Pinkie Pie went on the Poop Larry King Show to explain why she turned the universe into her poop.

“Why the fuck did you do this to us, you fucking sociopathic multiversal Poop Goddess of ultimate poopiness?!!?!?!?!??!” Poop Larry King asked.

Pinkie Pie took a long sip of Pinkie-shit-tea for 37 long seconds. She then smacked her lips and looked at Poop Larry King in the eyes. “Because I fucking felt like it, idiot.” She said.

Shit-Spike was watching the TV and cried because he was poop now.

Epilogue End.

Author's Note

Note: This story is part-fetish, part-comedy. Feel free to fetishize all of it.