Once upon a poop, there was a Pinkie Pony Poopie Eater Pie, Pie, Pie, Pie, Pinkie Pie poop eating pony named Pinkie Pie. She ate her own poop. Giant shitty smelly brown turds of digested foods would dump out of her smelly, sweaty shithole and then, she would take the poopy poo-poo turd cakes and shove them in her mouthy mouth-hole, chew them uppity up-up, then swiggle swug swallow them down her throaty throat-thoat.

Everypony non-poop eater pone-pone-pony would lookity look, look, look at her nasity, gross, grinklty, gruplity, chewity, yum, yum, smell, smell, smell, poop eat and they were all like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT POOP EAT IS FUCKING NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Pinks didn’t give two half fucks that they were grossed out, so she did it in front of them all the “Tim ‘The Time Man’ Taylor” time. She would also force them to eat her poop too, because she’s a smelly nasty little poop eating sociopathic, insane, crazy poop eating “force others to eat poop” Poop Pony pony. It was nasty and gross.

After a year after she started eating poop, she’d already forced everypone in Ponyville to eat her poopy poop over 80,000 poopy times. It was super grossity gross, gross, gross. Lots of ponies died from all the poop eat. Ponyville’s name was changed to Poopyville, due to every second of everypony’s life becoming having to do with poopy. Mayor Mare had poop injected into her DNA and was changed to Mayor Muck, a sentient piece of poop that was the mayor of Poopyville.

Everyone’s water supply was replaced with Pinkie’s diarrhetic shit. They “washed” themselves in her poopity-doop-poop-doo-doo shit and also drank that nasty-ass scat every hour of the day. They had her giant poopy turds for breakfast, brunch, lunch, post-lunch snacks, pre-dinner meals, dinner, post-dinner desert, midnight snack and also ate shit every other second of every day ever. All they did was eat Pinkie Poo. It was gross. If you saw it IRL or even in a cartoon instead of just reading it in a fanfic, you would for sure puke from the disgusting sight. Also, if you already did puke, I apologize, but you prob’ly shouldn’t be clickin’ on a story called “Pinkie Pie Eats Poop” if it’s too gross for you to read.

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Author's Note

Fun fact: I started this story on January 4, 2017, but I only wrote the title and description until writing story right now.