Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONYVILLE!!!!

VS

BEGIN

Pinkie Pie

I'm little Pinkie Pie but I'm not a filly,

Battling me is just plain silly!

You fly around as if you own the place,

I'll throw mud pies right into your face!

You think your fast,

Well thats a thing of the past,

Cause I got a party cannon,

AND IT'S READY TO BLAST!

Rainbow Dash

Jeez calm down you seem to be stressed,

Not surprising if thats your best,

I'm queen of the sky, and fan of the wonderbolts,

You only attract cakes but repel the colts,

I'll fly around in circles making you dizzy,

Cause it seems your busy being topped up with fizzy,

I fly with my wings and you in a balloon,

But i'm the only one who does a SONIC RAINBOOM!

Pinkie Pie

Whos cares, you can fly,

But you could die,

Even if you do, I'll still be baking cakes,

I'll sabotage you're races by putting in rakes!

You think you're all that but tell me this,

Who was the last colt YOU ever kissed?

You're gonna carry on, cause you never want to loose,

So either stop or go, you're the one to choose!

Rainbow Dash

Pfft, thats it? What a rubbish rhyme,

But now i'm afraid your out of time,

Cause I'll use my tecniques and I'll throw you down,

You may always smile but now your gonna frown,

You are a poofy, while I'm a rainbow mane,

But you lost from the start cause YOU.ARE.INSANE!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!!!!