Epic Rap Battles of Ponyville

The mayor of Ponyville stepped onto the stage for a new announcement "Mares and colts of Ponyville! Tonight we have out first challenger from another dimension! We can have anyone battle one of us now! So lets start!!!"

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONYVILLE!!!!

VS

BEGIN!

Rarity

I'll start of easy, best not make a mess.

If I knew you were coming I'd make you a dress,

OF SHAME!

Thats right, little do you know,

My very own eyes will make your mind blown,

An apple a day should keep a doctor away,

So I better get a bunch and cause you great dismay!

Dr Mario

It'sa me Mario, please get on the stand,

I'll teach you about pain with the back of my hand,

Look at the spot of where you have sat,

You look unhealthy or maby your just FAT,

I went there deary, sorry but it's true,

I guess these facts are too much for you,

You need a new checkup, maby once a week?

I'll have to clamp your mouth shut so you can't speak!

The very point of this is to make you well.

Well thats not happening cause you're going to HELL!

Rarity

HOW DARE YOU! YOU DARE CALL ME FAT?

I'll teach you YA LITTLE T£@T!!!

I'll make a new shirt, from your very own skin,

Yet you wouldn't mind cause thats what you're asking!

I'm a calm mare, I'm sure you can tell,

But you are a doctor so thats why you smell.

I'm posh and I'm pretty and theres nothing else to say,

I should get back to work so please go away!

Dr Mario

NOT so fast little one as you can see,

there's no way that you can beat me!

I destroy germs as if they were a stain,

I'll show you a whole new meaning of pain!

I'm sure you will protest but I'm a good fellow,

Especially when I take out a giant MARSHMELLOW!

Battling me is just not worth it,

Cause after this you're the one to be hit!

WHO WON?

WHOS NEXT???

YOU DECIDE!!!

Author Note: This may be the first and last author note that I'll ever write but I'm just going to say that these first 3 rap battle groupings were picked by my friend Tardis34 (His You-Tube and Devianart name) but now it's up to YOU guys to pick! Who's going against who? Well, it's your choice! (Of course I'll wait for a little bit, after a few posts I'll get my buddy to pick one at random for me!) ;)