*Ookie is sitting around in his home at 2:45AM on a regular school night. He's been going to the rec like usual and is always tired yet never sleeps enough. The same routine all the time. Go to school, skip class and go to the rec. The same meal everyday before the only class he goes to cafeteria to get his food so he can go back to his hangout spot with his "friends".He gets the same CFA spicy sandwich everyday. He goes through the same routine to prepare for it. He goes to the hidden restroom in the west wing of the Zaffirini center. He sneaks past the motion sensored lights because he enjoys the atmosphere of the dimly lit room. He does his thing. Washes his hands. Grabs the rough towel on the right hand side of the restroom so he can wipe his hands, grab the door to not get germs and 2 extra ones to use for his CFA sandwich since he has no plate. He grabs the other one to use for his hands when he crawls under the sink to not set off the lights. He goes the left side of the room to get the soft towels he uses as napkins when he eats. He then uses one of the towels to open the 3 doors before he gets to his spot. He takes off the pickles then uses one of the towels to eat the sandwich. The same routine over and over again. Connie's house later, then discord chat. Pure monotony. He watches in envy as he puts on his favorite show. "Man, I wish I could be in that world" ,says Ookie,"My Little Pony seems like paradise to me. I would love to learn the Magic of Friendship". It's night time and he feels a deep sleep coming over him. The fan is roaring in the back in his dimly lit room with only the bright screen of his laptop. Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and especially Fluttershy animate the screen.

"I feel like I've gotten closer to these guys than my real friends. I can tell them anything and they won't ever judge," Ookie sighs in a breath of defeat. "I'd give anything to join their realm." "Welp, I have class early in the morning better tell Connie how much I love Chris before i go to sleep". He hits the light and goes to sleep. He has a dream he's been having for a while. He's in Equestria and he talks to the ponies but they can't quite hear him. He just follows what they do and acts like an invisible force guiding them. He wishes he could do more but all he could is just help. It was frustrating at first but he learned to cope. "Heh, at least they pay more attention than my real friends, Jorge ,Pablo and Chris". The dream always ends with a lesson like in the show but he feels it's more closely related to his real life issues than child-like issues they face in the show. "Man, if only like was this simple," he says to himself. "I had trouble coping so I used Christian moving away as an excuse to bathe in pitiness but now that he's back, I have nothing to blame it on. I might as well just watch MLP again and drown my sorrows in happiness if that makes sense". Pinkie pie is the only one who could see him occasionally but she just assumes it's in the other dimension(Which she could see because of her Pinkie sense). He always tries calling out to her but she ignores him before she could go crazier than what she is. Ookie wakes up in a fever sweat before swearing to himself"Just another goddamn dream". He goes through the routine once more looking forward to the next dream. "Let's see what tomorrow's dream brings next."

Author's Note

This is a joke, my life is a joke .