Hey, hey you! Yeah, you, the assholish reader who wants to read a good-ass story! Well, you came on right place! My name is David Smith and one night, i saw a falling star. I wished to feel how it is to be my favorite anti-hero, the mothafucking Deadpool (but i still wanted to keep my awesome look)! My wish somehow got true and i was thrown in anthro MLP world as Deadpool! Now i have awesome looks, regeneration, knowledge of many martial arts and how to use any weapon i come across and awesome agility. The best thing? Eighty-five per cent of this world are mares with big tities and rears!

P.S.- Celestia's butt and tities are the best!