"Prince Blueblood, it is with a heavy heart and irrefutable evidence for your crimes, I hereby declare you banished from Equestria for six months. If you return before your sentence has ended, you shall be killed on sight. Do I make myself clear?" Aunty said from her throne, looking down upon me. Me! How dare she?! I had done nothing wrong, it was within my rights. I paid that lawyer more than he is worth.

"B-but aunty-" I stammer before I am once again interrupted.

"You have been stripped of your title and all lands in your name. You shall be banished with naught but the clothes on your back," Aunty once again sighed before looking back to me.

"Get out of my sight, guards take him away." She shouted, whilst I'm being handled ruffly by the common guard, bah, their filth will take ages to get out of my coat, I'm quite sure aunty is tied up with that wench, and can not do anything about my case, I assume she must be sending me to the highlands, I was once asked to go there as a guest, but I refused as I heard that they eat raw grass there, disgraceful, but I guess it must do, of course, she will put me in the highest quality hotel they have there until my time is up.

"Unhand me filth, I shall escort myself out, I need not be handle like a foal." I shall not be disrespected, I still have my pride. I wonder what the hotel shall be like, hmm, I shall write a review after my half a year vacation.

"How much longer commoner, we have been flying for hours, surely it does not take this long to reach the highlands, you incompetent Buffon," naturally they huff and look away, unable to look upon my glorious face, less they see their own stupidity, unable to fly in the right direction, I have seen nowt but rocks for the last three hours.

"Shut up back there." replies the guard sitting to the right of me.

"How dare you.. you ungrateful troll, you have the audacity to even speak to me as such, why I'd never, I grace you with my presence and patience yet you spit all over it, bah I shall no longer speak to such a fool," that should teach him, hmpf.

"ugh we shall be there soon, quite your complaining." the guard to my left speaks up for his inferior companion.

"better, next time reply with that, then perhaps you will move up in the world, perhaps you will be polishing hooves soon instead of standing there," The guards look at me, obviously stunned by my genius advice, their jaws unable to close at my magnificence.

"We are here, Blueblood."

I look up from my set to the side of the carriage as the flier has opened the door, that is not the problem the problem comes from the fact that he had the audacity to address me without my title.

"Prince Blueblood welp, but I am feeling generous so I shall pretend I never heard you, no no need to thank me," ah once again there is that stunned expression my show of generosity has no doubt stunned there lesser intellect as I stride over to the side of the hotel waiting for the butler to address my needs...

"What, where is the butler, better yet where is the hotel, all i see is rocks and sand, guards, where are we, you must have taken the wrong turn and become lost once again, no wonder it took this long to get to the highlands hotel, you are all obviously so stupid that you have yet to learn how to read a map, i shall not stand for such incompetence, take me to the highlands this time not a bloody desert,"
that should set things straight, no wonder that changling filth managed to infiltrate the capital, with guards this incompetent," I stomp back to the door, the heat of the sunstroke land slightly burning my hooves.

"Well, I'm waiting open the door."

"You have been BANISHED Blueblood, what did you expect a fancy resort, breakfast in bed, and servants to do as you wish, Princess Celestia has had enough of your crimes, Your illegal activities have finally caught up to you, I hope you know enough about the wilderness not to eat poison joke. Actually, that was a lie." The main guard stated to me, Obviously, a poor attempt at humor, that wench had it coming, she dared refuse my advances, I thought she was playing hard to get, obviously not, though she changed her mind quick when her son was in mind.

"Your poor attempt at humor is flattering but you should stick to watching doors," I reply

"Now, open the carriage door, take me to the highlands, and maybe I won't have aunty banish you." Bah, incompetent foals.

Suddenly I can hear a snickering, which turns into full blown laughter.

"What is so funny," Must be some commoner inside joke, more than likely lewd in context.

"You really are stupid aren't you, This isn't a joke, you have been banished from Equestria, for the rape of widow heart, and many other crimes, including but not limited to, tax evasion, bit fraud, identity theft, multiple accounts of bribery of royal guard, and destruction of private property. Have fun out here, I hope to never see your face again." with that he hooked himself up to the harness, as the other guards got in the carriage than without another word, they left.

I sat there to look at the spot they left at for who knows how long, I still was my tux, but the wind has blown enough dust to make it a light brownish color.

"B-banished, b-but that's not fair, it- It's all that Celestia Damned wenches fault, if I ever see her again, it shall be a cold day in Tartarus that she shall be trotting ever again." I look back to the sky, night time will be arriving soon, aunty surely does not know about this, the guards must have something against me, when I get back to Equestria they will most deferentially be punished.

I stand up as the sandy lands of what I assume to be the badlands surround me, I pull out my water canteen from my tuxedo pocket and drink eagerly, once I put the canteen back in my pocket a scroll appears in front of me with a flash of golden magic.

"Ah, aunt must not have received word of my arrival at the hotel, she must have sent an apology and word that a carriage with guards that will take me th-" I stop halfway through my sentence as I read the scroll

Dear Blueblood ~~Banished Prince of equestria~~

The enchantment that surrounds your flower has listened in on your rambling conversation with the sandy desert around you, as such I thought it best if I explain exactly what happened

YOU HAVE BEEN BANISHED

I assure you this is no joke, I have been mindful of your activities in the past believing that you will either confess to me or learn from a mistake, but you had done neither I overlook most of your activities as your bloodline falls back to princess platinum, but this crime I cannot overlook, I find it quite perplexing how you managed to hide almost all of your criminal activities from prying eyes.

Once again, this is no joke or compromise, to further the claim of truth in this letter my royal seal is at the bottom.

YOU HAVE BEEN BANISHED

Sincerely Princess Celestia of Equestria.

All I could speak is but one word...

"w- what."

Author's Note

Hope you like this idea, have fun and what not, and lets hope my grammar has improved as this has not been through any editors yet.