Pinkie Pie Eats Poop

And so, all the the Mane Six, six ponies in group-of six, known as Mane Six (now, changed to Mane Shit, due to Pinkity Poops poopy poop covering them in poop and changing them into poopy shit), Twipoop Shitle, Fluttershit, Raripoo, Rainbum Dump and (shitty) Assholejack, all said “HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHIT, THIS POOPY DOOPY POOP-POOP SHIT IS SO FUCKING GROSS AND NASTY AND WE HAVE TO STOP PINKSITY POOP PYE, THE ONE WHO LAID HER SHITTY DUMP-DUMP POOP SHIT ALL OVER US AND TURNED US INTO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! LET’S GO KICK HER ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

So they went and kicked Pinky Poo-Poo Anal Dumping Asshole Pie right in her shitty smell dumpity dump-dump shitty shit, shit shithole, nasty, nasty, smelly, welly, dumpy, dippy, shitty, shit, shit POOPHOLE!!!!!!!! They kicked her right in it and their hooves became so goopy poopy from her dumpy-wumpy pooper poop-poop and they all exploded, but didn’t die, they just turned into shitty shit poop turds diarrhea pooper-dooper poop, incapable of moving, because they were just like normal poop, but they were still sentient FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

Then, Pinsklie Poop Pie’s shitty smelly poop-poop flew up into Heaven and Nirvana and all the other concepts of the good afterlife place and went to all the ideas of God, including Yahweh, Allah, Shiva, Vishnu, Jesus, Brahman, the Tao and all the other idea concepts of deitic deities of godly God concepts of God and creator and supernatural entities ever and Pinkie Pony’s nasty shit flew up into all of them and fucking KILLED THEM and raped them and TURNED THEM INTO PINKIEPOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then the entirety of the multiverse was nothing besides Pinkie Poop and lots of sentient beings of shitty poop shit that had been turned the fuck into her nasty, wasty, smelly, welly, pooper dooper smell, smell, smell, gross-gross SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

The End.