I never knew what it would feel like to be alone for so long. I don't even know how long I was gone but if past experience is anything to go by I've been gone for a while.

About a thousand years.

WHO DARES DEFILE MY MIND?!?!

What are you talking about?

Look around you fool.

I look around. Or to be more precise, I study the environment that I can see, because I can't move my eyes. From what I can see I'm in some kind of forest. There's a black mass right in front of me and I have a sudden realization. I'm in Nightmare Moon's body.

Took you long enough.

What did you do?!

I didn't do anything. How'd you know we were gone for a thousand years.

It's a mixture of a ratio I made while in a sensory deprivation chamber and just straight up counting every second.

How could you possible count every second?!

When you've been in that situation as much as I have, you learn that between sanity and insanity is tedium.

Enough of this drawl. I have work to do.

What work?

Don't you remember?

As soon as I hear her "utter" that remark I realize that we've moved to some kind of stage and Nightmare Moon is ranting about something. Fuck I have to do something or else this bitch is going to kill everything. I try to move but something is stopping me. Damn it, what am I supposed to do?! Suddenly I feel a twinge as somebody says something that catches Nightmare Moon's attention. Nightmare turns to look at who said it, whatever they said. The perpetrator appears to be another one of these creatures but with out the wings. In the crowd there's more with just the horn. There's also ones with just wings or nothing at all. Poor bastards. The one that spoke up appears to be a purple tint and in her late teens. She says that she knows Nightmare Moon and what she's here to do. If you know, then why aren't you doing anything?! When some brown plain one finally does something, that being sending some winged creatures after Nightmare, Nightmare shoots lightning at them?! What the fuck!? I've got to get out of this place now. Nightmare finishes her monologue and, I don't even know. All I know is now I can't see and I can feel us hovering about the ground. There's a rushing sensation and I assume we're moving. We slow down and there's a crash. A few moments later I can feel warm flesh. I try to reach for it but I still can't move. I suddenly realize that this time I'm literally not moving as opposed to when Nightmare Moon was in her pony form when I was doing, something. I need to give it more thought. A few moments later I cant feel a strange sensation as someone joins us, if only for a moment.

I will stop you!

Stop who?

What?!

The third one separates from us and Nightmare moon turns back into her physical form. I can feel myself moving again, and at a much faster pace. I can also see again and it would appear that the purple one is who challenged Nightmare Moon. I'm not sure whether I should be pissed at her for coming here alone or happy that she came because she's actually doing something. After a clever ploy on the purple one's part she tries to do something to five stone spheres. All I can tell is that somehow she's sent flying and then Nightmare Moon destroys the stones. Nightmare Moon fires a strange beam at purple and it knocks her back. Nightmare Moon starts mocking purple.

"You fought valiantly, but did you really think you could defeat me? It'll be nice having you on my side."

As Nightmare Moon says that a black essence starts enveloping purple. Just before it can fully envelope her there's the sound of a voice in the distance. When purple one hear this the blackness dissipates and I start going faster. I do believe I have the upper hand now. I'll have to wait and see. Five more creatures appear: a white one, a pink one, a blue one, a yellow one, and an orange one. Purple introduces them as: Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Applejack respectively. Who named these assholes and what were they on when they did so? So it looks like purple is about to start monologuing but Nightmare Moon fires several beams at them. She would have hit them, but then I intervened. The beams miss as I jerk Nightmare Moon's head back. I start forcing her vocal cords to do what I want.

"I've had e-enough of this nonsense."

Applejack responds first.

"What in tarnation?!"

"I'm almost certain you don't know who I am and I don't care enough to tell you. All you need to know is I'm sick of you fools, so I'll be taking my leave as soon as I can figure out how to drive a body with a clutch."

Purple responds this time.

"Whatever you are, if you're with Nightmare Moon you must be evil."

I stare at her as I try to figure out where she jumped to that conclusion from.

"I stopped her from killing you, but I'm trapped in her body and therefor I must be evil? What?! Ugh, it doesn't matter anyways."

As soon as I say that I can feel myself starting to leave her body. I wonder how much damage I can do if I leave very suddenly. While I'm pondering I notice that purple and her friends are starting to create another death rainbow. When I wake up from this I really need to tell the psychiatrist that I don't kill about it. It'd make a good T.V. show. So as the rainbow is about to hit us I leap out of Nightmare Moon's body, leaving a large hole in the side of her chest. I can see her bones th
ough. That's actually only what's left for the most part. All the rest of her organs are shriveled, for about a moment. The rainbow hits and when the light clear Nightmare Moon has become smaller, lighter, has been healed, and is unconscious. I don't really care though because I'm still relieved to have my body back. I have a nice long stretch.

"Oh, It's so good to be back in my body."

I give myself a good lookover and I'm back to normal, except that now I'm naked. I turn to the six other creatures.

"Hmm, do any of you know how I can get some cloths?"

They all look shocked at my display.

"What?"

Fluttershy and Rarity faint. Purple starts worrying about them. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie take varying degrees of offensive and defensive stances. Pinkie's hair, deflates? And now she looks like she could actually be a menacing opponent. That's so hot.

"If you want to fight that's fine by me."

But before the fight can begin there's a bright light and Celestia shows up.

"It's nice to see you again my student."

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

"Oh fuck you."

Celestia turns to me.

"Hello again strange creature. It's been a long time."

This bitch.

"Yeah, it has been. Do you think that I forgot that you trapped me with the psychopath?!"

She walks over to tiny Nightmare Moon.

"It was an accident. I hade no choice."

I feel something start to poke at my back and forehead.

"Like fuck you had no choice. You could have let me kill her!"

Everyone gasps except for Celestia, Fluttershy, and Rarity. Celestia shakes her head.

"I couldn't have done that either. She's my sister."

Damn it do these creatures have infinite lung capacity? Stop gasping!

"She wanted to commit ecocide! I think that gives you the right to kill her without any drain on your conscience."

She starts doing something to her sister.

"She wasn't in her right mind."

The things start poking harder.

"Oh really. Could have fooled me, because she seemed 'sane' enough to me. That meaning she wasn't influenced by any outside forces."

She glares at me.

"That's a lie."

Wow this bitch is dumb.

"I have no reason to lie to you! The bitch is insane! I should know! When you locked me in her head for a thousand years."

She turns to me.

"You were in her mind. Then that means you were the one who made her do this!"

Suddenly there's a fist in my gut. Literally. As my blood stains what I can now see is her white fur, I look up at her.

"Don't hurt me unless you mean it."

I pull her fist out of my gut and I break her wrist. She screams and jumps away from me. R, A, and P.P. get back in their stances. Suddenly stuff starts ripping out of my back and forehead. The creatures look in shock and Celestia seems the most impacted.

"Impossible."

I look at my back, somehow twisting my head around like an owl with a nice little ripping sound, and see that I've grown a pair of wings. made out of blood. By now the wound in my gut has healed.

"What the fuck?!"

I turn my head back around and feel my forehead. There's a horn there now.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Tiny nightmare starts waking up.

"Sister?"

Celestia goes to guard Tiny nightmare.

"Be careful Luna. The creature has returned and stolen your strength."

I can't even.

"Listen bitch, I don't care about these supposed powers I stole."

I break off the wings and the horn and throw them to the side. The reenter my body but don't grow again.

"All I care about is what's going to happen next. I'm asking for some cloths and surprisingly, I don't any trouble. So are you going to calm down and think about this rationally or are you going to be stupid and keep fighting me?"

The response is Rainbow Dash suddenly smashing my head against the floor and my grey matter going every wear in a couple foot diameter. And she just keeps going like some kind of savage. By the time she's done her legs are covered in my blood. She starts to walk off but my head reforms and I take the blood back from her. I stand up and I can feel the strange claws protruding from my fingers again.

"I said, don't hurt me unless you mean it!"

I lunge at Rainbow but Applejack kicks me in the chin with a loud crack as my jaw breaks and I go flying backwards. I stand up, fix my jaw and rush towards them again. I don't understand why but my mouth didn't fully heal it feels much wider now. That doesn't matter though. I start trying to claw them but they each dodge.

"Get back here so I can kill you!"

Celestia gets up and points her good hand at me.

"Enough!"

She fires a blast of energy at me but I manage to dodge it. It blows a hole in a wall. Suddenly Applejack kicks me out the hole and I fall for 6 stories. When I finally hit the ground there's a large wet splat with a few cracks as my body is obliterated. I think I can see my spleen over there. I pull myself back together again and there's a flash of light from the tower I was in. I use the claws to climb the castle and when I get back to the room they're gone. I feel my body return to normal as I sit and begin to ponder everything that has happened so far.

Author's Note

Can you guess where he was in her body?

I was kind of tired when I wrote this so please give well written criticism.