I ask with a serious face.

"Hot." She answers immediately.

I lift my hands and pinch the bridge of my nose with my left hand and rub the back of my head with my right.

"That's not what I meant. Am I your friend? Family? Or just some random person?" I ask with a sigh.

"Yer mah Dad." She says proudly.

"That's why it's wrong to touch my dick." I groan.

She touches my tent again, this time she grabs it before letting go then running up the stairs giggling. I look at my dick in pure shock.

'I mean weirder shit has happened to me.... But I never expected her to do that.... WAIT! That's the problem! I'm NOT expecting it. I clearly should be expecting it because FUCKING WHY NOT!' I shout in my head.

"I CAN SEE THE SIZE OF THE MORNING WOOD! AND BOY IS IT A DOOZY!" Rainbow Dash shouts from the kitchen.

I sigh before heading towards the kitchen.

"Why are you shouting that?" I ask as I enter the kitchen.

"I got caught in the moment. But I just gotta make sure that the girls here know one incredibly important thing." Rainbow Dash answers as she points a hoof at the other ponies behind her.

"And what would that be?" Rarity asks with a nervous look.

"Adrian here doesn't have morning wood." Rainbow Dash say as she points a hoof at me.

"Then what DOES he have?" Twilight asks as she grabs a notepad and pencil from the countertop.

"He's got what I like to call. Morning LOG. Get it? It's bigger and harder then morning wood." Rainbow Dash answers proudly, as if she just came up with an incredibly ingenious name for my morning wood.

"What? That's stupid." I groan.

"Your just saying that because your embarassed that you've been walking around with a log in your shorts." Rainbow Dash winks.

"Your parents saw it Adrian.... Imagine what they thought...." Rarity says with a highly dramatic fake faint.

"That might explain why they asked if I fuck you guys.... It could also explain why my Mom was so pissed off...." I mumble as realisation struck me.

"Just about everyone has seen you with a log now Adrian." Rainbow Burst says with a smirk. "But not all where lucky enough to taste where they Gentleshy?"

"Meep! P-p-please s-stop bringing th-that up.... Daddy I-I'm really s-s-s-sorry that I did that." Gentleshy sniffles.

"It's in the past now. Can we get some breakfast? I'm starving and I've had a disaster of a morning." I groan as I pull out a chair and sit at the kitchen table.

"I-I-I can make s-s-something. I-If you w-want that is." Gentleshy says as a strong blush starts to form on her face.

"Sure, maybe Mommy can help you if you want." I say with a smile.

"N-No thank y-you.... I w-wanted to make i-i-it all by m-myself. If that's okay of c-course." Gentleshy whimpers.

"Of course it is. I'll leave you to it then sweetie." I say with a hint of pride.

"D-Daddy?" Gentleshy asks.

"Yes?" I ask back.

"Can you h-help me with th-th-the cut-ting. *gulp*. I-If that's okay of course." She asks on the verge of tears.

"Of course I can. What would you like cutting?" I ask.

"I-I don't want th-the suprise to be r-ruined.... C-Can you p-put this on please" She asks with a whimper.

She hands me a pure black blindfold.

"Um... Sure... I guess..." I answer with slight hesitance.

I grab the blindfold and take a quick glance at Gentleshy and see her with a small smile on her face as she's grabbing ingredients and putting them onto the countertop.

'Well. Let's get this over with.'

I gulp and put the blindfold on. A few seconds later I can feel something wooden being put into my hand, it feels like a handle of some sort.

'Well.... I don't want to dissapoint Gentleshy.'

Author's Note

What did you think? I know that it's been a while but here. I hope you enjoy it.