Back To Work
Chapter 18: Phase One: New Ride

BY: Major Frostwing

"Jon. What are you building?" Luna asked as I sat in a large garage in Spike's castle. I was leaning into an engine compartment of a large vehicle adjusting a few things under the hood.

"Just making some adjustments on this beast." I said with a wicked smiled as the spikes on my arms flexed out before falling flat with my forearms. "I am going to need something like this to break through the border." I said getting under the vehicle checking the bottom of the engine.

"Jon we can just teleport you into Equestria." Luna said as she continued to watch me work.

"Luna we are making our move soon. I want The Queen on edge. We need to make her think we are making our move now and make the Queen over play her hand while we sit back and fully plan our attack." I pulled myself out from under the car grabbing hold of a rag to wipe my hands off.

"So you want to fake the Queen out. Force her troops into full alert and just keep up enough to make her keep them at that level of paranoia." I nodded my head tossing the rag onto a tool box. "And what if your plan fails?"

"Then storming Canterlot will be that much harder. Which is why I am sending you to the Griffon Kingdom. I want you to tell them to mobilize to Ponyville. You remember the Order of The Wind right?" I asked as she nodded. "This is going to be one hell of a battle and it makes me so happy to finally get back to it." I looked over the car smiling fondly at the vehicle.

"I will move as fast as I can and get them ready for the coming battle." I looked to Luna before crawling into the driver's seat turning the engine on. The car roared to life as I tapped the gas revving the engine with a wicked smile. "That is quite the beast as you call it."

"It fucking better be I need it to be fast and powerful. Tell the girls to stay here it would be safer if I went along on this last leg. Ponyville should be heavily fortified and I will be taking it with unrelenting force. I don't want them to see what I can really do just yet." I said as my smile only grew.

"You always were reckless Jon but I will tell them. They will not like it." I rolled my eyes pulling my phone out connecting my phone to the speaker system.

"I need my plan to go off without a hitch. You already know who they are and I have a feeling the last one is in Ponyville. Do not forget the last part of my plan. It needs to be perfect." I put the car in gear pulling forward slightly. "See you in Ponyville." I said as I gunned the engine spinning the tires before they caught traction. I made a B-line for the boarder of Equestria. Ponyville is a bit of a drive but I can make it with ease. "Let's go fuck up the boarder." I said turning on my beats dropping the car into high gear.

I smiled as I saw the Equestrian border come into view. I saw the large contingent of guards standing around bored out of their minds. I only smiled as I cranked up the volume running my hand over the steering wheel with a wicked smile. "Let's see if I still got it." I said as I pulsed my magic watching the spikes on my arm pulse to life flexing with power as a black mist covered the vehicle before it began to corrupt it's self. I smiled even wider as a serrated ram bar appeared in front of my car the wheels covering themselves in jagged teeth digging into the ground with violent fervor. The car seemed to make an unholy roar for death as I gunned it for the boarder.

"GUESS WHO MOTHER FUCKERS!" I yelled my voice being amplified by my magic. I slammed through the boarder tearing through the guards and walls. I pulled the E-Brake drifting the tail end before dropping it to run through the boarder once again. I repeated this action about four times before coming to a stop next to a downed guard who only stared at the vehicle terrified. I rolled down the window looking him over with an annoyed look.

"Hey. Tell your bitch of a Queen I am coming for her." I began to roll up my window looking forward. I spun the tires kicking dirt and gravel before taking off towards my next target. There are a few bases that needed to be hit so the Queen would take my threat seriously. I looked in my rear view seeing the boarder fade into the distance. "This is going to be fun." I slammed the gas hearing the engine answer the call to action.

I heard my phone ring as I flicked my wrist using my magic to answer the call. "City Morgue you bag 'em we tag 'em." I answered with a smile.

"Who the fuck answers a phone like that?" Thorn asked as I rolled my eyes.

"I do. What do you need? I'm kinda busy." I said as I flicked my eyes to my left seeing a military caravan driving down a side road.

"Where the fuck do you get off up and leaving us behind?" Thorn asked as I yanked the E-Brake turning the car harshly before going off road.

"I need to do some of this on my own. If I brought you girls with me you would be in unnecessary danger." I said as I jumped a ditch landing on the road.

"We are in this together Jon you can't just abandon us." I rolled my eyes as I flicked my magic forming my pistol before it shifted into a sawed-off.

"Listen. Some things require a special kind of touch. I have that kind of touch and I am fucking good at it. Now give me a few minutes Daddy has to deal with some pests." I said as I gunned it pulling up next to the rear vehicle. A large machine gun was raised out of the top of the Humvee. I rolled down my window leaning out taking aim. I pulled the trigger launching my spell which exploded violently against the back right wheel. I leaned back into my car pulling up beside the Humvee flexing my magic as serrated teeth form out of my rim.

I yanked the wheel to the left slamming the vehicle the teeth tearing through the rim of the Humvee forcing it off the road. I saw the second vehicle already with it's gun at the ready.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE!?" Thorn roared through the speakers as I only rolled my eyes.

"I told you already. I'm dealing with some pests with my special kind of touch." The person manning the gun pulled the trigger raining bullets down on my car only for the rounds to ricochet off of the body. I dropped into high gear slamming my foot down slamming into the back of their car digging my ram into their frame. I flexed my magic as claws dug through the metal locking the vehicles together. I released the wheel focusing my magic into my spell gun taking aim through my windshield as it bubbled making and opening for me. I pulled the trigger hitting the gunner in the face with an explosive spell.

"IS THIS ALL YOU GOT!?" I yelled as the claws removed themselves from the car releasing my car I slowed down before slamming into the back right of their car forcing it to spin out. I flexed my magic as a gun formed on my hood glowing with power. I flicked my wrist as a button appeared in the center of my steering wheel. I smiled wide as I punched the button firing the gun. A thunderous bang resounded out before the round impacted the back of the final vehicle exploding it in a mushroom cloud of destruction. I plowed through what remained continuing on my way. I moved my magic returning the vehicle to it's original form. "Alright I'm back. What were we talking about again?" I asked making my way towards my first big target.

"What are you doing Jon? It sounds like you are in a war zone." Nova asked as I only sighed.

"I'm doing what I do best. Piss everyone off and cause as much destruction as I can. I need the Queen to treat my fake threat as a real one." I said as I slowed down to a reasonable speed.

"Jon why did you not tell us you were leaving?" Nova asked as I grabbed my phone holding it up before hitting the end call button. I tossed my phone into my passenger seat. I needed to focus on the plan. Fuck shit up and do it with brutality and efficiency. I glanced at my right arm seeing the spikes fall flat on my arms.

"Focus Jon this isn't the big fight just make it seem like it." I told myself as I glared at the horizon. "I will fuck up that bitch when the time is right." I said getting comfortable. It was 6 hours before I would hit my first target longer if I stopped to destroy whatever caught my attention.

Author's Note

I will admit ever since I wrote in that there were cars when Jon came back to life I wanted to write a chapter about Jon getting a car a wrecking everything around him in it. Also didn't help that I started to play Need For Speed: Most Wanted again. I hope you guys like this chapter and tell me if you don't so I can hopefully fix what is broken. Anyway we are getting close probably 10 more chapters and then I will be done with this story. Enjoy.

Also here is the music for those of you that are interested. This song fits with how our little psychopath is feeling towards the Queen so enjoy.