The Legendary Pony

"Hello? Hey, sleepy head, get up!" said a high pitched and energetic voice

"Urrr, what the...?" I said, opening my eyes to see a pink pony who smelt like cotton candy, her mane and tail was all poofy

"Good, you're awake, sorry for waking you up but I heard you was new to town and got so excited then when Twilight told me I could meet you I got even more excited and wanted you to wake up early so I can bake cupcakes with you!" she said

I looked outside and saw that the moon was just setting "Urrg, it's like, 4:30 in the morning, and that just an estimation." I said, rubbing my watery, tired eyes

"Oh estimation heximation, let's get cookin' good lookin'!" she said, I'm sure heximation isn't even a word

"Urrrg, Pinkie, what are you doing here? It's 4:45" Twilight said, also waking up

"darn it... close..." I muttered, upset I was close to the actual time

"Pinkie, when did you get to bed?"

"Bed? Who needs sleep when you can be baking with a new friend? I mean sleep is for tortoises." Pinkie said, I remember hearing that before, but where?

A few minutes later, I got up and had breakfast "The heck…?"

I saw a pink hair in my breakfast, then I shortly knew why when the pink pony jumped out of it

"Are you ready now?!" she asked

"AH! WHAT THE HECK?!" I screamed

"So yeah?!" she replied

"NO, NOW I HAVE TO GET THE BREAKFAST OUT OF MY COAT AND DRY OFF!" I screamed, mad and shocked that what just happened

"Okie dokie lokie!" she said, smiling, then left my sight the same way she came into it, through my breakfast bowl

From curiosity, I put my head in it to see how far I could go, then when I was done, I had to get some milk out my nose as that's all that went in before I hit the bottom of the bowl, which left one thought in my mind… HOW IN THE BLUE COW CHEESE DID SHE FIT HER WHOLE BODY IN A BOWL I CAN ONLY FIT MY NOSE IN?!

"HA! Look at the reader saying 'Because she's Pinkie Pie.' That's hilarious!" she said, popping out of nowhere

"Oh, so your name is Pinkie Pie… wait, what reader?" I asked

"That reader." she said, she pointed to a bookshelf and I just stared at it in deep confusion, then I realised how stupid I looked doing it

"Don't you see them?" she asked

"If the reader is a bunch of books, then yes." I said

She rolled her eyes and said "Oh forget it, let's get cooking!" "O… Kay…?" I said, getting up and going to the shower to get the milk off.

We walked, and I mean by walked as in I walked while she jumped around me in circles singing "I have a new friiiieeend, I have a new friiiieeend." over… and… over… like an old Nintendo Entertainment System game that had a five second song that looped endlessly, even in the pause screen "Stop, we're here. "she said.

"Ok, this trip would have been easier if you walked with me." I said.

then she was gone, she had vanished, she was out of sight, I even looked around, then looked behind me and almost, how they say, rustled my jimmies.

She was there, but upside-down "WHAT?!" I screamed nearly silently, I looked up to her feet, she was holding onto nothing, I thought that this was a dream from this point "Enough chit chat, time is candy!" she said, and she was gone when I blinked, then I turned to go into the house and she was there behind the door, I stood still and thought of words to express what I was feelings for a good minute "No… comment…" I said, I just walked into the house and followed her into the kitchen.

"How do you do it?" I asked her, she looked at me with a raised brow, "Do what?" she asked back, I opened my mouth to say something, but didn't know how to say it, I'll sound crazy trying to say it, am I high? Am I drunk? Heck, IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE WATER?! "Nevermind, let's just get baking so you can be happy…" I said, walking to the table on where we would bake the goods, "Happy?! I'm always happy I'm like the happiest pony in the whole of ponyville no pony is more happier than me!" "I can tell…" "And what do you mean 'something in the water'? The only thing in the water is water, duh, that's why it's called water." she said "Wh… what?" I must be mad, she's saying stuff I'm writing… "Writing? Are you writing to Celestia? Or a book?" she asked... THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! Forget it, just forget it "Yeah, we should, cause baking won't happen when we think about stuff that isn't baking." she said, I just sighed and said "let's get baking then…".

After an hour of me and Pinkie making cupcakes, she occasionally told me her secret of 4th wall breaking and magic teleporting skills "What the heck is a 4th wall?" I asked, "You don't know what one is?!" she asked in shock, "No, or I wouldn't be asking you, now would I?" I asked, "True, true…" she said, somehow, I felt the room get darker, I looked around and all the candles were out, then pinkie was gone again, I kept looki- "You got hit over the head, and you got knocked out. You slowly hear and feel your body dragging across the ground, as you slowly lose consciousness."

"Ahhhhhh… what the?" "You groaned, as you woke up, you found you were strapped to a table, followed by Pinkie, but with a knife and a straight dark pink mane followed by a darker pink coat. She had a darker tone to her voice, as if she was insane…" "Oh my gosh… your mane!" "He said, yeah, it's scary, isn't it? I replied." "No… I like it, all straight instead of puffy, it also has a nice shine to it." "Oh, well than- no, your just saying that so I'll untie you… WELL IT WON'T WORK!" "Pinkie, I wouldn't lie to a girl who's tied me down to a table and is about to make me into cupcakes. And how can you turn guts and organs into cupcakes?" "YEAH YOU WOU- wait, how did you know I was going to make you into cupcakes?" she asked. Hey! I can speak again! "I… I don't know… just a hunch...?" then I remembered my Cutie Mark, then looked at it, I White light flashed on it, then the gray balloon was Yellow with a blue sting.

Pinkie saw, her jaw dropped and so did her knife, she ran up to it "YOUR CUTIE MARK HAS MINE ON IT!" she did a deep gasp "AND TWILIGHT'S! AND AJ'S! AND RAR'S! AND FLUTTERSHY'S! DASHIE'S! SWEET CELESTIA… YOU'RE THE L-" she closed her own mouth at this point "You don't know yet… I can't spill any beans while you're around…" and at that moment, a can of beans fell at the back of the room. Predictable comedy, something this story has. And insane ponies, that turn ponies into cupcakes. "Not those beans…" she made her hair normal then untied me, I think she also tried to comfort me by stroking my mane, which felt really relaxing "Mmmm… that's so nice on my mane…" I said, smiling with my eyes close, enjoying it like I was a little puppy. "I imagine so, granny-pie use to do this to me when I was down or upset, how I miss her." she said, "Hmm, I imagine what it's like to miss somepony, I miss a few ponies, mum, dad, my brother and sister, but mainly the ones I can't see anymore, my nana, my grand mum and my grandad… I miss them all… but... I'm happy here, I've never been truly happy being in one place for so little time... I'm in a whole new place, a place where none of that happened, I can have a fresh start, I can be anything, I'm 22, I shouldn't cry about things that happened years ago!" I said, slowly getting better and forgetting I was just about to be killed. "Yeah." Pinkie said, "I'm going to restart, get new friends, get a new girl, possibly a family, I'm going to have a fresh start, starting now!"

"You know Pinkie, you taught me something today, you taught me to let go of the past, you deserve something." I said, "Liiiiike?" she asked, I thought to myself, "Um… I honestly have no ide-" I was interrupted quick kiss on the cheek, "You don't have to give me anything, you brought me cupcakes, a new friend and the biggest smile I've ever had…

it's you who deserve something special." she said "Liiiiike?" I asked "Not another kiss, that's for sure, I don't kiss just anypony." she said "Yeah, well everypony has been kissing me." I said "Oh, and by the way, that was my first kiss that wasn't from my family, it felt nice, I liked it." she said "Ok, question…

Who doesn't like a kiss from someone that isn't a relative? No pony, that's who." I said "No Pony? There's a new pony in town already?!" she asked, jumping on the spot, all excited, "No Pinkie, there isn't." I told her, "Then who's No Pony?" I rolled my eyes and simply told her to forget it… then something important popped up.

"Pinkie… I need to go." I said, "Do you? Oh, we was having fun too." she said, disappointed "No, I mean go… badly." I said "Bye then." "Pinkie… I need the little pony's room." I said, she tilted her head "I'm confused, pony's room?" she said, I did an angry sigh "No! The bathroom!" I said, dancing on the spot, needing the toilet badly, "Ooooh, you got to go, I see now!" she said, "Ok, new question.

As I'm new to this, where do I go?" I asked, "Oh, behind you, down the corridor and 3rd door to the right." she said, "Ok." I said. I ran so fast, a cartoony cloud of dust stayed there making my shape for a couple seconds. I came back soon, relaxed and ready to do something.

"So, you can go meet Twilight now." Pinkie said "What?" I asked "You can leave; I've taught you everything you need to know about my tricks." she said, "Oh… ok…" I said, disappointed. I hugged Pinkie Pie goodbye and went to Applejack's, I wanted to check on those little Cutie Mark Crusaders.

"Hey Applejack" I said to her, smiling, she looked to me and blushed slightly, "Oh… Firestorm…

N-Nice seeing you again… what b-brings you here?" she said nervously "Are you ok AJ? Your cheeks are apple red at the moment…" I asked, "Just f-fine, how may I help you s-sugarcube?" she said, she walked up to me and stopped just so close that our noses nearly touched.

"W-well, I was w-wondering where I c-could find Applebloom, s-Sweetie Belle and Scootal-loo..." I asked, getting a little nervous myself, "Oh… ok, I'll take you to them." she stopped blushing now, just as I started.

She turned to the left and started walking, as she was turning, her tail rubbed against my chest, I close my eyes and breathed in deeply, she whispered into my ear "Follow me." After doing so, I let out a long sigh of pleasure.

Applejack took me to a small little house on a tree about 3 miles away from the barn. The house had a walkway to get to it, as it was on the actual tree, the house was yellow with a brown roof and a maroon door and window shutters.

There was also a little area at the top, it had a telescope on it, and a nice long walkway to get to it. "Firestorm!" Scootaloo said, happy as can be "Hey Scoot!" I said, she ran up to me and gave me a big hug, it felt like we were one of those two pony families "How's the Cutie Hunt going?" I asked

"Fine, we did something simple today!" Sweetie Belle said excited, "What was it?" I asked, "Well, we helped Applejack sell apples, helped Cheerilee Get some books, and that's it." Applebloom said, "Could you help me with something?" I asked. all 3 of them looked at each other and nodded.

"One moment." Scootaloo said. They all turned around and ran to the house, then a few minutes later. Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetie Bell came out and walked up to me, they stayed silent for 10 seconds. "Sweetie Bell, you gonna say it?" Applebloom said "Oh, sorry. Ahem! We, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, would like to help you with whatever you may need help with!" She said with a big voice.

"Well, I was planning on looking around Ponyville, could you fillies give me a grand tour?" I asked with a hopeful voice "Will do mister sir Firestorm, sir!" they all said at the same time, "Ok, let's get started fillies." I said.

They gave me an hour long tour of Ponyville, half-way through though I bumped into some brown pony with spiky hair, blue eyes and an hourglass for a Cutie Mark, he also had a white collar and green tie.

"Oh, sorry." I said to him, "No problem, accidents happen. Oh, hi Firestorm! I didn't know it was you!" he replied in a cheerful voice, he had a calming British voice, "Um... how do you know my name? I've never met you before..." I said, he looked at me, then frowned "Oh... well... hi.". He shifted his eyes and he just walked off without a word.

"Who… was that?" I asked "Oh, that's John Smith, he's a weird pony, but he hangs out with Ditzy, so it explains a lot." Scootaloo said, "Ditzy Who?" I asked, "Oh don't get us started on her." Applebloom said, "I don't see anything wrong with Ditzy, I mean, she's just a little slow, but not all bad." Sweetie Belle said…

A little while later, we came across a big flat piece of land with some rubble on it.

"What's this, Applebloom?" I asked, "It's a burned down house, it got burned down, I think the 2nd of March, last year." Applebloom replied, "Woah, where's the pony who lived here?" I asked "Well, she was in the house at the time so… yeah." Scootaloo said, "Who lived here?" I asked, "Oh, just a vegan pony that no pony liked as she was vegan, she was called Carrot Top." Sweetie Belle said, "Wait, just cause she was vegan?" I asked "Yeah." all three of them said "Wow… my mum's a vegan… note to self, never bring family to this place." I thought to myself.

"Well, let's move on." Scootaloo said, "Wait…" I said, "Be quick." Sweetie belle said, I went to a flower that was planted in the ground, "Come on!" Applebloom said, I picked up the flower and throw it on the house "Ok, coming!" I said. Then half an hour later, the tour stopped.

"Well, thanks for the tour girls, and I'll see you soon, ok?" I said, "Ok!" They said. I walked to Twilight's house and then went to bed, no dinner, no hey’s or good night’s, just an instant trip to bed…