A human male finds himself in a strange land, obviously none other than Equestria. Being the only male alive in the entire world, he's going to have to confront the idea that if he ever wants to get laid again, it's going to have to be with another species. Especially since every creature will be vying for him.

Maybe it won't be that . . . hard?

The story will be a bit on the slower side, so expect A LOT of chapters. Any existing male characters will be rule 63'd.

Shameful clopfic with plenty of romance sex both.
Mature for sex, drugs, vulgarity, violence, gore, and more sex, all the typical stuff.