"AAAAAHHHHHH!" A woman's scream wakes me, Fluttershy and her fillies up.

"Oh fuck no.... I recognise that voice." I groan to myself as I stumble out of bed.

I put on a pair of jeans and rush out of the room nearly tripping over my own feet.

"ADRIAAAAAAN!" I hear the voice scream.

"Oh fuck! Wait! Wait! I can explain!" I shout as I sprint down the stairs.

"YOU BETTER!" The voice screams.

I trip over the last step and do a forward roll before stopping on my face.

"WHAT ARE THESE ANIMALS DOING HERE!" The voice screams.

A woman walks in front of me shortly followed by a tall man.

"Wait Mom, Dad I can explain all of this!" I panic.

"I'm listening." My Dad says in a stern voice.

"Adrian dear! Are you okay? I heard you fall." Celestia's voice asks from the top of the stairs.

"Is that a girl you have up there Adrian?" My dad looks at me with an impressed face.

"He better not!" My Mom growls.

"Yeah! There better not be a girl up there!" My Dad's happiness is quickly changed with false anger.

"Oh her? That's my *cough* one of my girlfriends." I say nervously.

"ONE OF?!" Both of my parents shout.

"*Giggles* Yeah, there's a few of us here." Celestia says as she steps out in front of my parents.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT! IS THAT A TALKING DOG! WHAT THE FUCK! KILL IT!" My Mom screams in terror.

"No Mom *facepalms* she's a Pony, and no, no one is killing anyone." I say with a groan.

"What a.... Nice? Mother you have Adrian." Celestia giggles.

"So.... You.... Fuck animals now Adrian?" My Dad asks as he scratches his chin.

"Technically in our view of what animals are then... Yes? I mean she's sentient. I don't know. Is that how it works?" I ask myself.

"Honey.... STOP FUCKING ANIMALS!" My Mom growls.

"That's rather rude. I am NOT some animal! I am a lady.... A magnificent lady. A beautiful lady." I hear Rarity say as she enters the room with a pout on her face.

"Adrian you're grounded!" My mom shouts.

"Bitch.... No.... Just no...." I say with a facepalm.

"Did you just call me 'Bitch'? young man I'll beat your ass in front of your dogs." My mom growls.

"I'm fucking 41! You can't tell me what to do you old hag. Anyway how're you doing today Dad?" I ask nonchalantly

"I'm good thanks. So how many girlfriends do you have?" My Dad asks.

"Hmmm.... Well there's Celestia, Luna, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, AppleJack, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo..... So I guess there's ten." I say with a shrug.

"Wow.... Okay well.... How many of them are animals?" My Dad asks with a nervous look on his face.

"All of them." I say nonchalantly

"So.... What's put you off of humans? Did something happen?" My Dad asks.

"Nothing, I still like women. It's just I hit it off with these gals first." I say with a proud smile.

"As long as there isn't some ridiculous amount of kids I guess that's fair.... Can you even have kids?" My Dad asks.

"DAAAAAAD!"

"Ah fuck...." I facepalm.

"So you CAN have kids? How many do you have?" He asks with a weird look on his face.

"Twenty one. *cough* *cough*"

"HOW MANY?!" My Dad shouts.

"I have twenty one children...." I repeat.

"Son.... I can't be a Grandad to TWENTY ONE CHILDREN!" My Dad shouts as he falls to his knees.

"I was a DAD to Twenty One at the age of 23! I have had it ALOT harder then you." I point out angrily.

"I guess you have." My Dad nervously chuckles.

"Yes AppleBuck?!" I shout up the stairs.

I then jog up the stairs and enter the girls room. On her bed AppleBuck is panting with a dildo between her legs.

"D-Dad can explain." AppleBuck moans as she pulls the dildo out.

"I don't need nor want to know. I'm just gonna pretend this never happened okay?"

"Y-Yes Dad." AppleBuck nervously chuckles.

"Grandma and Grandad are here AppleBuck. Do you want to see them?" I ask with a smile.

"Absolutely! Family is tha most important thing in the world! Ah would give anything to meet Grandma and Grandpa!" AppleBuck jumps off of the bed and runs down the stairs.

I quickly follow behind her.

"Grandma! Grandpa!" AppleBuck shouts when she gets to the bottom of the stairs.

"GRANDKIDS!" I hear my Mom shout happily.

"Grandma!" AppleBuck shouts as she runs around the corner.

"Pony Grandkids?" I hear my Mom ask.

I follow behind AppleBuck and see my Mom happily hugging AppleBuck.

"It's amazing that Ah get ta meet ya Grandma!" AppleBuck says excitedly.

"You're such an adorable little kid!" My Mom says happily.

"They're called Fillies. I was kind of hoping for at least one colt but I wouldn't swap any of the little fillies I have." I say with a smile.

"Honey I think I may have been too quick to judge. Now that I've seen these little cuties I think I'm okay with this." My Mom says as she squeezes AppleBuck in a tight hug. "But don't think you're not in trouble still!"

"I think you'll find that I'm the one in charge of this house Mom. You being in charge stopped after you left me and Sammy to fend for ourselves." I say with a cocky smile.

"What's with that smile?" My Mom growls.

"Get out of my house. I'm not letting you run out on more kids. These beautiful little fillies deserve some consistency in their lives and you AREN'T consistence. So. I'll say it one more time. Get out of my house. Dad is fine. You? You can fuck off." I say with smirk.

"How DARE YOU!" My Mom shouts as she slaps me across the face.

"Get out. I don't want trash like you in here." I say with a growl.

"This isn't over Adrian! They're my Grandkids and I demand to see them!" My Mom shouts.

My Dad then grabs my Mom by her shoulders and leads her out of the house.

"Dad, why where ya bein' nasty to ya Mom?" AppleBuck asks.

"She let me down when I needed her. I looked after everyone here without them for 20 years. Fuck her. We don't need them." I answer as I ruffle her mane.

Author's Note

What did you think? I know it took forever so make sure to read the blog post I linked at the under this for my reason why. I hope you enjoyed the chapter! Let's add another character! What character should be thrust into this mess next? ;)

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/742041/my-reason-for-the-decrease-in-updates-and-new-stories