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A Bartender in Equestria

by SilentAuthor
When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!

The world is stark raving mad and these color schemes are going to make me rip out my own eyeballs.

Oh, Excuse me. My name is Killian Cormac. I'm a bartender, designer, and beard enthusiast. Well I was until a hole in some god damned tree poured my sorry Irish ass into this world of vomit inducing colors and inhabitants so damned frustrating I might just yank my beard right out.

Well since I'm stuck here might as well see what kind of hell I can raise.

UPDATE/EDIT: I don't want people to look at this story and expect a one shot clopfic read. I fully intend to make this a story of progression, love, and finding oneself just with a lot more humor than other stories like it. I hope my readers will enjoy a drawn out romance story with a true sense of discovery and though I do promise raunchy situations I don't want people to have the wrong idea.

NON SEXY SPOILER: First story in a long time, written by myself (Naturally) using events from my own life and the progression from being a scraggly nerd to a bearded outdoorsman dynamo with an unhealthy obsession for Celestias Sweet Musk and pastel colored ponies.

SEXY SPOILER: Features hot hairy irishman on pony action containing, but not limited to: Cunnilingus, Spanking, Drunken Makeouts, Flank Groping, Melodrama, Slow Sensual Lovemaking, and the misinterpretation of the word "Horse"

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Incomplete
Comedy
Romance
Adventure
Sex
Random
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
OPMLP

43013 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read