The date

The date

I was in my living room watching YouTube on my laptop still don't know how it's working but I roll with it. I'm a six foot five tall and I have a drity blond hair. My eyes were light sky blue and I had a good body build. But then my best friend screwy open my front door and walked in looking incredibly nervous

"Um hey, mark can I talk to you for a second?"

"Sure Screwy What's up?" I asked as I closed my laptop and put to the side. I wonder what she needs and why does she look nervous?

"Um say I had a guy I liked and I’ve known him for a while and we get along great would you think that guy would like me to?"

"I'd think he'd be foolish not to. Screwball you’re a gorgeous mare with a heart of gold if this guy says no it's his lost. I may just take you to be my mare well if your dad doesn't kill me that is?"

"You really mean that well I guess I don't have to worry about my daddy obliterating him then."

"Oh and whys that Screwy?"

"Well, I’ll sick dad on you if you say no."

"Um, what do you mean?" I asked now a little worried for my life. Oh god please do let me be the guy she likes.

"You’re the guy I like mark and the way you talk about me early I was so happy and I hope you feel the same as I do. Beside it's a good thing dad isn't right now but my mom is. Either way you'll get it if I go home crying you know if you say no."

God why do you hate me or did I do something to piss you off. Or do you just think it's funny to screw with my life! "So I’m the guy and that's playing dirty you know I’m terrified of your mom next to her your dad is on a kid's level in terrifying me. But look I don't think that is having a relationship would work."

Screwball pov

"But why not we get along so well we'd make the ideal couple wouldn't we? I mean you like me too right?" I can fell tears starting to from my eyes why is he doing this to me?

"Please don't cry it's just I don't think ponies would never acknowledge a relationship like that especially your dad. I'd love to be your boyfriend but it just not in cards. Beside I I’m positive theirs a good stallion out there for you and I don't want to hurt are friendship."

"No..."

"What?"

"I said no I don't want a pathetic stallion I want you to be my boyfriend! I don't get it is there another mare or did you not really mean what you said before?!"

" Screwy please I don't have another mare I like. It's just I don't think we can be together." After he said that I tackled to the ground.

"Screwy please calm down and le...."

I was stopped him by rapped my arms around me and roughly pushing my lips into his. I tried to get my tongue into his mouth but he managed to get his lips away

"Stop resisting mark!"

"No! Why are you doing this?!"

"Because I Will not lose you! I will not lose the stallion I love!"

I lay there on the floor with him on under of me.

“Screwy please let go this isn’t right and you know it . I'm sorry but I can't what you’re asking for the impossible for me to do. I do love you just not in that way I’m sorry.''

"Then I'll make you love me like that?! I yelled I know I can make him love me think what can I do to make him love me?" Wait I know what I can do it's desperate but it may just work. I grabbed his right hand and forced him to grab my right breast

"What are you doing screwball are you mad?!"

"Mark my sweet sweet mark you don't get it do you?” your mine I said as I pushed his hand even harder and on his right hand breast “I’m yours mark don’t you see that. I'm all yours’s you can do anything to me. I won't stop you as long as it's you I don't care. So why are you being so stubborn mark?"

Mark pov

"Well for one your threatening me and two I know you’re using you magic to help hold me down. I calmly talked to her hoping it will calm her down. You know I have to ask why me why not someone else."

"Why you ask well we've been best friends for a few months and you don't treat me like I’m insane or a freak. Look I don't want much just a date or maybe a walk in the park just please don't say no."

"Ok screwy how about this I’ll take you on a date tonight then we can see how ponies will react to us as a posable couple ok?"

"You mean it we can go on a date?"

"Yes, I mean it. I’ll come get you at seven ok?"

"Yes! that’s perfect see you then."

Oh god, what have I done? "Well better get prepared and get ready to fight if need be."

Two Hours later outside discords castle. Dressed in a nice dark blue t-shirt and blue jeans with a light black jacket.

Well here we go I knock on the door and waited. A loud I'm coming came from inside of the castle. The door open and out stepped screwball in a black dress With her hair in a bun and in high heels with a bright red lip stick. "Wow you look great screwball."

"Thank you look good to so where are we going?" This is it I can finally have a date with him.

"Was going to take us to sugar cube corner to get dinner then walk around the park."

"That sounds nice mark so let’s go."

After a good five minutes screwball had dragged me to where I knew I could get help. The girls except fluttershy were supposed to be here tonight. I pull my hand back to her annoyance and open the door for her, she thanked me and entered the shop. It as if god himself wanted me to suffer. Their seats are empty. she pulled me over to a setting booth and we sat down."

" So mark how have you been"

" Not too bad but what about you screwball?" Well, I can only hope this night goes by quickly.

(In screwball's mind) I was beginning to get a little angry with him calling me by my full name." Enough of calling me my full name mark."

" Sorry, but no you’re not acting like the screwy I know so your full name will work."

Antagonizing her may be the best way to end this quickly ha-ha I’m a genius.

"Will I guess I see your point mark. So I wait till you can forgive me."

Damn it back fired on me I muttered under my breath. After we sat down Ms. Cake came over to take are orders. screwball got a piece of cake and I got a small bowl of ice cream. " So screwball how has you family been?'' she looked up and I noticed her breast are practically falling out of her dress.

"There doing good dads the same as ever chaotic. Mom is still helping the animals around town."

"That's cool your dad’s chaos is incredibly funny and your mom is and extraordinarily kind as always." Maybe this could work I mean she is a good friend. I heard someone whispering behind screwball.

“Of look, the freak finally found a date. But why him he could do so much better.” They laughed a little

I could feel my blood start to boil so I desisted to say something. I stood up and walked behind screwball and right up to them. They looked up at me and what they said next made me fear for their lives. “Oh come to get a real mare instead of a freak stud.”

“No, and I thank you not to talk to about her like that. She is no freak and even if she was I still pick her over you.” Their faces screwed up in anger.

“What do you mean we’re twice the mare that half breed is!”

“Call her that again and not even celestia herself won’t stop me from getting you.” This seemed too scare them and for a good reason. All equestria know I’m good friends with discord and if I tell him someone hurt screwball he and i go on a rampage. I turn and walked back to my seat and sat down to screwball looking at me with joy in her eyes.

Screwball pov

I could hear the mares behind me talking bad a me I was about to say something but mark beat me to is. He walks behind me and told them not too call me that and celestia couldn’t save them from him. I could feel my heart beat faster hearing this he really doses care about me. “Mark is what you said true you’d pick me over them?”

“Absolutely screwy you’re my best friend after all. But seeing these I this I think is best we leave we can go to my house."

“You may be right mark.” I got up and walked to the door and mark when to pay the bill. After that he walked over and held the door for me. He’s calling me screwy again I guess I’m getting on he’s good side again. “Thank you very much mark.”

Mark pov

We stepped out into the street and started to walk to my house. On the way, there ponys would look at us and whispered.” There starting to get on my nerves and aggravating screwy.

“Don’t let 'em get to ya two.”

I looked beside me and saw a good friend. “Hey, there bloom what are you doing here?”

“I was working the stall today. But what are yall doing all dressed up?”

We’re on a date answered screwball. The look on bloom’s face had a few emotions shock, disbelief and anger? “Bloom what’s wrong you look like you’ve been smacked.” This seemed too snap her out of her shock.

Applebloom pov

“Well I’m just surprised I never thought ya’d start dating mark." Inside applebloom’s mind. How dare she still mark I was going to ask him out. I won’t let this stand I will get ya for myself. That whorse has no right to ya. Outside applebloom’s mind. “Well ya’ll have a good rest of your date.” I was about to walk away but heard screwball speak. But what she said and did made me very anger.

Screwball pov

I Know that look its jealousy and anger. There maybe some fun to be had her and it Looks like I’m not the only one who's taken a liking mark well too bad he’s mine. I wrapped my arm around his and pulled his into my breast “Come on mark let’s get too your house and watch a movie.” I shot him a look of and i a shot a look at applebloom that said I dare you to try and still my mark.

Applebloom saw this and accepted my challenge. She walked over and with a sweet smile grabbed his other arm and wrapped her other arm around hers pulled his other arm into her breast and gave screwball the look i gave her earlier.

Mark pov

Ok these two look like they’re going to fight I need to nip this in the bud. “So I take is that you want to come applebloom?” She smiled up at me and I knew I couldn’t say no to her well let’s get going I shot screwy an apologetic glance she did not look happy.

The three of us started to walk to my house. Well if I can keep these two from killing each other then I may get away from the wrath of the god of chaos and his terrifying wife.