Mechanical Thing-a-ma-giggers are always fun, unfortunately for me, mine are mostly illegal. See I'm an Engineer, or a Mechanical Mechanicist, which is much more fun to say. Things where going so well, until when the adoptive sister of Princess Twilight, and the unofficial daughter of Princess Celestia, showed up at my house. Her name? *Sigh* Her name was Barb. And the worst part about this entire thing, was that she was hot.