Manehatten is at peace, its people slowly trotting across the streets, but then the sky bursts, and all gazes are directed to it! What new dastardly villain is this? Why, it's none other than Coca-Colan: A soft drink intent on taking over the world with his sugared sweets!

Only the best soft drink of them all can save the day: Pepsi Maaaaaaaaan! (But I prefer Sun- *-ZZZZZZZT-*) YES! The BEST soft drink! Only he can stop the dastardly Coca-Colan from replacing all the water in the world with his beverage! (But, you know, it's not like Pepsi is innocent from- *-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*-) PURELY DIABOLICAL!

By the will of the nineties, I have the powerrrrrrrr!