A screwy life

Her first time (clop)

I'll give a warning before the clop starts.

We made it my house and I had to get bloom and screwy to let go of my arms. “Ok, you two what do you want to do?” I pray that after today discord doesn’t kill me for taking screwy on a date. if he does I hope it’s quick and painless.

“I want to play a game on your laptop.”

“I want ta listen to music.”

The said this in unison. They looked at each other and then to me with a look of determination.

“Mark which do you want to do mark movie or game?”

“Ya which one mark.”

I looked at them both and they looked back. “Ok, I’m not going to answer so you too can pick.”

“No, we asked to pick so pick!”

“Look I would but that a loaded question.” This seemed to confuse screwy and make her a little angrier. But bloom saved me by asking a question.

“Uh mark what’s a loaded question?”

“It means no matter how I answer I'll get shot.” She seemed to get it a little more but still looked confused. “Ok, it means that either way I’m in trouble.” That seemed to get the point across and they looked at me.

“Well, I guess we can find something we all can do.”

Screwball pov

Horseapples! I almost had him to myself but she had to pop up. But in with our date oh I'll get her for this. I stopped and thought for a moment and got an idea to show he’s mine. “Hey, mark can you come over here for a second?” He finished talking with applebloom and walked over to me.

“What do you need screwy, is something wrong.” The second he was close enough I grabbed him and pushed our mouths together and keep my eyes on applebloom. I could see her shock and I loved it. I saw mark raise his hand and put them on my shoulders and push me away from him. I looked up to what I thought to be a happy look but what I saw anger and disappointment.

“Screwball I don’t know what your game is but if you can’t act right then you need to leave.”

I could felt myself getting angry when he turned his back on me and started to walk over to the farmer. I shoot her a death glare and teleported out of his house. I teleported in the living of my house and scared my mom’s animals and I hear my dad’s voice. I turn and saw he was sitting on a cloud of cotton candy and he had a concerned look on his face.

“Screwball what’s wrong you look upset?”

“That stupid applebloom stole my mark. We were on a date and she just took him from me.” I saw my dad’s eyes got a fire in them and smoke came out of his ears.

“I'll handle it, sweetie. Tell your mother I'll be back.”

After he disappeared I smiled evilly and when to get ready for when my mark gets here.

Five minutes ago

Applebloom pov

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing mark was being kissed by screwball the daughter of discord. I could not believe it. Mark put his hands on her shoulder and pushed her away. He said something to her and then turned away and started to walk back to me. I looked passed him and saw screwball looking sad and angry. She looked at me and made the finger knife motion. When he was ten steps away from her she teleported away. “Mark what did you say to her?”

Mark pov

“I told her if she couldn’t act right then she should leave. But on to more pleasant topics.” I walked over and picked up my laptop. “So what kind of song do you want to hear?” She thought about it for a moment then spoke.

“Your pick mark.”

I look through my song collection and found one I love. “Ok, I got one hope you like it.” I started to playing Farmer's Daughter

I listened to the song and looked back to see her blushing hard. “Did you like the song bloo…” Before I could finish my front door shoot across the room and slammed into the wall and a very angry discord was on the other side. “Oh, discord did you eat 20 tubs of ice cream again?”

“No, I’m here to talk to applebloom and yourself. Screwball said applebloom was stealing you from her.”

I stayed calm and looked him in the eyes and walked up to him.

“Ok first were not together and I asked her to leave if she couldn’t stop acting up she had to leave and come back when she had calmed down.” He keeps give me his angry up until his shoulder slumped and he looked at me.

“I wish I could say your lying but I know you’re not that kind of man. But she’s my little girl I just want her to be happy. You can make her happy so please just come and talk to her at least.”

I felt pity for him and I knew I had to do something to help him. I looked back to bloom to see she was scared of him. “Hey bloom can you go home I need to deal with this mess so maybe we can finish this later?”

“sure I'll see ya later mark and um don’t die ok.”

‘Ok see you later bloom.” I looked back to discord and he was laying on a pink cloud and drinking chocolate milk and reading a magazine. I felt my eye twitch as I looked at him. “I swear discord if I have to clean your chocolate milk of my carpet again I'll get you turned back to stone.” He looked over to me and had his evil smile.

“My wife would never do that you fool.”

I got a cocky smile and looked at him and he raised his eyebrow. “Ok, but I can get you put in the dog house with her and screwball. Remember happy wife happy life and I can make your life hell if I wanted too.”

“Oh, and how are you going to do that if you can?”

“I could tell screwball I don’t want her near me because of you and she’ll never let you live it down and your wife will never let you into bed again.” I smiled when I saw his face he was about to snap his fingers but I spoke up. “You know if you hurt me screwy will never look at you the same way again. So what do you say to that god of chaos?” He smiled and looked at me and put his lion paw on my shoulder.

“Oh, my boy I really like the way you play but if you want to play that game then let's play sonny ha-ha let's play.”

He snapped his fingers and there was a bright flash all around us. When I looked around I saw I was in discord's castle. "Mark." I looked to my left and saw bloom and screwy. I turned my head back around and I saw discord smiling. “Ok that was weird but why did you bring the three of us here?”

“Ya, dad why did you pull us here I was getting ready for something.”

“Same here I was about ta eat dinner and we were going to have pie for desert too.”

“Well to answer your questions I brought you all here to to make a deal with you all.”

We looked at each other and back to him. “Ok what’s you game discord what do you get out of this?”

“What do I get out of it of oh no. It's what do two of you get out of it?”

“What do you mean two dad?”

“I don't like the look in his eyes ya’ll.”

“Me neither bloom.”

“Here’s what’s going to happen I'll give mark here till heat season to pick one of you to be his marefriend and if he can’t I'll turn him into a mare for the season.”

“Daddy what are you thinking!?”

“Ya discord I thought we were cool man!?”

“Oh we are cool but I like you and me much rather you be my little girl first's coltfriend then some pervert after her body. Plus, I know both of you love him but I hate the idea of my little girl being in a herd so either he picks one or he gets none.”

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing there’s no way he’s really going to do this to us right. “Ok so let me get this straight. You want me to pick which girl I’m going to date and what is heat seasons” Bloom and screwy’s faces blushed as they looked at me.

“Oh that’s right you’ve never seen a heat season before have you? Well, I'll let you in on it young mark. You see in a few days my screwy and applebloom will be going into heat so you have to pick who you’re going to spend it with but if you pick applebloom you’ll have to deal with applejack and big mac. But the same is true for my daughter you have my permission but my wife on the other hand. Well, you’ll see what she can do if you do pick her and you break her heart and well ha-ha she did get me under control.”

I swallowed hard and looked at the two of them. “Well I get where you're coming from and please don’t hate me bloom and screwy but I agree with discord I don’t want to date more than one girl.”

“Then just spent some time with them both and see which you want to date. Well seeing that the heat isn’t that far away you don't have long to pick the possible mother of your child will be young man.”

Before we could say anything he snapped his finger and bloom and screwy vanish and we were now in discords living room. I looked around and saw discord sitting in his chair. “So where is she and what is she going to do to me?” He smiled and pointed to the stairs but as I walked to them be grabbed my shoulder and turned me to look at him.

“I whipped their memories of what happened so it is fair but she is my little girl she unpredictable so be careful when you go to her room. You do know which door is her room right mark?”

“No, she’s always come to my house the only time I’ve been here was to help to do some yard work.”

“Ok, then go up the stairs and it’s the three door on the left.”

“Thanks, discord and I'll try not to die ok.” I walked up the stairs but I wish I could have heard what he said next.

“Oh my boy you won’t die but you’ll have to deal a young mare about to hit her first heat. So if you want to live then you better give her what she wants and if you hurt her I'll kill you.”

I walk up the stair and up to the third door and knocked on it.

“Who’s there?”

“Hey screwy its mark can I come in and talk to you?” I hear some noises coming from inside her room and I saw screwy’s golden aura on the doorknob and it opened and I walked in. The door closed and I heard it lock with a click. ‘Um, why did you lock the door screwy?” I turn and looked at her but what I saw nearly made my member shoot out of my jeans. Screwball was laying on her bed in a black lingerie with long black socks and panties with a heart in the middle. Her breast were pushed up to show off the size. “Wow screwy you look gorgeous in that and all but I don’t think we should do what you think we’re going to do.” I should not have said that because before I knew it she had used her magic to pull me to the bed and pulled me onto it. She was on top of me in a second with her breast in my face.

“Oh, it’s going to happen either way mark.”

I put my hands on her sides and flipped us over to me being on top and I grabbed her hands and put them above her head. I looked at her face and I could see the huge blush on her face.

“Wow mark so you’re the type that likes to be in control and I think I like this side of you.”

I realized what I was doing and I let her go and I moved to the side of the bed. I took my shirt off and throw it to her. “Please put that on so I can look at you.” The bed moved and her arms wrapped around my neck and she pushed her chest into my back and I could tell her nipples were hard.

“No, I want you to see me like this mark and well this will help me with something that will hurt later on.”

My mind stopped after I heard that heat can hurt her. “Wait your heat can hurt you screwy how does that work?” She looked surprised I knew what she was talking about but she smiled.

“Mom said it’s like a burning fire and you can have horrible cramps and pains. She also told me if you wanted a foal that is the best chance to get one is when you’re in heat.”

I looked into her eyes out of the corner of my eye and saw she was telling the truth. But the bloom flashed through my head. “Wait doesn’t that mean bloom will have to go through the same pain too.” After I said that she tightens to almost too much for me to breath. “Screwy let up your starting to choke me.”

“Why? I’m right here offering you myself but she’s on your mind why?”

She asked in a low growl. I want to live so I better tell her the truth. “Well, you and her are my best friends why wouldn’t I worry about her screwy?” She loosened her grip and I could breath easier. She laid her head on my shoulder and she started to talk.

“Is really all you were worried about?”

her arms started to loosen even more. “Ya I love you two of you why wouldn’t I worry about her?” she moved her arms to be around my chest and hugged me tightly. I put my hand on hers and she let out a breath and she let go and I felt the bed shift. I looked back to see her putting on my shirt then laying on her side and looking up at me. I looked into her eyes and she looked into my eyes. She patted the side of the bed I was sitting on and I thought about it and I didn’t see the harm so I laid down beside her. She looked to be thinking about something and making that cute thinking face she does. When she thinking hard like this she’ll puff up her cheeks and they blush as red as a rose. Once she finished thinking she looked to me and put on her puppy dog face. “What do you want screwy you only give me that face when you want something.”

“Mark do you want foals?”

That throw me throw me through a loop and I just looked at her. ‘W-well I mean I’ve thought about it but maybe one day. But why are you asking me that screwy and if it’s what I think it is your parents would kill me you know.” Discord said he wiped their memories so is this really what she wants?

“Maybe not I mean mom and dad said the best day of their life was the day I was born. Plus, I kind of want one too.”

As she talked she moved closer till she laid her head on my chest. But now that I think about it screwy has always been there for me scenes the first day I came to this world. But bloom was one of the ones that wanted to to be thrown out of town until she got to know me. But her family doesn’t want her near me and a mad apple family it not what I want to deal with and I don’t love applebloom like that. But screwy she’s my closest friend and I do love her a lot but is my love that of lasting loving or is it only an of moment lust for her? In the midst oh my thinking she had started to sit up but and for once I was the one to make the move. I put my hand behind her head and pushed her lips into my lips. She surprised at first but soon pushed herself onto my kiss and I wrapped my arms around her back. I felt her mouth open and I knew what she wanted so I opened my mouth and our tongues fought for dominance. I seemed to be winning but she gave as good as she got. But all too soon she pulled away and sat on the bed and looked down to me panting with a lustful look in her eyes.

Warning clop

“Ok you’re putting a foal in me when I’m in my heat but as for this moment get those jeans of now and blow your mare.”

I sat up and pushed her down but thought came to the front of my mind. “Wait what about your parents their downstairs right if your dad hears us he’ll kill me.” She got an irritated look on her face and I saw her hands light up with her magic and it covered the room and then disappeared.

“There the rooms sound proofed now get these jeans off and rut AHH. “

Before she could finish I grabbed her right breast and squeeze her nipple between my thumb and index finger and pulled it a little. I slide my other hand under the shirt and lingerie panties and I started to rub her outer folds and playing with her clit with my thumb. After a few minutes of this I pushed my fingers into her but after a few inches, I felt her hymen so instead of breaking it like this I started to move my finger in and out of her. After a moment I pushed another finger in and pick up the pace. As soon as I did that she grabbed her covers and screamed and I felt fluids cover my hand. I looked and saw she was on cloud nine. I pulled out and away from her and as I did she started to wiper as my hands left her body. She looked to me as I started to get up I and move off the bed.

“W-what are you doing mark. You’re not leaving me like this are you please don’t.”

I got my jeans off and I was hard as a rock I was a good ten inches too. I turned back and she was staring straight at my erection and she had a nervous look on her face. “Don’t worry I made you cum first so it goes in a little easier it to slide in. But take it slowly but it’s going to hurt when it hits your hymen so get ready for that. I’ve heard that if you break it quickly it doesn’t hurt as much. So are you ready for the main event screwy?”

“Ya, I’m just a little nervous about my first time ya know.”

I walked over to the bed and took off my boxers. “Ok here’s how were going to do this I’m going to lay on my back so you can control the pace to make it easier for yourself. “I laid on my back and my erection was in the air. She crawled over to me and climbed sitting on top of me and looked down to me and my erection. I placed my hands on her flanks and ripped her panties off and grabbed my erection and put it to her entrance then put my hand back on her flank.

‘Did you really have to rip off my panties?”

“Yes, and it makes it more existing ya know but back to the matter at hand when you’re ready just get the tip in and then slam down ok?” She nodded and started to push down on my member. As she did I slowly pushed up to help after a few second my head slipped in and she stopped dead and closed her eyes. She was tight and she was socking my crouch in her fluids. I could see she was in a little pain from just having the head in her. “Are you ok screwy do you want me to pull it out?” Her eyes shot open with a look of determination and she leaned down and put her hands on my shoulders and pushed herself all the way down breaking through her hymen and stopping dead when I hit her cervix. She was shaking and but she was still looking at me. She started to speak but her voice was shaky and I could feel her heart beating a mile a minute.

“N-now I’m yours mark and your m-mine so we won’t don’t stop till were both satisfied got that?”

to answer her I pushed her up and pull her back down. She let out a pained moan and pushed a little harder into me as I repeated this again as we continued she started to move on her own. After a few minutes she was bouncing on top of me I move one of my hands off her hips and I used it to start playing with her clit. She started to scream and slam herself on me and she started to tighten up around my member.

”M-mark I’m getting close again please do it harder.”

I did as she asked and I saw her breast in front my face. I leaned up and started to suck hard on her left breast. She let out one last scream and orgasmed again and fell on top my me making her breast fall out of my mouth and she was breathing heavily. She has gripped my member almost painfully tight and I hit my peck not a second after her and my load was spread inside her covering her inner walls. After my load finished I reach down to pull her off me but she grabbed my hands and lifted her head up to look at me.

“Leave it in me for a little while ok?”

“Sure anything for my mare.”

End clop

I pulled the cover over us and we stayed like till we fell asleep I wake up a few hours later to something moving beside me. I opened my eyes to see screwy hugging my chest. I smiled at her and wrapped my arms around her and pulled her onto my chest and she started to wake up. An idea popped into my head and I pulled her up and locked lips with her. This also pulled me free from her love tonal. She woke up and wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled herself deeper into the kiss. We tongue battled for a minute or two the separated and rubbed our noses together and she laid her head back down on my shoulder and smiled.

“I'm so happy that I’ve finally got you mark now I have someone of my own to love and hold. Plus, In a few days, you’ll be the father of our future foal’s and one day maybe we can do like my mom and dad and maybe get married?”

“You know that sounds nice but there something we have to deal with before we move on with this.” She pulled her head up and put her arms on my chest and laid her head on them and looked at me.

“Ya your right we’ll have to tell my mom and dad were a thing and we’ll have to go shopping for baby clothes and a too crib.”

She stopped and made her thinking face and then she looked at me with her biggest puppy dog eyes. "What do you want this time Sexy?" she blushed and looked at my chest.

“Um hey, do you think I could move in with you so we can buck when my heat hits me full for force.”

“Well I don’t see a problem with that but there is still a problem.”

“What’s that mark?”

“Look I know you’re not going to be happy but we both know bloom likes me so we need to let for now were together.” She did not look pleased but not unhappy.

“Uh, I see your point but you know her family doesn’t like you or me so how are we going to tell her and not get a mad applejack or big mac at our door?”

I thought about it and she was right, either way, one of them is going to be at my door. So I need to think of a way to let her down easy and not get killed by angry siblings. “I know what you mean but I want to make this clear if one or both comes with or without me you get away from my house or where ever we are and get you flank to your parents ok.” She didn’t look happy and pushed her face into my face.

“And, what leave you to get beaten to death by them no way! What do I do if I’m pregnant with our foal!?”

“Do like I told you and get here and tell your dad someone’s after you and the foal I’m sure he’ll protect you and it. Look that’s the worst case scenario and the best case she’ll get pass it and we can live in peace.” She seemed to think about that and respected the answer I gave her.

“I see what you mean but does this mean that you want a foal?”

“Well, I guess I do I mean back on earth I want to have a family one day so maybe it’s time I had one.” She smiled and started to get up and the cover fell off and showed the lingerie and walked to the restroom and walked in. I got up as well and put my boxers and jeans back on. I couldn’t find my shirt but I didn’t have to look long. Screwy walked out of the bathroom wearing it and a mini skirt and her rear was only covered by her tail. She looked at me and smiled at me. I gave her a deadpan look and held out my hand. “Give me my shirt back screwy I can’t walk us home without it.”

“Oh come it’s so nice and you can wear one of my shirts if you want.” She gave me a sly smile but I didn't want to l didn't want to play this game.

“First you know they won’t fit me and two your mom and dad would kill me if I walk down there with without shirt they’ll know we did something up here.” She did her cute pouting face end pulled the shirt off. She had on a black lace bra on and she throws me my shirt.

“Ya know you can be a real killjoy mark.”

I smiled and put the shirt on and as she was putting a shirt on I smacked her ass she epped. She shot me an annoyed look and smacked my arm. “Sorry but with a sexy ass like that I couldn’t help myself.” She blushed and looked at herself and back to me.

“You think I’m sexy?”

“Yes, I do but let’s get going and hopefully not get killed.”

“Right well let's get going then but if she tries anything I will destroy her ok.”

“Just no blood ok?” she laughed and looked at me.

“Fine let’s going mark.”

She grabbed my hand and pulled me to her door and opened it to see Fluttershy about to knock on the door.

“Oh hey, mom what can we do for you?”

“Well, I was going to ask if mark was staying for dinner or is he taking you out again?”

They looked to me so I had to say something to them. “I was going home but I take screwy to get something to eat if she want’s is that ok?”

"I’m fine with it just don’t let her get hurt and don’t stay out too long after dark ok you two?”

“Yes, ma I'll make sure she’s inside before dark.” She smiled and moved to one side and let screwy pull me down the hallway and the stairs and out the front door. As we walked down the path to ponyville we meet the one pony I really didn’t want to see applejack. She saw me and screwy and smiled?”

“Howdy, ya’ll what are ya two up to?”

“Mark is taking me out to dinner and after that were going to go hang out at his house.”

I saw the sides of her smile crack a little bit. She's faking the smile but why?

“Well that sounds mighty nice but can I talk to you for a second mark?”

Why is she being so nice I mean she is nice to me but hates to see me near her sister or her farm. “Um sure screwy I'll be back in a minute ok?”

“Ok but don’t take too long mark I'll just be down the road.”

I turned but to applejack who still had her smile and walked up to her just out of arms reach. “So what’s up with the fake usually when you see me you have a disgusted look why are you playing nice?” her smile dropped and she looked at me with a serious face.

“Look I know my family and ya don’t have the best past but I want to say I’m sorry for that. My sister thinks you’re a good guy and I wish she was lying but she ain’t so on my family’s behalf I’d like to say I’m sorry.”

I just looked at her and she smiled and looked back to me. “Uh, do you want the truth applejack?”

She dropped her smile as she looked at me. “I can tell if your lying so yes I’d like the truth mark.”

“I don’t like you or your brother for trying to run me out of town when I did nothing wrong. But I see why you did it your town is peaceful and I would have done the same. So I thank you for your apology but I don’t want to have more to do with you than I already do.” she seemed to be a little sad by my words but it didn't stop there.

“I understand but there something else I need to tell ya.”

I had a good idea at what she need to tell me and I would deal with it later. “What would that be applejack.” Her face to on a protective look and she looked me in the eyes for the first time.

“My sister’s taken a liking to ya in a more than friends way and I want ya to come to the farm so my family can meet ya and see if ya’ll are right for her.”

I just stood there with even look on my face as our eyes locked on each other. I let out a breath and look down the road and back to her. “Sorry but no I already have a mare so I can’t do that I will let her down easy but I will not date her and with that, I bid you a good day applejack.”

“Wait! Stop right there I ain’t done with ya yet!”

“I said good day now please let me return to my mare.” She did yell again but I ignored her and walked down the road and saw screwy talking to her friend dinky. I walked up behind screwy and wrapped my arms around her waist and she jumped upped when I did it. She saw my hands and calmed down and put her hands on top of mine.

“Wow, screwball you finally got him nice work.”

“Thanks, dinky and tell the girls we can hang out next week ok?”

“Sure see you, two lovers, later.”

“See ya dinks.”

“Later”

“So where do you want to go for dinner screwy?”

“I don’t know how about that nice pizza place near the train station plus it’s close to your house.”

I let her waist go and grabbed her hand and we started to walk to the pizza place. “Alright, we’ll do that. So what kind of pizza do you want screwy?” Well talked like this until we reached the restaurant but screwy stopped when she saw two young stallions standing outside the restaurant. she tightens her grip on my hand as they looked our way with the smug smiles of rich kids. The brown with black and gold hair started to walk are way I pushed her behind me and stared him down. like screwy and most ponies around town, I'm taller than him so I had to look down to him when he was in front of us.

"Well well looks like discord jr got herself a bodyguard."

I look down to him and he backed off a little and I smiled at that. "Sorry to disappoint but I'm her coltfriend and unless you want me to knock your teeth out I suggest you call her by her name got that."

"Who do you think you're talking to your just some monkey. Plus, She's only dating you because she can't get a real stallion and I can call that whorse what I wan.."

Be for he could finish I pulled my arm back and punched him square in the face and knocked him out. I looked to the other stallion and he was scared when I looked at him. "Hey come get your friend and don't start lying about what happen here because screwy can use her magic and saw what happened here right?"

"Yes, I can mark and thanks."

I looked back to see him dragging his friend away. "I really hope they learn their lesson but if they don't I can beat them again right screwy?" Her answer came in the form of a big kiss.

"Mark?"

I looked behind us and saw applebloom and she was holding a heart shaped card. "Well, this is going to be a very interesting talk."