Ookie is awake late at night like usual contemplating what he should wear when he goes to pick up Jorge from his university soon. Should he distribute the rings to each of them with their corresponding pony? Should he wear his MLP face tattoos? His Nyan Fox ears? His construction hat? What about music, Pokémon Go Every day, the Wiggles, Death Grips and Neutral Milk Hotel? What should he even do that day? Convince them to watch MLP for the entire day? Ookie’s head was spinning with ideas that would annoy the hell out of his friends that he couldn’t control it and let out a yelp of excitement. “Thank Celestia no one is ever around to hear my weird noises,” he thought to himself as he shut off the lights and turned on the lamp. “Time to read my *My Little Brony* book for the 4th time,” he sighs in defeat. “It’d be nice if I lived in a world like this, meeting a cutie girl who’s into MLP and actually finding a crowd that isn’t full of retarded neckbeards and autists”. “To be fair, most of the characters in this book relate to me. I have a closet brony friend who’s afraid to speak up, one who knows of my obsession but doesn’t give a shit (and possesses some knowledge on the topic) and that one friend who makes fun of you at first, thinks you are gay and has a slight mental disability.” Ookie sighs harder and just turns off his lamp. He believes he might as well sleep and try to dream of Equestria once more. *THUD* he hits the ground on the edge of Everfree forest. “Fucking hell, time to try to talk to Pinkie Pie one more time, or at the very least annoy her,” says Ookie. Luckily he didn’t have to look no further before he came up on Fluttershy’s shack with Pinkie Pie standing outside. She freaks out and her Pinkie Sense starts acting up. Ookie tries futilely to get Pinkie Pie to notice him but she tries ignoring him until he just yells really loudly. It has no effect.

“Fucking hell this is bullshit, I bet Jorge would have a better time getting her to notice him than me,” Ookie mumbles to himself. As soon as he says Jorge Pinkie Pie’s ears perk up and she starts to look around. “Yeah I bet Jorge would totally be like *MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP AND SHIT, KILL MYSELF* and shit”. Again Pinkie Pie starts moving around and notices Ookie in the background, she approaches him and asks “What’s this Jorge??” “What the hell you could see me all this time but didn’t even acknowledge me!?,” Ookie yells in annoyance. “Well duh, I have pinkie sense and I can see through different dimensions and even break the fourth wall of course I could see you,” Pinkie rolled her eyes at him. “THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING,” Ookie yelled in frustration. “Cause Boooooooooooring, you kept saying the same stuff over and over plus yelled some pretty weird things. I only got interested because the word Jorge interested me. Does it like to party cause I’ve got a lot of party things like my Cannon, “*BOOM*Confetti flies out of Pinkie’s cannon and streamers appear out of thin air.” “Uh actually Jorge Fu-“ and before Ookie can finish his sentence he gets awoken by a message on Discord from Jorge. “GODDAMN IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, NOT EVEN LETTING ME ENJOY MY DREAMS.” Ookie screams in annoyance “I WAS SO CLOSE”. Ookie can’t fall asleep from excitement and must wait another day until he gets tired once more to dream.

Author's Note

pls kill me