Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville

Ponyville, seems normal enough. All friendship and stuff. But now, battles are appearing everywhere. They always say the most powerful weapon is your tounge! Well thats EXACTALLY what they use! They face off in....

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONYVILLE!!!!!

The mayor of ponyville steps up onto the stage with almost every pony attending.

"Mares and Colts! Today is our first ever EPIC RAP BATTLE OF PONYVILLE!!" The crowd roared with cheers as they all wanted to see who would be facing off who.

"TONIGHT WE HAVE...

VS

"BEGIN!"

Twilight

I'm Twilight sparkle,

I read alot of books,

I can do real magic,

And I have good looks!

You couldn't cast a spell, your out of practice,

I'll win this battle easy like paying off taxes!

Fact is: You're a fraud,

You're nothing but a joke!

You couldn't even open a simple can of coke!

I'll teleport to places and I'll start a petition,

Because we all know that you're not a magician!

Trixe

Oh dear lookie here, it's boring ol Twilight,

I don't see anyone here worth to fight,

You say you're the best but is that really true?

Cause the one who slept with Big Mac was infact YOU!

I'm queen of magic,

And leader of the arts!

You're just a filler who thinks she has smarts!

You may have some tricks but you're in for a shock,

When I take you down, with a magical clock!

Twilight

STOP!

I protest to that pathetic rap!

It takes one book for me to buck your @$$!

Cause I'm magic!

I'M TWILIGHT!

I'm a lovable mare!

So back away now,

Or battle if you dare!

Trixie

HAH! What was that? Just a bad rip off!

I'm sure to win and the whole crowd will scoff!

You hearing this? Cause you're in bad shape,

But I'm feeling glorious, especially with my cape.

I must admit, I can't belive you tried.

If you carried on I might've died!

From laughing that is cause you're just so weak!

Looks like a fairy had a little leak!

I've been casting spells since I started this song!

Because everything you do is just plain WRONG!

"WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!!"