Pinkie Pie Eats Poop

Maud Pie was coming to visit her lesbian-sex lover, Rarity to have sex with her and saw poop everywhere. Maud never ever said nothing or showed emotion or any of that shit, but when she saw the poop everywhere, she was like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!??!?!!?!?!!?!?! THERE’S LIKE POOP AND SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYPONY IS EATING IT!!!!!!!!! THE TOWN’S SIGN SAYS IT’S CALLED ‘POOPYVILLE’ NOW!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!!?!?!??!!!?! WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SHIT SMELL LIKE MY SISTER PINKIE PIE’S SHITTY ASSHOLE-SHITHOLE POOP-HOLE?!!!?!??!??! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LITERAL SHIT?!!!?!?!??!!?!?”

Just then, Pinksie the Pooping Poop-Pony Pony pooped her way over to Maud and pooped on her own sister and shoved her poopy-doopy poop-poop in her sister-wister’s mouthy-wouthy and force her to eats and swallow and eat and taste and then poop out her sister’s own poop!!!!!!! IT WAS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Rarity came to Maud and was like “YOUR SISTER MADE ME EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!! DIE, CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and she smashed off Maud’s fucking face and Pinkie’s poop shot out of her neck hole as her head went flying at 7050 miles per hour across the universe and smashed into the sun and blew up the sun and turned the sun into Pinkie-poop and the poop flew everywhere in the universe and every living being in the universe was covered in Pinkie Poop and lots of them wanted to die from the nastiness of the disgusting diarrhetic smelly shit, but the poop morphed into their life force and made them immortal and became Hell on Earth/Hell in the rest of the universe. It was gross as literal shit.