In the woods surrounding Ponyville General hospital, a pony flew low over the treeline in the night sky. Not an unusual feat in a world inhabited by pegasi or unicorn magic. But this was not a unicorn, nor a pegasus pony. This was Screwball.
Screwball had the appearance of an earth pony. Her coat was a pale magenta and her mane was a curly, pale violet with white highlights. Atop her head she wore an orange and yellow beanie with a green propeller. The magenta mare's cutie mark was a screw and a baseball.
Her eyes were different from other ponies. Instead of a normal iris and a pupil, within the whites of each of Screwball's eyes there was a solid violet iris, with a magenta spiral.
Screwball was not born through natural mammalian reproduction. While she didn't have a mother, the magenta mare did have a father.
She was the creation of a disharmonious God. In the brief time when he was freed from his prison, Discord, the God of Chaos, changed and distorted all of Ponyville. Not content with mere manipulation, Discord created Screwball. She was to be his herald of anarchy; a propeller-beanied avatar of madness.
Screwball had been given diverse gifts; the kinds of abilities most ponies could not hope to comprehend. Among her talents, she could fly and manipulate reality. The magenta mare inherited many of her creator's powers, only on a much smaller scale.
When Discord was sealed back in his stoney prison, the things he manipulated reverted back to their original states. In a surprising twist of fate, when the God of Chaos became imprisoned again, his creation did not disappear. The avatar of madness was free to roam Equestria.
Without her father to guide her, Screwball became like a ship without a rudder. She wandered Ponyville, staying out of sight of its citizens; watching them from afar.
Screwball was drawn to madness, which is what led her to Ponyville General. The presence of two unhinged minds emanated from within the hospital.
Screw Loose was sleeping in her cell. Her muzzle and straight jacket were firmly in place. She lay by the wall adjacent to Shocker's cell.
It had been months since she had seen her coltfriend. The last time they had sex was right after Shocker joined her in madness. He had killed his former friend, the other guard, to protect her. That act earned him his own straight jacket and a place in the cell next to hers.
Since her activities with the two guards had come to light, security for all mental patients had been heightened. Even without the straight jacket to slow her down, Screw Loose had no chance of escaping or seeing Shocker again. They could bark at each other, but they could not be together. It was torture for both of them.
Screw Loose and Shocker were in love. In permanent isolation, they surely would have forgotten each other, had it not been for their nightly howling sessions.
Screwball passed through the ceiling to enter the blue mare's cell. A faint light emanating from the floating mare awakened Screw Loose.
"Hey there," Screwball said, "Wanna' play a game?"
Seeing a pony hovering in front of her alarmed the blue mare. Screw Loose barked loudly, panicking.
Shocker was fast asleep in the neighboring cell. The former night guard had been driven mad by guilt and rage. Since being committed to his own rubber room, the stallion had begun to forget the companionship of ponies. His former life was nothing but a distant memory.
When Shocker heard his marefriend's cries, he also became alarmed and started barking.
Screwball covered her ears with her hooves.
"While I normally enjoy a chaotic din," the magenta mare said, "You two are going to have to be quieter."
Screwball clapped her fore-hooves together. Using her chaos magic, she transported Shocker from where he was to Screw Loose's cell.
The gray stallion stopped barking and became confused. He tried to figure out where he was. When Shocker and Screw Loose saw each other, their hearts soared. Wasting no time, they scooted up to each other and tried touching their tongues together through their muzzles.
"You poor dears," Screwball said, compassionately, "Let's get rid of those jackets and muzzles." With a clap of her hooves, the muzzles and straight jackets disappeared.
"This world would be a much better place without restraints, rules, or inhibitions," Screwball said as she watched the two ponies celebrate their new found freedom of movement.
Shocker chased Screw Loose around the cell. The rubber floors gave them both an extra spring in their step. It had been months since either of them had been able to run. Their tails wagged and they panted happily as they played with each other.
Shocker wanted to express his love for his marefriend. Cutting a corner, the stallion managed to catch up to the blue mare. He tackled her to the ground. Screw Loose lay on her back. Her heart beat fast. She stared into Shocker's eyes. They had both wanted this for months.
The stallion leaned closer and began slobbering her with wet kisses. Their tongues flopped around in their mouths as their sloppy affections covered both their chins in drool.
Shocker was sporting a massive erection that ached for his marefriend's touch. He turned himself around 180 degrees so that he was facing her moist marehood.
While this was going on, Screwball caused a bag of popcorn to appear. The magical mare hovered in the air as she watched the show get under way.
Screw Loose started by licking her lover's cock head. Her tongue cradled the topside of his member. It felt so warm. The mare was dripping with anticipation.
As Shocker leaned in over the mare's blue snatch, he found her erect clit. He put his mouth over the sensitive area and ran his tongue around the nub in tight circles.
The gray stallion lowered his haunches, allowing his hot shaft to dip further down his marefriend's throat. Screw Loose took it happily, slurping on it like an all-day sucker.
It had been months since either pony had felt the gentle caress of their lover. They worked together, caring for each others needs.
As the two ponies continued their lovemaking session, several drops of femme lube fell from the floating mare's magenta snatch. Watching the exhibition had made her horny.
"Well, if you can't beat 'em," Screwball said, "beat off!"
Reaching her hoof further down into her popcorn bag than its size would normally allow, Screwball pulled out a regulation-sized baseball bat. Emblazoned on the side of the bat in flourishing letters was the label, 'Ponyville Slugger.'
Two baseballs were connected to the handle end of the bat to complete the phallic facsimile.
"As a bonus, the popcorn oil makes the surface nice and slick," the mare said as she licked suggestively at the tip of the bat.
Still floating in the air, Screwball levitated the bat in front of her dripping snatch. The two pendulous baseballs moved like the genuine article. They swung back and forth as the bat lined up the right angle.
The magenta mare took several deep breathes and practiced opening her vagina lips as wide as possible.
"Alright, I'm ready," she said, nervously, "Send a fast ball across my home plate!"
The bat zoomed ahead. Its tip pressed against Screwball's pitcher's mound.
The mare grit her teeth. Her heart was pounding in her chest.
"I can make it fit," she said, straining.
Wiggling her hips left to right in small increments, Screwball was able to insert the wide tip of the bat inside her stretched marehood. This feat caused her propeller beanie to spin fast. She let out a loud, long scream as equal mixes of pleasure and pain shot through her body. The floating mare took a moment to rest and admire her accomplishment.
"Okay," Screwball said, gasping for breath, "Let's see a real seventh inning stretch!"
She pushed the bat in as far as it would go. The mare's vagina was brought to its breaking point. Her cooch formed an airtight seal around her ungodly wooden dildo. The bat eventually bottomed out inside of her with five-sixths of the wood shaft still sticking out.
"Oooh daddy," Screwball said, as she pictured Discord screwing her, "You're so big. It feels so good..."
The magenta mare kept her eyes closed as the bat retracted itself before slamming back into her. Screwball hugged herself as she imagined her father holding her close.
Tears fell down her face as the bat threatened to tear her in two with every thrust.
"Daddy, you're too big! You're hurting me!" Screwball cried, before sounding very horny, "I love it! Don't stop!"
She used her fore-hooves to tease her clit. She could feel her orgasm building.
"I'm cumming, daddy!" Screwball screamed, "I'm cumming!"
Chocolate milk sprayed out of her vagina and coated the bat with its dairy goodness. Her lactose jizz ran down the length of the wooden dildo before dripping off of its baseballs and landing on the rubber floor. Each drop made a tiny explosion when it connected with the ground.
"Milk," Screwball said, panting, "It does a body good."
The magenta mare pulled the bat out of her vagina. Her gaping cooch was big enough to stuff her hoof inside. She held the milk-covered bat up to her face.
"Oooh, daddy," she squealed, "Cum on me! Cum on me!"
Screwball ran her fore-hooves up and down the wooden shaft. The bat twitched as it ejaculated caramelized popcorn onto the floating mare. Most of it fell to the ground, but Screwball opened her mouth to catch as much of it as she could.
"Mmmm," she said, chewing happily, "So delicious..."
Once the last kernels were gone, the bat and balls disappeared. Screwball floated lazily towards the ground. She was still basking in the afterglow as she played with her sagging pussy. She inserted her hoof, and wiggled it around.
"Buy me a penis and Cracker Jack's..," Screwball said, wistfully.
The mare continued hoofing her magenta pussy as she watched the couple preparing to reach their climax. Shocker's balls rested on Screw Loose's chin as she swallowed the length of his meat.
The stallion pressed his mouth over his love's lower lips and flicked his tongue in and out. He licked along the edges of her vagina walls.
Shocker lifted his head from the blue pussy and howled. The stallion came, shooting his load down his marefriend's throat. Screw Loose was so happy. It had been months since she had been treated to Shocker's seed. She greedily drank every drop. The stallion stood their, reveling in his orgasm. The high of ejaculating could not compare to the elation he felt upon being reunited with Screw Loose.
The blue mare's sucking helped keep the stallion's member hard after his orgasm. Shocker planned to use this to his advantage, as he still needed to make his marefriend come. With the blue mare still on her back, Shocker pulled his member from her mouth.
The gray stallion looked over his love with pure affection. Both of their sexes were adequately wet, allowing for easy penetration.
Shocker thrust his member inside a few times before Screw Loose finally came. The mare let out a howl as her body tingled with pleasure. Screw Loose barked happily as she sprayed her clit spit on shocker's cock. Screw Loose lay there in a state of bliss. She looked over at the magenta mare and flashed her a smile. The blue mare beamed with joy at the mysterious new visitor who had brought the two star-crossed lovers back together.
Trying for a second orgasm, the stallion pounded her blue pussy relentlessly. He was panting heavily, drool flying everywhere with each thrust.
Shocker's panting soon became interspersed with excited barks. He was going to cum again. Howling again, Shocker blew his second load of the night inside Screw Loose's cooch.
Thoroughly exhausted, Shocker pulled out and collapsed next to his marefriend. Stallion cum dribbled out the mare's well-screwed vagina. As they lay beside each other, the stallion affectionately licked Screw Loose's face. She returned the lick and leaned closer, nuzzling her head against Shocker's neck. As the two ponies cuddled, the last few drops of sperm fell out of Screw Loose's pussy.
"You two are fun," Screwball said as she levitated the two ponies, "Much more interesting than boring, sane ponies."
Shocker and Screw Loose were nervous. They'd never flown before, but their magenta friend seemed to have their best interests at heart, so the two ponies didn't resist.
Screwball lifted herself and the other two ponies up through the roof and above the hospital. Shocker and Screw Loose were ecstatic. Their eyes were wide as they looked down and all around. There were no walls. No windows or doors. They could go anywhere. Together. They were free.
Screwball grinned as she saw the smiling, panting faces of the happy couple. The magenta mare flew away from the hospital suspending the other two ponies in the air with her magic.
"It's been said that madness is like gravity. All you need is a little push," Screwball said to her new friends, "If madness can accurately be compared to gravity, then I'm the Gali-neigh-o of insanity."
The three ponies flew on through the night, with Screwball leading the way. Her swirly, violet eyes were focused with a steely resolve.
"Let's go spread a little madness," the magenta mare said, with a smile.
TS2: Part 2 On Cloud Nine
Screwball flew their party higher up into the night sky. Typically only pegasi could walk on clouds, but Screwball had just made a baseball bat ejaculate Cracker Jack's all over her; so needless to say, she felt confident in her abilities to keep them from falling down.
Finding a nice fluffy cloud, the three lay down for the night. The rush of excitement upon being reunited, coupled with their escape, had left Shocker and Screw Loose too excited to sleep. Once they lay beside each other on the cloud though, their exhaustion began to catch up with them.
Screw Loose snuggled up next to her stallion. She put a hoof across his chest and hugged him tight. Shocker affectionately licked his marefriend's nose. The two ponies soon drifted off into a blissful sleep.
Screwball, on the other hand, didn't need to sleep. She had heard ponies talk before about how amazing dreams were, so in the spirit of experimentation the magenta mare tried it one night. She was not impressed.
For Screwball, her waking hours were so bizarre and unpredictable, that her dream state seemed boring and mundane by comparison.
The magical mare watched as the two lovers slept. This would be the first night the two would spend at each others side. It was a special night.
Screwball gazed up at the starry skies and let out a deep sigh.
Gnawing at the back of her unhinged mind was her obligation to make her father proud. She was the avatar of madness! It was up to her to spread lunacy to the hearts of ponies.
The only problem was, Screwball didn't want to hurt anypony. The problem with madness is that not everypony comes out the other side better for it. Most mad ponies regret the loss of their sanity and slip into depression.
There were exceptions, of course. After Shocker gave in to insanity, he could never remember being happier. Becoming barking mad was much more preferable to remaining sane and living with the guilt in his life.
"Is that what I need to do?" Screwball thought, "Seek out ponies who are already miserable and relieve them of their burden of sanity?"
The mare wasn't sure what to do. Screwball started to feel sad. She wished her father was still here to show her what to do, or to at least give her a good, hard screw. The mare had some serious daddy issues.
When she felt like she was going to cry, she looked back at Shocker and Screw Loose.
"At least I'm not alone anymore," the magenta mare said with a smile.
Screwball levitated a thin strip of cloud, like a blanket, and used it to cover the pair of sleeping ponies.
"Good night, friends," Screwball whispered, "Have wonderful dreams."
It was difficult for the two ponies to wake in the morning. Compared to a cold, rubber floor, this cloud was the best night's sleep they'd had in months. For Screw Loose, it was the best night's sleep she'd ever had.
Around 9:30 a.m. Shocker finally woke up. He gently licked Screw Loose's nose. He didn't want to wake her.
"Morning," Screwball said to the stallion cheerily. She sat on the edge of the cloud, kicking her hind legs back and forth.
She turned her head around 180 degrees to look at the gray stallion, without moving her body . It was a little unnerving. She stared at Shocker as he sat up at threw off his half of the cloud blanket.
"That's some nasty morning wood you've got there," Screwball said, smirking.
Shocker looked down. Between his legs there was a raging boner.
"Nothing to be embarrassed about," Screwball said, calmly, "I'm sure your little filly would be happy to take care of that for you."
As if right on cue, Screw Loose let out a loud yawn and opened her eyes. When she saw Shocker, she gave a loving smile.
When she saw her coltfriend's hard on, the mare gave a more lustful smile.
Screw Loose was always in the mood for sex. Given the fact that they still had months of lost time to make up for, the two lovers didn't want to waste a second.
Standing on the cloud, Screw Loose presented herself to Shocker. The stallion stared at her snatch, but her perky, blue ass was just too tempting to pass up. Shocker gave his love a rimjob. He lubed up her ass for their extended anal play.
Without a straight jacket to restrict her, Screw Loose was free to do what she hadn't been able to do in months. Masturbate. Spending her life in a straight jacket gave her precious few opportunities for self stimulation. But today, the sky was the limit.
Spreading her legs wide, Screw Loose began to play with her pearl. Shocker lovingly licking her asshole only added to the stimulation,
Screw Loose's feelings of pleasure only intensified as she felt the head of her stallion's member penetrate her ass. Shocker pushed in until the mare's sphincter gripped hard around the base of his cock. He slowly began to pull out, enjoying the tightness of her ass as he did so. Screw Loose moaned in ecstasy as the cock rubbed against her sensitive rectal walls.
Not content to just spectate this time, Screwball wanted to get in on the fun. She watched Shocker screw his love's ass.
"Mmmm, that looks like a fun game," Screwball said, as she rubbed her clit, "I wanna' play, too!"
The mare's magenta cooch was still saggy from screwing a baseball bat the night before. For this morning's fun though, she had a different idea planned.
Screwball strained like she was going into labor. A big, violet cock head poked out of her pussy. It continued to grow, until she had a cock that was the size of a well-endowed stallion. It throbbed and swung in the breeze; its base hidden within the folds of her vagina. The cock was already incredibly slick, having passed through the accordion walls of her pussy on its way out.
"It's time you got a look at my screw balls," she said.
To complete the package, a large ball sack slid out the bottom end of her snatch, and dangled just below her cock.
Walking over to the couple, Screwball approached Shocker's virgin asshole. The stallion was blissfully unaware of his impending secret butt fun, as he continued to screw the blue ass.
"All aboard the madness train!" Screwball yelled, as she put her fore-hooves on the stallion's gray butt cheeks. She then thrust her slick member into Shocker's unprepared ass. The stallion immediately stopped thrusting and let out a scream of pain. Shocker made several loud barks in protest, wishing above all else for his ass to be clear.
Screw Loose turned her head to see what the problem was. Screwball returned the mare's glance, and gave her a sly wink. Screw Loose blushed. For some reason, seeing her stallion get screwed in the ass really turned her on. Shocker looked at his love, tears welling in his eyes from the pain. The blue mare shot him a pleading, encouraging glance. She wiggled her ass, wishing him to continue.
"Oooh, you're ass is so tight!" Screwball, said as she thrusted, "This puppy's never let anypony in his sausage kennel before!"
As Screwball screwed the stallion's back door, blood began to drip onto the cloud as the magenta cock tore the gray stallion's anal cavity, making it wider in order to accept her massive girth.
Shocker didn't move. While the pleasurable sensation of a dick in his ass caused his cock head to flare up, the overall pain of his first anal experience was almost too much for the stallion to bear. He kept making pitiful dog whimpers and yelped whenever there was a particularly sharp burst of pain.
Shocker had completely forgotten about pleasing his mare with the onset of his unanticipated buggering. The blue mare got tired of waiting for her lover to make another move.
Deciding to take matters into her own ass, Screw Loose leaned forward, pulling her butt out of his cock, before pushing it backwards fast. Her blue cheeks slapped against the base of Shocker's cock, as she drove his member ever deeper inside.
The stallion kept still as the mares in front and behind pounded into him in unison. One giving pleasure, the other pain. As Screwball got into a groove though, Shocker's sensitive sphincter began to enjoy the sensation she was giving.
Screwball had never had a cock before. She liked the sensation of buggering a stallion. It was crazy. It was unnatural. It served no purpose in the Grand Design. All it did was give immense amounts of pleasure.
"Perfect," Screwball said, "Sometimes pleasure's all you need."
The magenta mare slapped Shocker's ass, causing the stallion to yelp. Screwball felt her orgasm building.
"Here comes the syrup!" she screamed.
This was not a metaphor. The mare's cock shot sticky strands of rich, chocolate syrup deep inside Shocker's ass. The dessert topping coated the entire length of his poop chute.
"Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Hershey highway,' doesn't it?" Screwball asked as she allowed her cock to remain inside, letting Shocker's ass milk the last drops of her sweet ejaculate.
The sensation of having his ass filled for the first time was too much for the stallion. He came traditional, white stallion cum into his marefriend's blue butt.
Screw Loose had been furiously rubbing herself off, while at the same time pounding her ass against her coltfriend's cock. When she felt him cum inside her, the chain reaction continued and she sprayed the cloud with her pussy punch.
Shocker and Screw Loose both collapsed. He lay on top of her; his cock still embedded in her ass. They panted as their orgasms washed over them.
Screwball pulled her chocolate-coated cock out of Shocker's ass. She pressed her hoof to her cock tip and pulled up a fresh bead of syrup. The mare put her hoof in her mouth and sucked on it.
"Mmmm," she said, happily, "It's analicious!"
Screw Loose crawled out from under her coltfriend, who was dead exhausted. His cock separated from her ass with a wet popping sound. As the mare looked over her drained stallion, Screwball called out to her.
"Come around back," Screwball said, gesturing with her head, "Your coltfriend has another treat for you!"
Screw Loose moved around to Shocker's ass. A glistening, dark brown liquid covered her coltfriend's sphincter.
"Give it a lick," Screwball said, smirking, "I promise, it's not what you think."
With trepidation, Screw Loose leaned in and sniffed Shocker's ass. Having passed the smell test, she stuck out her tongue and took a timid lick.
It was the best thing Screw Loose had ever tasted. She made quick work of the residue around his asshole. The greedy mare then plunged her tongue inside Shocker's ass, trying to get at the rich, chocolate deposits. She pursed her lips against his butt hole and tried sucking the syrup out.
As sore as his ass was, the stallion loved what Screw Loose was doing to him. Laying on a cloud, with a beautiful mare sucking chocolate syrup out of his ass. In his insane mind, Shocker thought that this must be what heaven is like.
"They say chocolate's bad for dogs," Screwball said as she watched the blue mare's tongue mine the depths of Shocker's ass for more syrup, "But considering the fact that you're both really ponies, you should be fine."
Screwball walked her stiff chocolate-covered cock around to Shocker's face.
"I wanted to say you were great back there," the mare said, rubbing a magenta hoof through the stallion's hair, "You took that rod like a champ."
She leaned her dick close to Shocker's mouth.
"What do you say, stud?" Screwball asked, "You want to taste my chocolate filling in both ends?"
Since his ass was getting the best rimjob of his life, Shocker had no problem spreading the love around. The stallion nodded his head and licked his lips with anticipation.
Shocker opened his mouth wide. His lips became covered in chocolate as Screwball slid her cock inside. The stallion had never given a blow job before today. Before starting his new life with Screw Loose, it's something he never would have even considered.
Even with his new mental outlook on life, Shocker was still closed to the idea of being a colt cuddler. Regarding his current situation, the stallion's crazy logic was that as long as the cock belonged to a mare, then giving a blow job wasn't considered gay.
As he sucked the chocolate off of her dick, something in the back of Shocker's mind, from a former life, told him that it was bad to bite down. Remembering vaguely the lessons he had taught to Screw Loose, Shocker used those memories to pleasure the magenta mare's member.
Screw Loose sucked Shocker's ass like a Transformers sequel, extracting the last drops of syrupy goodness from her lover's butt. The blue mare's tongue spun around the sphincter in large circles, making Shocker's asshole wider and looser. The stallion couldn't take the intense stimulation, and shot his second load all over the cloud.
Screwball reached her limit as well.
"Oh daddy yes!" she cried, "I'm cumming again!"
She pulled out, leaving only her cock head inside Shocker's mouth, as she blew her second load of the morning into the stallion. This time her syrupy splooge coated his tongue in a rich, chocolatey taste. The stallion's tongue dabbed at the urethra; collecting more chocolate as it dribbled out.
"Good colt,"Screwball said as she pulled her cock head out. The magenta mare fell back and landed on her butt. She let out a deep breath as her second climax of the morning hit her.
With chocolate syrup covering their lips and chins, Shocker and Screw Loose both grinned goofily as they looked at Screwball.
The magenta mare, having succeeded in getting her choco-rocks off twice, was feeling pretty good. More than good! She felt inspired!
"I've got it!" She said shooting up into the air, "I know how to spread anarchy, madness and chaos, without having to hurt anypony!"
Shocker and Screw Loose huddled below her and listened with rapt attention.
"Everypony has some hidden sexual desire," Screwball said, "Some bedroom taboo that crosses social norms. My job will be to meet ponies and find out their crazy fetishes; some so bizarre that they could never be realized normally."
The thought made Screwball hard again. She rubbed her hooves against her sensitive cock head.
"I'll fulfill their wildest wet dreams, no matter how impossible!" Screwball said as she rubbed herself faster, "I'll turn reality on its head, then screw it in the ear!"
For the third time that morning, Screwball came, She flew high over the cloud as she ejaculated more chocolate syrup. It arced before plummeting the long way down to the ground.
After breaking her personal record by cumming three times in one hour, the magenta mare was exhausted. Screwball's balls were completely drained.
She floated back down and landed on the cloud. Shocker and Screw Loose came up and started licking her face. They did this to not only express affection, but to also show their support for the mare's plan.
"We'll start tonight," Screwball said breathlessly, a look of fiery determination in her eyes, "(yawn) but first a nap. I'm bushed."
