Jon. Orphanage runner, loving father, and a psychopath. 250 years of retirement has dulled the skills of the crazy protector but he is all to prepared for every scenario. When he get's a call telling him a problem has occurred Jon decides to give his insight. Sadly not all is at it seems and Jon must put his new life to the side to go back to his old ways. But Equestria has changed in the last 250 years... Does he care? That is the real question.

New arc simply titled. "The 1000 Year Plan Arc"

A new darkness has come to Equestria with only one real target in mind... Jon. What does she want with him and what does she mean by cleansing the taint he has left behind? Does Jon care? Not really he just has to deal with this psycho and be done with it. But will it be that easy? Not when you are missing your hands it won't.

This is a sequel to Salt, Anger, And Booze. It is terrible and I'm pretty sure I will never be done with this story since it is fun writing up this psychopath. So expect more.

There is anthro ponies so you have been warned.