The Legendary Pony

I regret going straight to bed, now I was starving, I could eat a horse… um, nah, I'm not in the mood for Tesco's.

I could just have two rounds of breakfast, which I did.

"A bit greedy isn't it?" Twilight asked, looking at my hay stacks.

"Well, I missed dinner last night so I'm starving." I said to her.

"Ok then, but why hay? You don't normally eat that." she asked, confused about why I'm not eating cereal

"Yeah, well, when Pinkie came out my breakfast yesterday, I got out of it, that and it's easier to eat, I can't pick up stuff with my hoofs." I said,

"You know you could just use magic, right?" she said,

I looked at her with a raised brow, "Huh? Magic?" I said,

"Yeah, you could just move the spoon with magic." she replied,

"Great! Now where do I get my wand?" I asked, smiling.

She just stared at me with a face that seemed unpleasant and seemed to ask 'are you serious?'

"I don't use a wand do I?" I said

"YOU USE YOUR HORN! DID THEY TEACH YOU NOTHING FROM WHERE YOU CAME?!" she yelled quite furiously.

"Well… that’s the thing… we don't have magic where I come from…" I said

"MY FLANK! Wait… no magic?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

I just shook my head slowly, I was filled with fear from the way she was looking at me before she said 'Wait… No magic?'

"Oh, well, I guess I should teach you now before you go to learn animal caring tomorrow." she said.

"Oh, sounds fun but it's not my thing…" I said, rubbing my hoof a little

"Well tough, you see that grey butterfly? Animal caring will give it colour. Also, I think you'll like more than the animal caring." she said, with a little giggle.

"What you talkin' 'bout Twilight?" I said, looking at her walk to a book called 'Magic for learners'

"Oh…You'll see." she giggled, hiding something I would hate. I was deeply confused about this, what am I going to like more than the animals? Wait… is… no way… They're going to have a picnic there! And they invited me, how nice of them.

"Ok, we'll start with the basics. Levitation is a good one. You see that stack of hay? Look at it, concentrate on it and then close your eyes, then imagine it lifting up." she said

I did as she said "Ok…" then started doing warm up jog on the spot

"Ok… I'm ready… I can do this… come on I'm PUMPED!" I said, doing the voice of a famous YouTuber I know, I think he was from Sweden.

"Stop that and get on with it." she said, getting a little annoyed

"Ok." I said, I did as Twilight said and looked at it, and looked at it hard, you'd think I was having a staring contest with it if you could see me… then… the last steps skipped themselves, I was lifting it up in the air.

"OH MY GOSH!" I squealed

"How…?!" she asked

"I don't know!" I said

"Well, that was easy to admit, let's try something harder, try move... ing... it." Twilight  said, but slowed down her speech when she was too late to talk,

I brought it towards me and fed myself like a baby "Mmm, that's good" I said, moving the hay to Twilight

"Want some?" I asked

"Um… no thanks… wait, HEY!" she said

"Yeah, that's what it is, hay." I said

"THAT'S YOUR THIRD HELPING OF BREAKFAST!" she yelled, telling me off

"Nope, snack, it's a snack." I remarked

"WAIT AT LEAST TILL 9:00 FIRST!" she yelled, not tolerating it.

"Fine."

A while later, we got to some more advanced, and they got super hard, when we was done with them, Twilight took me to Dashes house and then took me and her to an empty field.

"Ok, now this is a really powerful but simple spell. Dash, when I say, do a Sonic Rainboom" Twilight said

Dash responded with a "Ok."

"Now Firestorm, this is hard to control… but it'll work." She said

"Ok, Twilight." I replied

I concentrated on some over grown grass, then tried to do the spell, I had to strain myself hard, at one moment it felt like I was about to blow my head open, then Twilight yelled something, but I couldn't hear it, but a few seconds later, I heard a boom, then everything when White…

"Hello? Anypony here?" I could see clearly now, I was in space, but could feel the ground, I guess it was invisible, it had only 13-17 stars.

A short while later, I blacked out and woke up on the floor.

"Firestorm…? Firestorm…?" Twilight was saying, trying to snap me out of it

"Hey, Firestorm, wake up, you're scaring everypony." said Rainbow Dash

"Huh?" I saw a huge crowd of ponies around me, some had their jaws dropped

"Um…". An awkward silence was there for about 30 seconds, then one by one everypony started clapping. Or clopping… Or trotting on the spot? I don't really know what they were doing.

"Firestorm! You did it!" Twilight yelled in glee

"Excellent work Firestorm, you mastered magic at a fast rate! No pony has done that like you. I think you're working out quite well in Ponyville. Well, Twilight's job is done. Goodbye, Firestorm." Celestia said, smiling

"Bye Celestia." me and Twilight said.

Celestia flew off.

Then I was still confused… what DID I do?

"Well done! Bravo! Spiffing!" said the brown pony again, John Smith I think…

"Oh, it's you again! I met you yesterday." I said

"Yesterday? Oh… I remember meeting you in the bowling alley an hour ago, do you mean that yesterday?" he asked

"No… Wait, bowling?" I asked, as I was a fan of bowling

"Yes… bowling…" he said

"Oh my gosh, I love bowling!" I said with glee

"Oh, right, wibbilily wobbily timey wimey stuff, the more you meet me the less I know and the more you know, it's River all over again…" he said, putting his hoof on his face

"You really remind me of somepony on my planet… but who?" I wondered.

At that moment, a grey pony with wings, wall eyes and a blond mane and tail, her eyes were yellow

"Hay Tere, how u doing?" said the mare

she sounded as if to have special needs, and made me relate to her as I too had special needs, just not as severe as this pony seems to, either way, I think she looks like a nice pony. "Ditzy this isn't the time…" John said

"Hi, I've never met you before. I'm fine, you?" I said.

The mare smiled at me a gave me a hoof shake

"Im doing fin, tank u!" she said

"Your welcome." I Replied smiling at her with joy

"Im Ditzy Do, butt u can cal me Derpy Hooves, most ponys cal me tat." she said.

I kinda feel sorry for that name, it sounds like she's being teased a lot, but it sounds nice anyway

"Derpy sounds nice, I'll call you that." I said with a smile as she hugged me.

"Ditzy, we have to go now…" John said

Derpy's ears flapped down and she frowned

"Oh, ok, ill sea u latur, um…" she began, but didn't know my name.

Should I scrap Firestorm? I somehow want Shadow Hawk… or Chaos Star… Moon Fire? Or maybe Fire Moon…

"I'm Firestorm… Just Firestorm." I said, then waved

"…ok Firestorm, by!" she said, waving back.

"Bye Derpy." as she walked with John and went into the woods, I went to Twilight to go home.

"Ok, let's go back and double check the spell list, I'm sure I forgot one." aid Twilight

"I hope it's one… that last one really knocked me out cold…" I said, wrapping a wing around her so I can stand up straight.

"Ok." I limped with Twilight back to the house, I walked past a blue pony with blue and white hair along with an hourglass Cutie Mark "Hey, Firestorm!" she said

"Hey… you." I replied.

I then came across a purple one with a strawberry and purple grape Cutie Mark "How's it going, Firestorm?" she said, waving at me

"Good." I replied to her.

Then I saw I green one with a lyre Cutie Mark, she had yellow eyes with Mint Green and white hair, she was ignoring me.

"Lyra, he's looking at you." said a yellow pony with pink and blue curly hair, her big eyes were blue and her Cutie Mark was 3 candy wrappers. The green pony looked at me and rolled her eyes 5 seconds after and looked away from me and her friends

"Pffft, celebs, they think they own the place. What's so special about him and any other Celebrity?" she said

I just looked at Twilight "I totally agree with her, they're normal ponies and everypony thinks they're gods. Oh, Twilight, is there a shape shifting spell? I want to be a human again for a couple minutes." I asked her

then Lyra looked at me, but I didn't notice. "Human? Bonbon, do you know what this 'Human' thing is?" "No, maybe just a thing around town, or a term from where he comes from." Bon Bon replied Lyra knew what she had to do… she had to find out about humans, not just what one is, but everything about one too, she had to go to Twilight's house and ask about them.

She walked around her room, checked the books she got from Twilight and found nothing but only mentions of the word 'Human' in "The great forest fire" at page "101". That's all the information she got, nothing but the word "Humans", no images, no information about them, just a word.

"That's… IT?! A WORD IS WHAT I GET?! More! I must know morrreee!" she shouted in desperation.

"Urrg, will you keep it down?!" Bonbon yelled from across the hall "Me, along with other ponies, are trying to sleep!"

"Sorry! I just… never mind…" Lyra said, She was quite sad and angry, she wanted more but never got more than two words, "Human" and "Humans", she went to sleep and had a dream of them, trying to think of what they look like, then got an image of me and when I said that word, that word that got it bouncing around her mind like a bouncy ball… What did it mean? Then she remembered that I said it… then thought of the idea to ask me in the morning.

Oh, and the missing spell involved bringing the dead, they're two ways, resurrection spell, which doesn't always work and sometimes kills rather than brings back to life, and, surprise surprise, I can also kiss them, which will always work no matter what, oddly. But also very cheesy.